Forum Traffic 101 with professor JJ Goldstein

[mrmarket]

Sorry it took so long to make the syllabus for your new class professor JJ Goldstein but it's finally finished! Here are the general bullet points and I will send the rest to you later along with your shipment of cole cuts from Gino's delicatessen.

Forum Traffic 101

1) Against the tide - Posting the opposite of popular opinion at every opportunity
2) Obviously Obvious - Pointing out facts after they have been given in the thread before
3) In the cross-hairs - Singling out high profile posters by provoking them in threads
3.1) Tarantinos Revenge - The use of video to praise and provoke degenerates
4) Forum Celebrity - Creating a ranking system for posters so they compete against each other in some misguided attempt to gain the acknowledgement/respect of their peers
5)Straight as an arrow - Posting sexually deviant homoerotic material as a heterosexual male
6) Freud's Revenge - Inducing betting by stoking the gamblers ego
6.1)Money in the bank- Ego induced betting affiliate losses for fun and profit
7) Awkward arts - Using rambling angry monologues and untrained spastic dancing to lighten the mood of the broke gambler
8)Big time- Singling out small bettors to initiate big losses
9)Pseudo concern - How to manage the long term degenerate relationship
9.1) Case study - Brock Landers
10) The Golden Rule - Always keep them betting

[pavyracer]

11) Misspelling words or using bad grammar on purpose.

[topgame85]

Nail Head boom

[jjgold]

Professional

[yisman]

jjgold will be filing a lawsuite for defamation of character with his attorney, Corey B Trots

[daimoshokage]

12) Touting CanuckG and other twinks as the best capper in the forum.

[William Walters]

Good stuff , but also lots of truth in that "syllabus".

[vyomguy]

13) Having sexual fantasies about young posters at SBR.

[hubie69]

14) Wear a rug, eat colecuts, throw bubblegum to the kids. This surprisingly generates significant traffic

[wtf]

15) feigning anger at other paid posters, i.e. deuce , to generate more traffic for posters picking sides