NBA Scout: Bonnie-Jill Laflin

[onlooker]

Bonnie-Jill Laflin works as a scout for the Los Angeles Lakers and as the assistant general manager of the Lakers' developmental team, the Los Angeles D-Fenders.

The first female NBA scout, and currently the only one.

How would you like this to be scouting you?

[Willie Bee]

She needs a few sessions at Uncle Willie's Weekend Camp for Withered Women. What is she, something like 6-3, 82 pounds? Cute girl, but she needs to move away from the Amy Winehouse look a bit more for my tastes.

Who needs a beer?

[onlooker]

I don't know Willie. But she could probably make me a Laker fan.

[Francis Sollozzo]

isnt she the one Jordan Farmar was tapping ?

[onlooker]

isnt she the one Jordan Farmar was tapping ?

Not sure, but I think she scouted Farmar. She use to be a Cowboy and 49er cheerleader.

[SlickFazzer]

Id let her scout my privates.

[bigboydan]

She can scout me any day.

[chandler1981]

Willie Bee,

hopefully this on changed your mind. She is awesome!

[louisvillekid]

what magazine is that top photoshoot from? she looks smokin' in those pics, well actually she looks good in all of them.

[Sean]

She needs a few sessions at Uncle Willie's Weekend Camp for Withered Women. What is she, something like 6-3, 82 pounds? Cute girl, but she needs to move away from the Amy Winehouse look a bit more for my tastes.

Uncle Willie ... ain't there an ol' saying that goes sumpin like "the nearer the bone the sweeter the meat"? I wouldn't necessarily apply that advice to the rehab-reject-complete-fukkin-trainwreck that is Amy Winehouse ... but I think there's a few nibbles left on Bonnie-Jill. You might have to poke around a bit to find the sweet stuff, but I reckon it's in there somewhere.

[Willie Bee]

I don't know Willie. But she could probably make me a Laker fan.

Mere sex with a makeup queen could never get me to cheer the Lakers. Now, sex and the fact her daddy was loaded, that might do the trick.

Uncle Willie ... ain't there an ol' saying that goes sumpin like "the nearer the bone the sweeter the meat"? I wouldn't necessarily apply that advice to the rehab-reject-complete-fukkin-trainwreck that is Amy Winehouse ... but I think there's a few nibbles left on Bonnie-Jill. You might have to poke around a bit to find the sweet stuff, but I reckon it's in there somewhere.

Yeah, I've heard that Sean and as far as pork ribs and t-bone steaks, I do believe it's true. I mean think about it: Do you have your butcher slice your ribeyes a half-inch thick or a full inch-plus?

When it comes to the female body, however, I prefer to go by the old adage that a wide body jet makes for a more comfortable ride.

[Sean]

Yeah, I've heard that Sean and as far as pork ribs and t-bone steaks, I do believe it's true. I mean think about it: Do you have your butcher slice your ribeyes a half-inch thick or a full inch-plus?

When it comes to the female body, however, I prefer to go by the old adage that a wide body jet makes for a more comfortable ride.

So this has really devolved into some sort of bizarre multiple choice question now, hasn't it?

Which of the following would you rather have:

[ryanXL977]

i like fake tittites
id do her