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  • onetrickpony
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-23-10
    • 9434

    #1
    Going to church tmrw
    pray for me boys, friend thought it would be a good idea if i saw how church operated

    i told her im sitting in the way back, those geezers will give me dirty looks for sure

    i hope they do that thing where they put there hand over me and i faint
  • firedawg
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 10-08-08
    • 39219

    #2
    your beyond help otp.....
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    • onetrickpony
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-23-10
      • 9434

      #3
      Originally posted by firedawg
      your beyond help otp.....
      i can reduce my sins, never too late
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      • King Mayan
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-22-10
        • 21326

        #4
        Good for you hommes...

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        • doublej95
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-26-10
          • 14094

          #5
          pray for a winner
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          • firedawg
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 10-08-08
            • 39219

            #6
            baptist church?
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            • onetrickpony
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-23-10
              • 9434

              #7
              Originally posted by doublej95
              pray for a winner
              will release at midnight

              Originally posted by firedawg
              baptist church?
              no clue its a nice church they have their own basketball court/gym
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              • ACoochy
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-19-09
                • 13949

                #8
                At the very least you can see how the most profitable business model in the world operates pony so pay attention and dont forget to take pointers
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                • doublej95
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-26-10
                  • 14094

                  #9
                  Originally posted by onetrickpony

                  will release at midnight

                  on the church girl
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                  • onetrickpony
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-23-10
                    • 9434

                    #10
                    Originally posted by doublej95
                    on the church girl


                    not even if i pray to jesus will that happen
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                    • Tech N9ne
                      Restricted User
                      • 06-24-11
                      • 5366

                      #11
                      church is a great way to meet women, that's the only reason i go every now and then. these chicks are hot too all u gotta do is play the part of good religious guy and your in, score
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                      • Cougar Bait
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-04-07
                        • 18282

                        #12
                        You might burst into flames when you walk through the door, be safe OTP.
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                        • saints7011
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-21-09
                          • 5544

                          #13
                          I always get that "he's talking to me" feeling when they preach...

                          and feel like the preacher is always staring at me...

                          could be cause Im the only white guy there...

                          but Im not sure...



                          dulas
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                          • BIGDAY
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 02-17-10
                            • 48245

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                            You might burst into flames when you walk through the door, be safe OTP.
                            That's hilarious!! Good luck OTP!
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                            • zert
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-22-09
                              • 1274

                              #15
                              I already went, it wont hurt to try
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                              • iceminers26
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-13-08
                                • 15600

                                #16
                                good move, I need to get back to going, missed last couple Sundays
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                                • Bengals28
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-20-11
                                  • 2164

                                  #17
                                  have fun, love me a good sermon
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                                  • pavyracer
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 04-12-07
                                    • 82839

                                    #18
                                    There is a church for devil worshipers?
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                                    • Albert Pujols
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 06-01-10
                                      • 1670

                                      #19
                                      Most churches and most churchgoers don't present true Christianity. The miracle of the Gospel is best understood when you go directly to the Bible and get the truth. It is probably quite different than you expect.
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                                      • lyon804
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 11-02-09
                                        • 6526

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ACoochy
                                        At the very least you can see how the most profitable business model in the world operates pony so pay attention and dont forget to take pointers
                                        amen to that a goochy.. i would like to see the business operate on the same level as the others...
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                                        • Brock Landers
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 06-30-08
                                          • 45359

                                          #21
                                          bless you my son
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                                          • onetrickpony
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-23-10
                                            • 9434

                                            #22
                                            reporting on church and it was

                                            that chick wouldnt let me get on SBR, fuking slapped the phone out of my hand
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                                            • GOIRISH
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 09-25-10
                                              • 2072

                                              #23
                                              nudes of her?
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                                              • onetrickpony
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-23-10
                                                • 9434

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by GOIRISH
                                                nudes of her?
                                                nah
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                                                • megamillionslose
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 08-20-08
                                                  • 2758

                                                  #25
                                                  A ton of HYPOCRITES go to church regularly!

                                                  No doubt churchgoers may be able to help you financially & emotionally in your time of need BUT don't ever get fooled into thinking that a majority of them are the absolute greatest people in the world.Just remember that moderation(Osama Bin Laden would be a perfect example of taking religious beliefs to the extreme)is the key word & you'll be just fine
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                                                  • ttwarrior1
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 06-23-09
                                                    • 28460

                                                    #26
                                                    maybe you should go to church on saturday since thats the truth sabbath. Those churches want your money. You need your own personal relationship. Going to church won't solve anything
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                                                    • clarkacal
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 11-03-09
                                                      • 353

                                                      #27
                                                      God hates gamblers.
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