JJ Gold Joins Jersey Shore Cast!

[Roadtrip635]

New Cast Member To Join The Jersey Shore
By Jeffrey Corbin
Associated Press

There's a shake up at the shore. The hit MTV reality show The Jersey Shore will add a new cast member next season. MTV is expected to make the announcement that JJ Gold will be joining the cast next season, but would not reveal the location for the show. An MTV executive stated "We expect JJ Gold to fit right in and have a big impact on the cast and the show. We're expecting a great season from him."

JJ Gold was not immediately available for comment, but released a statement "I'm very excited to join the cast and show these ******* kids how to party!" Although no official announcement has been made, the Associated Press has acquired some advanced promotional photographs.

[jjgold]

Classic

[doublej95]

odds on jj banging snooki?

[cant call it]

great job

[Wiggums5]

They don't allow homosexuals on the show.

[Ace_of_Spades]

How small is snooki, she's like a dwarf.

[doublej95]

How small is snooki, she's like a dwarf.

jj is only 5'4" they would be a perfect match

[downsouth]

JJ stalker jerseylove got an instant hard on when reading this thread title

[zr2786]

JJ would be an awesome character on the show! He would do all 4 of the girls!

[ouman101]

Out of all the rugs JJ could have picked....he goes with the "blowout". Unreal

[Davydave]

If JJ was on, I'd start watching the show.

[Roadtrip635]

Out of all the rugs JJ could have picked....he goes with the "blowout". Unreal

When they were styling his rug, they asked if he wanted a "blowout". He thought they said blowjob.

[jjgold]

Great stuff

I wish I could be on that show

[wtf]

serious question jj

if on the show, would you focus on nailing the dudes or the chicks

[RealSlimShady]

Great stuff

I wish I could be on that show

They dont put 60yo, bald albinos in that show. Too old and bangedup looking.

[Deuce]

He fits in well with all those jerkoff Italians.

[falconticket]

He prefers to be called "The State of Affairs" going forward

[Dad]

I'm not buying it. JJGold is a grenade and the Jersey Shore house is a grenade free zone.

[nosniboR11]

rumor has started to circulate, JJ has sleep with snookie

He declined comment walking into the clinic

[flyingillini]

Hilarious!

[donkdown]

They dont put 60yo, bald albinos in that show. Too old and bangedup looking.

Shady u be a nobody if it wasn't for the Shrink!!

[Dad]

What does Shrink have to do with Shady?

[Roadtrip635]

Apparently JJ Gold called "Snooki" to arrange a "get acquainted" meeting. The paparazzi caught wind of the possible meeting and followed JJ Gold to Dirty Sanchez Adult Club & Cantina and obtained these candid photographs.

[jjgold]

serious question jj

if on the show, would you focus on nailing the dudes or the chicks

Chicks Boss

I am straight as a fukkin arrow

[RealSlimShady]

Chicks Boss

I am straight as a fukkin arrow

[Cougar Bait]

[gohabsgo]

Hilarious good photoshop

[borednaz]

Roadtrip my friend, you sir are a legend in progress.

[samgurt]

This thread is an instant classic

[Roadtrip635]

Roadtrip my friend, you sir are a legend in progress.

LOL.... Thank you Borednaz, I have my moments from time to time

[flyingillini]

JJ would be a huge hit on this show or any for that matter.

[manny24]

[babyjesus]

Let's see a first pump jj!