Looks Like Only A Monsoon Will Stop Texas Tonight At -230

[jjgold]

Who is waiting in line to place their bets ??

I am and licking my fukkin balls waiting and smiling

[doublej95]

Line is higher than giraffe pussy, I will pass.

[firedawg]

what are you talking about corbin

[rfr3sh]

they will probably end up losing

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Fell for the chalkiest play of my life...Hope I lose on principle alone!

We'll see

I am licking my balls as well coach

[tony_come]

Licking balls

Unhealthy

pass

[cant call it]

After reviewing your spreadsheet, Astros -1.5 must be the play here

[goofyre]

I layed the chalk as well. Here's to hoping.

[King Mayan]

Took em' in the 128man SBR bracket..

[slimpickins]

Taking Rangers on the RL (-1.5) at almost even money it is the best bet available today.
Normally I don't like RL on the home team for obvious reasons but Wilson has been pitching great and this is a huge mismatch in every way.

[CarpeDime]

threw a little on hou -1.5 +320

not sure its a good play but always nice to see a thread like this

[Deggs]

i'm ALL OVER texas here

[Otters27]

This is one situation where Texas could lose but they wont.

[30K Millionaire]

Keep lickin your balls coach

[BigDofBA]

The young Lyles kid hasn't looked that bad in a few starts...

Texas should win but this price is just ridiculous.

[jollyoscars]

texas = beast!!

[LordVodka]

It's baseball. There should never be such a big favorite.

[rfr3sh]

All I know is you have to be crazy to play texas ML or RL tonight

[ApricotSinner32]

All I know is you have to be crazy to play texas ML or RL tonight

[ApricotSinner32]

Who is waiting in line to place their bets ??

I am and licking my fukkin balls waiting and smiling

[HoulihansTX]

It's baseball. There should never be such a big favorite.

Texas was -300/-350, and -400(Cliff Lee) in a four game series vs the Orioles last year.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

I might get my dik stomped on here, but i've never been this confident in such a chalky play...this is the chalkiest play of my baseball gambling career...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[SimonSayz]

Play Texas in a parlay with Anaheim. Better odds.

[stikymess]

Who is waiting in line to place their bets ?? I am and licking my fukkin balls waiting and smiling

Now that would be a video.

[jjgold]

Stikes I have a video in storage about placing bets in Vegas and how to conduct yourself

[Thunderman]

RL is a good play, never eating that much juice on a ML though

[jjgold]

After I made bet it was like stealing

I laughed my ass off at the clerk and started taunting him by pointing at him and staring him down

[vyomguy]

this is not as easy as it looks jjgold...texas lineup today is not good.

[TEXAS MICKEY]

JJ,

You are on the right track there my friend......... Bet the fukking farm boys. Noser & Opie protected their farms last night...as well as myself.
I got my chew, rifle, and Lone Star Long necks, just waiting..........starts at 7:05 CST.

Latest Weather, zero wind, Hot, and Fukking Hot. 98% humidity. We had storms here this morning, some areas over 3 inches of rain, wind has stopped blowing 50 MPH, finally. Could be a storm during the game tonight.

Good Luck to All

TM

[jkilla990]

Im liking Houston ML more and more now, IM on it

[BigDan]

After I made bet it was like stealing

I laughed my ass off at the clerk and started taunting him by pointing at him and staring him down

We are so doomed tonight. at least i didnt pay any juice. Rangers RL =

[nosniboR11]

JJ, You are on the right track there my friend......... Bet the fukking farm boys. Noser & Opie protected their farms last night...as well as myself. I got my chew, rifle, and Lone Star Long necks, just waiting..........starts at 7:05 CST. Latest Weather, zero wind, Hot, and Fukking Hot. 98% humidity. We had storms here this morning, some areas over 3 inches of rain, wind has stopped blowing 50 MPH, finally. Could be a storm during the game tonight. Good Luck to All TM

Good luck tonight

[gryfyn1]

Texas was -300/-350, and -400(Cliff Lee) in a four game series vs the Orioles last year.

uh, yea and they got swept by the O's

[Bengals28]

Lyles pitches the game of his life tonight, and all you squares get buried.

[Pick'nParlays]

tex -1 (-168)