26 More minutes and I'll be cashing that draw
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still too much time j$ ... it takes less than a minute to shoot and score.Comment -
Ibrahimovic ... shoots!! and scores!!
1-0 Sweden.Comment -
Scratch that sweds win 1-0Comment -
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooal!Comment -
I knew it either 0-0 or swedes 1-0Comment -
Greece now has no other option but too attack .... it will be 20 mins of great attacks!!Comment -
Funny to mention that NOW Greece has a higher ball possession. UNrealComment -
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooal!Comment -
Screw Greece I am glad they are losing this.Comment -
Gol ! Sweden 2-0
Nikopolidis is just a crack headComment -
LOL Greece is rediculous.....thought they had better D then thisComment -
The only thing "Greece" is good for is lubricating Pavy's gay ass.
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Agree .... these fvks have no shameOriginally posted by crazylComment -
Even with their totally non aggressive style they had some chances and couldn't get it done, maybe if they would've looked to possess the ball more in the first half they'd be ahead at half and could hone in defensively.
They played backwards.Comment -
Older young man from Kragujevac had intercource with a HedgeHogOriginally posted by HedgeHogThe only thing "Greece" is good for is lubricating Pavy's gay ass.
When potency changes into impotency, some men are capable of doing everything to change their manhood to the wanted level. But, fresh example from Serbia is at least tragi-comic.
Around Kragujevac, a thirty-year-old has listened to an advice from a local witch-woman and first spilled boiling water over a hedgehog to make him release urine from which he cooked cofee.
But, that was not all. Then he took a hedgehog to have intercourse with him. Of course, that could not end without pain so the "impotent" had to contact a urologist and complain about terrible pain. He ended up on a surgical table with a pierced penis.
Tragedy with the hedgehog is only one in the line of "gems" from Serbia, at least when it comes to people who complain to witch-women about problems in bed. "One of my numerous patients has also listened to the advice of witch-woman about increasing potency and placed testises between two rocks of a water mill. He arrived in the hospital with incredibly swallen thighs", dr. Đorđević is telling only one of the incredible stories for the Kurir newspapers.
"Almost ordinarily men with various objects in their penises arrive in the hospital. Both sharp and non-sharp. To increase or cause erection, they place nails in their urinal channel, hair asdasdadsa, even beans, and during the intercourse that falls into their penis", says dr. Đorđević.
It appears that there's an even more "crazy" story than the one with the hedgehog. Kragujevac citizen R. S. (23) has last year taken a big axe, placed the penis on a wooden log, and with two hits he cut it off. He hanged his manhood on a tree in the yard, and then the ambulance arrived. They managed to attach his penis, and on the recent control he bragged to dr. Đorđević about doing "those things" without problems, almost every day. He only feels pain when the weather changes.Comment -
You could not predict the game BEFORE the match, nor during the match..sure you should continue gambling?Originally posted by j$
Anyway, great to see Greece go down. The most destructive team in the whole tournament. At 0-0 they start passing ball like they are leading 1-0..way to go, kick the Greeks out.
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Greeks played horrible today .... they have nothing to show for.Comment -
Not only today Sharkie. They always play destructive like this, German coach.Originally posted by Shark79Comment -
Agreed. They played awful today. Their tactics only work if they score first.Originally posted by shiferComment -
Just fade Pavy. He knows crap about soccerComment -
The Hedgehog SongOriginally posted by HedgeHog
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have this to say as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have a ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you will find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Mounting a stallion can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The spines on his back are so awful thick
you'll end up with naught but more holes in your prick.
He's so well defended when curled in a ball,
That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1
A seal is refreshing, although a bit wet
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet
Or capture a dove in the dove-cote, an' all,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 2
You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1
You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 2
You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell
Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell
A troll can be rocky if down you should fall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1
For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter
Or pego a pig after parting his trotters
Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 2
For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1
Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat
Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat
Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 2
A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising,
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1
You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb,
Or pork a few piglets if you have the time,
A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 2
You might try a fish when you dive in the pool,
Or a giraffe, if you climb on a stool,
Or even the captain of guards on the wall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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But "the hedgehog can't be buggered at all". The moral of your song is not to screw with a hedgehog. Are you finally getting the point of your own sick stories?Comment -
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to doOriginally posted by HedgeHogComment
