Going to Vegas in a few weeks! Help me out!

[JMobile]

Me and my buddies are going to Vegas and wanna know some good strip clubs, brothel places , and the best casinos for slot machines.
We also wanna try buffet places as well.
Can anyone help a SBR brother out?
Not too expensive places too.

JJ, I'm sure you are good with brothel places, son.

[opie1988]

Where are you staying, J?

I'm not gonna lie.....Vegas strip clubs, at least too me, are not great experiences. Way too many chics, which makes them super aggressive. Every time you turn around, they're all over you to buy a private dance, or buy them a drink. They're also very strict on hands-off policy. The cops have them so worried about getting busted, that you can't get away with nearly as much as you could in say a Dallas club.

This being said, I love Vegas! Go at least a 1/2 dozen times a year. You might be better off saving the strip clubs for when you get back, though.

[Maxmillion]

Good buffets are going to cost you but the one in the cosmopolitain, wicked spoon, its real good man but for dinner it will cost you with tax almost $30 but its good.

If you expect to win any money dont mess with the slots on the strip but as far as variety and type of machines the MGM Grand and Ceasars have the most but you are gonna lose.

Strip clubs are pricey here I agre with Opie. I would just hang out at the bars in the casinos, meet some girls shit like that.

[lolguy999]

unless u like aggressive bitches you're not gonna have a good time and really enjoy yourself...

[Grits n' Gravy]

Spearmint Rhino and for daytime strip joints go to old school Cheetahs. Broads can be pushy with dances, but if you don't like the girl, just say "no". Buffets in general suck, but Bellagio has the best in city. Cosmopolitan has a great nightclub in Marquee, a few decent restaurants and a casino that does less business than anything else on strip. Bank is getting desperate to unload the property and eat the loss. Bleeding money. Go to Chinatown west of strip on Spring Mtn for some great meals. Try Ichiza, Monta, Raku, Hue Thai and late night there are always hot girls at Ichiza and Raku as well as it Pho Kim Long.

[JMobile]

Thanks guys for the advice. Me and my buddies are a bunch of young noobs to the place and plan not getting ripped off by the dancers.

Op, we are staying at the GrandDesert which is about 1 mile from the strip. We are just a bunch of young studs looking for some potential action if you catch my drift.

[RealSlimShady]

After you hit the Rhino, dont let the cabbies try to talk you into going to a massage parlor. They're ripoffs. Buddy of mine got taken that way...those places are mostly all talk, no action.

[obamaismyuncle]

Where are you staying, J?

I'm not gonna lie.....Vegas strip clubs, at least too me, are not great experiences. Way too many chics, which makes them super aggressive. Every time you turn around, they're all over you to buy a private dance, or buy them a drink. They're also very strict on hands-off policy. The cops have them so worried about getting busted, that you can't get away with nearly as much as you could in say a Dallas club.

This being said, I love Vegas! Go at least a 1/2 dozen times a year. You might be better off saving the strip clubs for when you get back, though.

this is true..the Glitter Gultch may be the worst of all. Good advice about saving the strip clubs for when you get back.

[King Mayan]

Just chill at the Hard Rock and meet bitches...

[jarvol]

Stay out of the strip clubs in Vegas.

[TheGambler]

Las Vegas Club is a hidden gem in which you can play all table games in a fun and relaxing atmosphere

[Iron City]

Golden Nugget Downtown has a pretty good Buffet Around $20.00
Drinks are cheaper downtown, but the crowd is rougher

[MendozaLine]

when are you heading out there? Im gonna be out there 2 weeks from today

[jjgold]

Mobile I go to fukkin gamble and take massive shots

I do not go to have a good time

sorry

[JMobile]

Mobile I go to fukkin gamble and take massive shots

I do not go to have a good time

sorry

The plan is to go on the 24th or 25th of this month. And thanks to you guys, it sounds like I have to be very hardcore to survive the blood sucking snakes on the strip. Well, that's what it sounds like, lol. Now I feel like bringing Chuck Norris with me as a body guard.

[jjgold]

Mobile just go gamble, forget hookers unless you do not wear a condom

[deeshen13]

I am going to Vegas for the first time on Monday morning. Anybody have recommendations for sportsbooks? Basically, I just want to place one massive wager on game 7 of the NBA finals (if there is a game 7), and hangout and watch it.

[JMobile]

JJ, call me, I won another Parlay today. That is 2 in a row now. I'm hot and a stud at the same time.

[eidolon]

For late night place to eat and chill and have a nice bite to eat while you talk about all the madness that went down: the Peppermill.

[LostBankroll]

You might aswell go to Atlantic City if you want blow hookers and thugs.

[MendozaLine]

Like I said, I'll be out there both of those days. If you want to meet for a drink or play some cards, let me know! I'm staying at T.I

The plan is to go on the 24th or 25th of this month. And thanks to you guys, it sounds like I have to be very hardcore to survive the blood sucking snakes on the strip. Well, that's what it sounds like, lol. Now I feel like bringing Chuck Norris with me as a body guard.

[OneLossParlayGuy]

I spend $40 for the Bellagio buffet last time I was out there...first time I ever felt I got my monies worth at a buffet..it was glorious

[JMobile]

Like I said, I'll be out there both of those days. If you want to meet for a drink or play some cards, let me know! I'm staying at T.I

I'll keep you up to date.

[thekid667]

Yea stay away from the hookers man. They bite. true story.

[Ian]

Me and my buddies are going to Vegas and wanna know some good strip clubs, brothel places , and the best casinos for slot machines.
We also wanna try buffet places as well.
Can anyone help a SBR brother out?
Not too expensive places too.

JJ, I'm sure you are good with brothel places, son.

Don't go to a "brothel" in Vegas. Prostitution is legal only in the rural counties of Nevada. If you find yourself in what you think is a brothel in the city, you are more likely to be inside a "clip joint" where once you pay a large fee you'll get thrown out by some bouncers. It's a well known scam.

As for buffets, you can usually get better food by just going to a regular restaurant. The nicer buffets are generally expensive, but if you're willing to go offstrip the "M" buffet is very good and a lower cost than the buffets at places like Wynn or Bellagio. Also, I think the Harrah's/Caesar's/Evil Empire places are still running a deal in which if you pay like $50 you can get a 24 hour pass to buffets at any of their places. There are buffet whores who plan this out so that they can get two dinners, a breakfast and a lunch off the pass.

[Salamander]

Really? Vegas is the only city in the U.S. where you can go to strip clubs and hire a hooker? And slot machines?

[Robust]

slots: downtown or harrahs.. as for strip/hookers.. dunno.. don't go..

good luck and ahve a fucken blast!!

Robust

[dise-pa]

two good places in vegas the artian hotel swinger club dress up with a cigar, and the red rooster you won't leave vegas

[obamaismyuncle]

isn't a casino that pours the free drinks on in Vegas like Mermaids down on Freemont..

[opie1988]

isn't a casino that pours the free drinks on in Vegas like Mermaids down on Freemont..

That's a pretty rough joint.....but they do have a Nathan's Famous hotdog stand in the back. Awesome hotdogs & super cheap! If you're wanting something sweet, get the fried Oreo's. 3 for .99, best deal in town. Just make sure you put your wallet in your front pocket. Like I said, its a pretty rough joint.

[ChileCheese]

You asked about Slot Machines...
Not sure about one being better than the other, but here is some advice. Just sit at the penny slots and keep getting your free drinks.
You'll end up losing maybe $1 over 2 hours, but get $100 worth of free drinks. Just make sure you tip nice.
If you start buying booze at any club, you are going to go broke.

[sweethook]

put money on your mind , leave girls alone , gl

[philswin]

Sapphires best strip club
Bellagio best Buffet - bounce from casino to casino - Ellis Island has $6.95 Steak special and a they brew their own beer.

[Maxmillion]

Spearmint Rhino and for daytime strip joints go to old school Cheetahs. Broads can be pushy with dances, but if you don't like the girl, just say "no". Buffets in general suck, but Bellagio has the best in city. Cosmopolitan has a great nightclub in Marquee, a few decent restaurants and a casino that does less business than anything else on strip. Bank is getting desperate to unload the property and eat the loss. Bleeding money. Go to Chinatown west of strip on Spring Mtn for some great meals. Try Ichiza, Monta, Raku, Hue Thai and late night there are always hot girls at Ichiza and Raku as well as it Pho Kim Long.

For real about Cosmo? I think i read somewhere if you sign up for a new card at cosmo they give you back up to 100 in slot play if you lose 100 in that same day damn they are desparate. Thst sucks because its a real nice place but it will go under if gaming does not pick up.

[dise-pa]

red rooster is the best!!!to meet women and have a real good time.