I miss being a bachelor

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  • zam77
    SBR MVP
    • 11-03-10
    • 3586

    #1
    I miss being a bachelor
    Just sittin at a corner bar after work drinking a great lakes hm and staring at hot barmaids Young guys enjoy it while it last. Go get some this weekend.
  • King Mayan
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-22-10
    • 21326

    #2
    Every married man says this...

    But if your wife and kids left you, you would be crying like a bitch....
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    • onetrickpony
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-23-10
      • 9434

      #3
      i think zam needs a hall pass
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      • Fang-Banger
        SBR MVP
        • 10-04-10
        • 2805

        #4
        it's the greatest thing on earth. no rules. all the freedom in the world!!
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Any getting married in todays world is a jerkoff

          It does not work and economic suicide
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          • Mr KLC
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-19-07
            • 31097

            #6
            Been married 20 years myself. I'm living the Al Bundy dream.
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            • BRAVES1985
              SBR MVP
              • 05-23-10
              • 4250

              #7
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              • LarrysKid
                SBR Sharp
                • 03-17-10
                • 258

                #8
                I enjoy being married w/kids personally. Of course I do miss the "freedom" of the bachelor life but I still go out with my buddies (single and married) on occasion. Being married I also found the joy that is early afternoon happy hour. Your wife won't be as mad if you go out early rather than being out late at night.
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                • jarvol
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-13-10
                  • 6074

                  #9
                  Agree with JJ. Humans aren't designed to mate/cohabitate with one partner for life.
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                  • Shack
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 04-13-06
                    • 314

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fang-Banger
                    it's the greatest thing on earth. no rules. all the freedom in the world!!
                    And especially if you have a good girlfriend.
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                    • bb_skoots
                      SBR MVP
                      • 05-04-11
                      • 1088

                      #11



                      Some guy in Scotland just married this. 9,000 piercings. NICE!
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                      • Shack
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 04-13-06
                        • 314

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bb_skoots



                        Some guy in Scotland just married this. 9,000 piercings. NICE!
                        OMG I thought that was some kind of easter candy bunny. lol
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Almost everyone that is married is fukkin miserable

                          Zammer get out of it
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                          • opie1988
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-12-10
                            • 23429

                            #14
                            Yes Zammer.....leave your wife & kids. Just think, you can move to Jersey and hang out with other middle-aged single guys. Y'all can borrow each others skull caps & flannel shirts.....and argue over who needs a bigger rooster hole in their cotton sweatpants.

                            Sounds awesome!!
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                            • SEAHAWKHARRY
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 11-29-07
                              • 26068

                              #15
                              Originally posted by King Mayan
                              Every married man says this...

                              But if your wife and kids left you, you would be crying like a bitch....


                              So freaking the truth spoken King. I think we want both really like summers off marriage like oct thru april...single May thru Sept
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                              • stealthyburrito
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-12-09
                                • 21562

                                #16
                                Already way ahead of ya.

                                Wish me luck.
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                                • tony_come
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-31-10
                                  • 21695

                                  #17
                                  It's all about balance you fukks

                                  marriage is a good thing but it's a lot of work
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                                  • BRAVES1985
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-23-10
                                    • 4250

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    Almost everyone that is married is fukkin miserable Zammer get out of it
                                    100% fact
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                                    • BeerDog99
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-22-10
                                      • 4894

                                      #19
                                      Been with my wife since 1987 and tomorrow is our 17th wedding anniversary.

                                      My wife is a major challenge and a pain in the ass but I would rather have that then a lonely life without her.

                                      I'm no picnic either.

                                      Also, without my wife, I would not have my kids, and that is something I could not live happilly without.

                                      As others say, it's all about a balanced life and it is true.
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                                      • zam77
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-03-10
                                        • 3586

                                        #20
                                        I love my wife and kids... And I wouldn't trade my life for anything. But get this straight you jj wannabees... Your cok will always always frustate you... Married or not. There's no denying that. So say your piece... But just make sure you remember your purpose in this life will never be simply one dimensional.

                                        Bachelorhood will always be missed... Just enjoy it while ya can... All I'm sayin.
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                                        • BrickJames
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 05-05-11
                                          • 9749

                                          #21
                                          I was never married, but I was in a relationship much like a marriage for 8 years with a girl who is easily a 9/10. All i can say is for every smokin HOT twat on this earth, there is a guy that is sick of fukking her and sick of her bullsh!t. You need to figure out if the juice is worth the squeeze, and in my case it was not.
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                                          • THE PROFIT
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-27-09
                                            • 17701

                                            #22
                                            My girlfriend is on my ass to get married. I told her the other night that I wasnt ready & her constant mentioning it was pissing me off & giving me anxiety.

                                            She hasnt talked to me in 48 hours

                                            So Im gonna get some strange tomorrow
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                                            • THE PROFIT
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-27-09
                                              • 17701

                                              #23
                                              My bday is next week, I will be 35. I guess its time to shit or get off the pot but I just dont see myself being married
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                                              • starfire
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-24-10
                                                • 17045

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by zam77
                                                I miss being a bachelor
                                                I dont...
                                                I just met a Fine Blond waitress at a SantaMonica Bar~bee~q joint
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                                                • William415
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 05-29-11
                                                  • 15

                                                  #25
                                                  then go around and have sex with other people. no poijnt whining about it.
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                                                  • soxwin1917
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-09-08
                                                    • 1188

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by zam77
                                                    I love my wife and kids... And I wouldn't trade my life for anything. But get this straight you jj wannabees... Your cok will always always frustate you... Married or not. There's no denying that. So say your piece... But just make sure you remember your purpose in this life will never be simply one dimensional.

                                                    Bachelorhood will always be missed... Just enjoy it while ya can... All I'm sayin.
                                                    This is the kind of message I needed.
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                                                    • CreaturE
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 03-28-10
                                                      • 1081

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by zam77
                                                      Just sittin at a corner bar after work drinking a great lakes hm and staring at hot barmaids Young guys enjoy it while it last. Go get some this weekend.
                                                      I usually sit at a corner bar after work, drink the cheapest sheeet they got staring at hot chicas. I enjoy the hell outta it. However, there is no way I'm going to go get some this weekend. Sucks being a fat ginger man.

                                                      One of these days I'll dye my hair and be a normal person. Until then.............
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                                                      • ACoochy
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-19-09
                                                        • 13949

                                                        #28
                                                        Do what over a third of married couples do and cheat on ur spouse. If you feel no remorse then you know the marraige wasnt meant to be. Too many married guys are insecure pussies who are too scared to put their foot down
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