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  • ttwarrior1
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    • 06-23-09
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    #1
    Injured tonight playing tennis
    played for 4 hours, yep sure did and in intense heat and sun.

    Yep i ran after a ball and was determined to hit it and did about 3 flips , turns,
    I guess you can say i was falling forward while running and tried to stop my momentum and i failed

    If it was on tape, id probaly get ten k in pts donated. Everyone thought i was dead. I rammed my ribs into the ground along with my knees, hands and elbows with blood pouring everywhere.

    I get up and continue with the match and win 6-4 7-5 against the #2 ranked top college player here

    Didn't think i was hurt at the time, but now 3 hours later im covered in cuts, bruises and can hardly even move. Kind of scared. I'm hoping its not my hip up into my rib area . Its the area on the side right below where you can feel your ribs.
  • Extra Innings
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    • 02-26-10
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    #2
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    • ApricotSinner32
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      • 11-28-10
      • 10648

      #3
      If this really happened why isn't there video proof?
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      • ttwarrior1
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        • 06-23-09
        • 28480

        #4
        you know, you would actually think people would make videos everywhere i go just to make fun of me or to say, wow wtf, this fat bastard is kicking everyones ass.

        People forget i have over 250 pounds of muscle, just fat covering it up
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        • Grits n' Gravy
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          • 06-10-10
          • 13024

          #5
          Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
          If this really happened why isn't there video proof?
          Would definitely make a top 10 on ESPN. Glad to hear you are ok tt and congrats on the win.
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          • Grits n' Gravy
            Restricted User
            • 06-10-10
            • 13024

            #6
            Originally posted by ttwarrior1
            you know, you would actually think people would make videos everywhere i go just to make fun of me or to say, wow wtf, this fat bastard is kicking everyones ass.

            People forget i have over 250 pounds of muscle, just fat covering it up
            Promote yourself as Fats Wilander and the cameras will follow.
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            • ttwarrior1
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              • 06-23-09
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              #7
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              • SpreadSniper
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                • 02-17-09
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                #8
                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                played for 4 hours, yep sure did and in intense heat and sun.
                If it was on tape, id probaly get ten k in pts donated. Everyone thought i was dead. I rammed my ribs into the ground along with my knees, hands and elbows with blood pouring everywhere.

                I get up and continue with the match and win 6-4 7-5 against the #2 ranked top college player here
                a) 4 hrs my ass - fat muthertrucker like you wouldnt last an hour, marshmallows melt

                b) if it was on tape you'd get A MILLION POINTS, but since its not, you dont. Better luck next time

                c) If your fat ass beat the #2 in yer state..... well, yer state needs a new #2, and looks like you are IT!.... The cool thing bout it is we can all FIND who the #2 in yer state was, then you can tell us all how you trumped the young buck.

                Great story, cant wait to read more
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                • ttwarrior1
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                  • 06-23-09
                  • 28480

                  #9
                  i need that points thing in writing, also in my pics even though im 350. i don't look 350 in my pics i posted . Most think im around 300.

                  when did i say 2 in the state, rolll eyes
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                  • stikymess
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-19-10
                    • 3288

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                    If this really happened why isn't there video proof?
                    That's funny for anything to be true around here there has to be video.
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                    • SpreadSniper
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                      • 02-17-09
                      • 6125

                      #11
                      You really are pathetic guy....

                      Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                      I get up and continue with the match and win 6-4 7-5 against the #2 ranked top college player here
                      Atleast you are the "#2 top ranked college player" in your state, or city, town, village, or whatever.

                      Points thing in writing - ?? Go FUKK your own flabby stomach you waste of space.... You are a stiffing piece of shit. You suck, your life sucks and all who have come into contact with you are lesser for doing so.

                      Maybe you and Patty should team up and go pan-handle downtown, or maybe in "chat" - that appears to be working wonders for some "bankrupt pro gamblers"
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                      • Wiggums5
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-05-10
                        • 2409

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                        i need that points thing in writing, also in my pics even though im 350. i don't look 350 in my pics i posted . Most think im around 300.

                        when did i say 2 in the state, rolll eyes
                        does it really matter? once you are over a certain weight, no ones cares and you are just obese
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                        • jjgold
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                          • 07-20-05
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                          #13



                          All Warrior has to do is have someone tape him playing one game and some of us will be able to tell if he really is a good tennis player
                          If he is and moves well on court and we see a video of it he could be odds on choice to win June poster of the month.
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                          • Wiggums5
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                            • 12-05-10
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                            #14
                            tt is in the obese scooter division
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                            • Dr.Gonzo
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                              • 12-05-09
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                              #15
                              Set a camera up and do a couple of first serves.

                              That's all you need to see if he has nay game at all.
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                              • notsosharp
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 10-25-10
                                • 799

                                #16
                                I call bull shit. This doesnt pass the smell test at all. ffs warrior at least come up with something more believable.
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                                • spankie
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                                  • 02-10-11
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                                  #17
                                  lol dude come on.

                                  post a video of your serve pls.
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                                  • RubberKettle
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                                    • 12-28-09
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                                    #18
                                    C'mon guys tt is a legendary tennis champ.
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                                    • Glitch
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                                      • 07-08-09
                                      • 11795

                                      #19
                                      very disappointed...how are you going to get to 400 pounds if you keep standing up.
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                                      • spankie
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                                        • 02-10-11
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                        you know, you would actually think people would make videos everywhere i go just to make fun of me or to say, wow wtf, this fat bastard is kicking everyones ass.

                                        People forget i have over 250 pounds of muscle, just fat covering it up
                                        You have 250lbs of muscle?

                                        You're confused.
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                                        • shari91
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                                          • 02-23-10
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                          Promote yourself as Fats Wilander and the cameras will follow.


                                          congrats on the win warrior
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                                          • VegasInsider
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                                            • 12-12-10
                                            • 14593

                                            #22
                                            No fukking way you beat a top college player from your area. I'm sure there is some sort of website from the tennis association that you're playing with that could verify this score. What college does this kid go to?
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                                            • ttwarrior1
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                                              • 06-23-09
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                                              #23
                                              where would i put my video camera when i take a vid of it??? Would i need to press zoom or wide? It says ten min of high definition but like an hour and a half of non high definition.

                                              Would i lay the camera on the ground???? I assume it would be hard for me to show me doing a serve and then showing it land on the other side at the same time. Any help would be appreciated
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                                              • EDDIE MONEY LINE
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                                                • 02-24-10
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                                                #24
                                                nice tt...i've just started playing tennis with my girl. It's actually very fun/ good workout. I need to play you sometimes to see if i'm on the next level
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                                                • phillybadboy
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                                                  • 12-11-09
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                                                  • the_situation
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                                                    • JW Cash
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                                                      #27
                                                      thanks for the tennis update......keep us informed of what happens next time you hit the mall
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                                                      • CanuckG
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                                                        • 12-23-10
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                                                        #28
                                                        Wii Tennis
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                                                        • William Walters
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                                                          • 01-17-11
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                          where would i put my video camera when i take a vid of it??? Would i need to press zoom or wide? It says ten min of high definition but like an hour and a half of non high definition.

                                                          Would i lay the camera on the ground???? I assume it would be hard for me to show me doing a serve and then showing it land on the other side at the same time. Any help would be appreciated
                                                          Come on tt............stop with the games. For all I care you can lean the video camera up against your stack of double stuf oreo bags. Video doesn't need to be 1080p quality.............just good enough so we can see your serve.
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                                                          • ttwarrior1
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 06-23-09
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                                                            #30
                                                            so do i walk up to somone and say ," hey will you take a vid of me playing tennis"

                                                            I assume i would have to click play and then lie it down somewhere. Im not sure it would show the whole court. No idea how to do it. Couldn't tell u for a million dollars
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                                                            • William Walters
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                                                              • 01-17-11
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                              so do i walk up to somone and say ," hey will you take a vid of me playing tennis"

                                                              I assume i would have to click play and then lie it down somewhere. Im not sure it would show the whole court. No idea how to do it. Couldn't tell u for a million dollars
                                                              Really? Seriously? Find a place to lay or prop up the camera.............just like when you make a amateur home sex video with your girl. It's not rocket science.
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                                                              • Fa11en
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                                                                • 05-08-11
                                                                • 199

                                                                #32
                                                                Warrior, I can't help but think you are exagerrating this skill of your opponents. In the post where you are holding up the 3.5 double champs trophy you fail to mention that 3.5 is a pretty bad rating. Bad college players are 4.5 at worse and that is a huge difference and it doesn't add up when you discussed beating the best local college player and winking at his biddie. That being said, I think that with your weight loss regiment and future under armour skullcap, you will be positioned to make a great tennis run this summer, keep it up.
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                                                                • Dirty Sanchez
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                                                                  • 03-01-10
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Warriors threads are therapy like the psycho's on One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest....there is no reality or reason for his fantasies. Remember the key thing.....take nothing he spews as true and you'll be fine
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                                                                  • Fa11en
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                                                                    • 05-08-11
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Always delusion riddled, I agree, but I like the guy.
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                                                                    • William Walters
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                                                                      • 01-17-11
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Round people are usually good people with thyroid issues.
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