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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28456

    #1
    Find me some cool clothes
    3 xl that will make me look less fat

    I'm looking to make a fashion statement on the tennis courts this year and would like to look 320 instead of 350

    I plan on making some vids of me soon.

    I normally wear black thin sweatshorts and a dark brown under armour shirt like in my tennis trophy pic

    What do you think about me wearing a beanie??

    Probaly hard to top this but i will try

  • Wiggums5
    SBR MVP
    • 12-05-10
    • 2409

    #2
    maybe if you wear this people will think differently of you

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    • chilidog
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-05-09
      • 10305

      #3
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      • shari91
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 02-23-10
        • 32661

        #4
        Didn't you say the other day that you were writing on your tennis club's Facebook wall to let them know you quit for good because of your hip?

        Did you finally go to a Doctor and get it fixed?

        Very hard to keep all of this straight.
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        • blackbeSSt
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-06-08
          • 9398

          #5
          hop in this fatty mcfat pants

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          • saints7011
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-21-09
            • 5544

            #6
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            • Dr.Gonzo
              SBR MVP
              • 12-05-09
              • 4660

              #7
              Despite popular belief horizontal stripes are actually supposed to be thinning.

              So go for something stripey.

              And if someone says you look fat you can blame the shirt.
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              • spankie
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-10-11
                • 9992

                #8


                Try Boscov's or Ross's for some cheap apparel pal.
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                • Dr.Gonzo
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-05-09
                  • 4660

                  #9
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                  • VegasInsider
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-12-10
                    • 14593

                    #10
                    Something like this should work...

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                    • BlazeMoney
                      Restricted User
                      • 05-25-11
                      • 108

                      #11
                      Best tip you will ever receive

                      6XL FUBU circa 1999
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                      • ttwarrior1
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 06-23-09
                        • 28456

                        #12
                        its iffy shari, Ive bee icing and heating my hip the past few days and if i do that, i am good for an hour or 2 a day. Next tourney is in 3 weeks and I may or may not play it. It's 50 50 right now. Im hoping this glucosamine that i get i a couple days and joint cream can help me to at least play.

                        I did post and being begged to play and continue.
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                        • spankie
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 02-10-11
                          • 9992

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                          its iffy shari, Ive bee icing and heating my hip the past few days and if i do that, i am good for an hour or 2 a day. Next tourney is in 3 weeks and I may or may not play it. It's 50 50 right now. Im hoping this glucosamine that i get i a couple days and joint cream can help me to at least play.

                          I did post and being begged to play and continue.
                          bull fuking shit. ur in a tennis tourney?

                          do they give you a fuking segway to move around with?
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                          • William Walters
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 01-17-11
                            • 6372

                            #14
                            Try this link..............lots of cool stuff for you here:

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                            • ttwarrior1
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 06-23-09
                              • 28456

                              #15
                              uh spankie, im a tennis champion, keep up man
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                              • chilidog
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-05-09
                                • 10305

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                uh spankie, im a tennis champion, keep up man
                                yah, me too

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                                • spankie
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-10-11
                                  • 9992

                                  #17
                                  ttwarrior, you are not a current champ pal. you won a tourney back in the day. or you just called up the local trophy store and had them make you some trophies.
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                                  • BlazeMoney
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 05-25-11
                                    • 108

                                    #18
                                    ttwarrior what is the entitled 7?
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                                    • ttwarrior1
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 06-23-09
                                      • 28456

                                      #19
                                      what tennis game is that and can i get it online free

                                      champ back in the day?? rolleyes. i guess you count 2009 as back in the day also

                                      Cool clothes on that fat guy shirts site. Im gonna order one

                                      Sbr should give me a 3 xl shirt to wear while playing
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                                      • will2survive
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 11-26-09
                                        • 8099

                                        #20
                                        good luck--wear silky shorts, therefore if your shirt hangs down, it won't cling to shorts.(gives a narrower look). Also wear shirts where the seams by the shoulder , fit perfectly on your shoulders. If they hang off your shoulders, it gives a wider look. I'm only 200 lbs but I used to be obssessed about looking perfect and this is good advice. Silk shorts a must...no bunching up. Good luck, break a sweat, and win. (if you're able to play)
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                                        • stealthyburrito
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-12-09
                                          • 21562

                                          #21
                                          you've been saying you'll make vids soon for 2 months now.

                                          either do it or shut up about it.
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                                          • spankie
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-10-11
                                            • 9992

                                            #22
                                            ttwarrior what division did you win? the "blind, mutant, emo, 40 year olds who live with their mom" league?

                                            seriously man. i dont get it. no way you won anything athletic w/ the weight you are packin'

                                            not being rude, just being realistic.
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                                            • RoagBettor
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 01-20-09
                                              • 8355

                                              #23
                                              tt, you in Houston? You look just like someone I played against in league and in the Gallery Furniture Open. WTF?
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                                              • ttrace35
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-30-10
                                                • 10828

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by RoagBettor
                                                tt, you in Houston? You look just like someone I played against in league and in the Gallery Furniture Open. WTF?
                                                You mean there are more fat guys playing tennis?
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                                                • ttwarrior1
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 06-23-09
                                                  • 28456

                                                  #25
                                                  actuallly the best tennis player in the tri state is a car salesman about 30 min away ,,he is about 4 inches shorter and about 40 pounds bigger and nobody can touch them

                                                  Do you ever go by your tennis courts and look at the people that are playing??? Houston, uh no, You people act like i have to cover a mile on the court or something

                                                  I guess no help or pics on clothes
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                                                  • RoagBettor
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-20-09
                                                    • 8355

                                                    #26
                                                    What level do you play? Here in Houston there are so many ringers it's pathetic. Guys who are true 4.5/5.0 will dump to 4.0 players to get bumped down so they can go to nationals. I know it happens in other places also but it's big here. A-holes.
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                                                    • beanbag
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-21-10
                                                      • 2364

                                                      #27
                                                      Ttwarrior is a fatty?
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                                                      • Iced
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-04-11
                                                        • 1614

                                                        #28
                                                        Ttwarrior, you're an embarrassment to people like me who actually play tennis competitively. Only way you're showing up to a tennis court is if.....

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                                                        • ttwarrior1
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 06-23-09
                                                          • 28456

                                                          #29
                                                          lmao id whip you all day on the courts. this post is about clothing. Please read, kid.
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