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[ChileCheese]

I have a riddle, first person to answer it gets 14 points.


Opie, Willy Walters and Nosnibor11 enter a discotheque. JJ waves helloooooooooooooo from the corner. The G has not quite kicked in yet, so they decided and take a seat at the bar and dance later. There is only 1 Bar Stool left, but they all manage to sit down anyway.
How did they accomplish this feat?

[opie1988]

So now this pedophile is trying to buy online friends with points. Sounds about right......

Remember.....you're getting points from the guy who made these posts:

posted by chilecheese
"Ill tell you what buddy, if points are not your thing, Ill put up whatever you want, if I can have your daughter for one night if I win?
You do have a daughter right? This is why you get so protective and defensive on here correct? Probably a little blond girl or two brought out these paternal instincts.
So name your price pal. But when you submit, I get 24 hours of some of that sweet sweet nectar. Unless of course you or her Uncle already tapped, or double tapped that tight shit. Then I want no part of it. So be honest"


posted by chilecheese
"To be honest. I would have assumed a man 40 years of age in Texas has a daughter that is at least 16 years of age. And 80% of this board would do a high school junior, senior, whatever.
But to be honest. If I did know Opie had a 3 year old at home, I would still say the same thing."

[ChileCheese]

Im sorry, this is incorrect.
Prize is still open.

[Grandmaster B]

So now this pedophile is trying to buy online friends with points. Sounds about right......

Remember.....you're getting points from the guy who made these posts:

posted by chilecheese
"Ill tell you what buddy, if points are not your thing, Ill put up whatever you want, if I can have your daughter for one night if I win?
You do have a daughter right? This is why you get so protective and defensive on here correct? Probably a little blond girl or two brought out these paternal instincts.
So name your price pal. But when you submit, I get 24 hours of some of that sweet sweet nectar. Unless of course you or her Uncle already tapped, or double tapped that tight shit. Then I want no part of it. So be honest"


posted by chilecheese
"To be honest. I would have assumed a man 40 years of age in Texas has a daughter that is at least 16 years of age. And 80% of this board would do a high school junior, senior, whatever.
But to be honest. If I did know Opie had a 3 year old at home, I would still say the same thing."

[secretstash]

they dont sit on a bar stool.. they pull up a chair or sit on floor or sit somewhere else?

-stash

[ChileCheese]

they dont sit on a bar stool.. they pull up a chair or sit on floor or sit somewhere else?

-stash

Sorry, not quite. Prize still open.

[secretstash]

2nd best answer.... >>> They turn the bar stool UPSIDE DOWN and SIT the legs of the barstool up their azz

this sounds gross but im sure its what ur looking for?

-stash

[gregm]

I doubt a pedophile lusting after a 3 year old girl like chile cheese can use points to whore his way back into a forum, but I have been wrong before. unreal this human garbage is allowed to still post here

[ChileCheese]

2nd best answer.... >>> They turn the bar stool UPSIDE DOWN and SIT the legs of the barstool up their azz

this sounds gross but im sure its what ur looking for?

-stash

[ChileCheese]

Good luck with the points Stash, hopefully you can turn it into a few hundred over at the casino or something.
Cheers.

[secretstash]

that was tricky.. gross.. but i guess these guys bash u .. so it was all in good fun
thx for pts

-stash