Which of these is the funniest nickname for a fat kid?

[warriorfan707]

I was always kind of a creative little bastard and in my neightberhood growing up we had a fat kid named Tony we all used to make fun of, beat up, etc.

I came up with endless nicknames for him, tell me which one you think is the funniest.


Boatsenemy
Underwave
Sea Roamer
Tideturner
Finwhipper
Ocean Specimen
Salt Water Resident
Whale
Shamu
Gravitational Disruption





There were many more but these are the only ones I can thing of atm.

[onetrickpony]

IMHO ur a f\*g

[warriorfan707]

I suppose it takes someone with at least half a brain to find humor in certain things

You do not qualify

[onetrickpony]

this is not even funny bro, ur such a lame poster overall i would hate to be u in real life

[warriorfan707]

Irony


Dont feel sorry for me, feel sorry for yourself. You are more sensitive than most women you gay little bitch. Slap a pair of on you and you are a woman. Seriously.

[warriorfan707]

Im capable of contributing winning picks, unlike you.

I actually have value as a poster here


You're just a disgruntled little girl

[ttwarrior1]

ban this loser, one thing is for sure, you would never get away with calling me any names to my face. Im sure you ran away and nobody could beat him up one on one.
Im the real warrior, Im the ultimate warrior,, your a golden state loser warrior

[warriorfan707]

ban this loser, one thing is for sure, you would never get away with calling me any names to my face. Im sure you ran away and nobody could beat him up one on one.
Im the real warrior, Im the ultimate warrior,, your a golden state loser warrior

Dont be mad at the world because you weigh 450, Im on your side man.

I surely could get away with calling names to your face, because you would never be able to catch me.

And I wouldnt ever use the world loser if I were you.

Ultimate Warrior? Dude you're a ******* finwhipping, sea roaming, tsunami inducing, ocean specimen.

[warriorfan707]

Ironically what I was going to say is that after all these years I regret making a mockery of Tony because he probably had his feelings hurt from us making fun of him so much.

[warriorfan707]

Its not cool to make fun of fat people. The fact that they stuffed their faces with grease for years and never exercised is of no consequence and they shouldnt have to answer for anything for anything for making the human race look like shit, right?

[onetrickpony]

Irony Dont feel sorry for me, feel sorry for yourself. You are more sensitive than most women you gay little bitch. Slap a pair of on you and you are a woman. Seriously.

Im capable of contributing winning picks, unlike you. I actually have value as a poster here You're just a disgruntled little girl

ur doing a fine job at covers bro

[warriorfan707]

ur doing a fine job at covers bro

you're a fukkin moron

[onetrickpony]

you're a fukkin moron

ok bayareahomo

[onetrickpony]

ur so much fun to just fuk around with

[warriorfan707]

ok bayareahomo

not everyone in the bayarea is gay onetrickgaybitch

[onetrickpony]

not everyone in the bayarea is gay onetrickgaybitch

i agree but doesnt change the fact that u are

[warriorfan707]

im not either


however you possess well below average intelligence and I assure you theres no disputing that one

[daimoshokage]

The funniest nickname for a fat kid = onetrickphony

[JMobile]

Here is the best fat kid nickname I could find. Drum roll please....

WarriorFat707