Spankie Cooper News Volume 1: The Bobbyfk Story

[spankie]

[daimoshokage]

lame

[onetrickpony]

lame

hey bateman

is this ur new name is this why u havent been banned yet?

plz take ur pills

[spankie]

daimo this was for bobby, not for you, now go suk a fuking lollipop before i put you in Volume 2

[Bcatswin]

spankie

[sneakerhead]

Do remember seeing the thread, tough loss bobby

[Bcatswin]

I can also write some stuff for you spanks, like a beat writer.

[VegasInsider]

Nice work spankie! Love it.

[spankie]

Bcats you're hired, send me the inside info when necessary.

[onetrickpony]

volume 2 needs to dig deep and see why bobby is such a fuking []

[spankie]

volume 2 needs to dig deep and see why bobby is such a fuking []

Here at Spankie Cooper News we only report the facts, we do not analyze personal problems.

[stealthyburrito]

did that really happen mr. cooper?

[spankie]

did that really happen mr. cooper?

Confirmed.

[ngates815]

I remember seeing the thread...and some dumbass kept parading around the forum that night, posting in every thread that the Mavs would win by 25+ the whole night.

didn't see that guy post much after it got down to single digits.

but nicely done bobby. You should realize nobody gives a fukk if you win or lose, but when you start deleting threads it makes you look like a pussy.

[ZetaPsi808]

spankie classic thread lmao. also I am looking for a job I was wondering of spankie Cooper, Inc. was hiring?

[spankie]

Zeta we are currently undergoing reorganization and layoffs I will let you know when a slot opens up pal. There may be a window detailer position coming soon.

[frizzelli]

You are slightly improving spankie but you are not quite there yet, not even close but better.

[spankie]

You are slightly improving spankie but you are not quite there yet, not even close but better.

Please keep all criticisms restricted to the private messaging system.

PM me all advice,

Thank you.

[bobbyfk]

made a play..it lost, that's that...but nice job with this spankie!!

[spankie]

made a play..it lost, that's that

I do not like the tone of your reply sir.

[spankie]

I have uncovered breaking news in regards to the situation I can only release this news if Bobbyfk authorizes it.

[VegasInsider]

All edits/deletions from my spreadsheet are because I don't want (enter name here) to know how much I bet.

So...some of those $50 plays could have actually been for $200?

This bothers me. Totally negates the purpose of accurate record keeping.

[spankie]

[VegasInsider]

New rule:

For every extra $50 you're wagering, name an animal in a post. Example:

"I really like the Indians tonight, those giraffe's sure can hit"

This would be a $100 play. You're parents would have no idea.

[spankie]

Code words could work but I still do not like the evasive/lying tactics toward mum/dad.

We need honesty bobby.

[Bcatswin]

Honesty...

[spankie]

Bobby have a seat please.

[CanuckG]

Lots of irony in this thread

[Gee]

Yes Canuck.

Well written spankie. I had a chuckle

[LVHerbie]

Not saying of this happened but it should be understandable that mods should have the ability to delete plays from both posts and spreadsheets...

Can't give an eight year old a magic wand and expect them not to create a candy factory...

[spankie]

LVHerbie these are facts.

Trust me pal.

[spankie]

1 year anniversary bump.

[acl123]

A whole year and only 1 fukking story.

[spankie]

A whole year and only 1 fukking story.

im not good at planning.

[ttwarrior1]