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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    Cassandra called
    She left a GODDAMN voice mail on my home answering machine saying, and I quote:

    "Hey big boy, it's Cassandra calling. Really had fun with you yesterday at the gym. Hoping you don't get all shy on me now."

    GODDAMN BITCH knows I'm married! PHUCK HER! PHUCK HER DAMNIT!! Ofcourse I deleted it and already called Rogers and told em I'll pay any price to get a new number TODAY. Wife is away until tomorrow. So shouldn't be a problem. I never gave goodlife my address when I signed up, used a PO box instead.

    Guys, take it from your unca buzzy, don't lift weights and get a hot bod cus it will ruin your love life as you will be too tempted to cheat when you start getting all the looks form the ladies.
  • 5 star bomb
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-12-07
    • 5370

    #2
    cheat on your wife pal. have fun
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    • gordon gekko
      SBR MVP
      • 05-01-08
      • 2842

      #3
      why the fukk did you give her your house number?
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      • Sportsgirl
        SBR MVP
        • 09-10-06
        • 4493

        #4
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        • swede96
          SBR MVP
          • 12-05-07
          • 3875

          #5
          Yes, Buzzy, we'll need pictures to decide if the girl is crazy, or just giving in to uncontrolable womanly urges.
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          • 5 star bomb
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 10-12-07
            • 5370

            #6
            it is so easy to cheat and not get caught. buzzy nail this girl pal
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            • Shark79
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-19-07
              • 11211

              #7
              Call the gym and get her fired ... Invasion of privacy
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              • swede96
                SBR MVP
                • 12-05-07
                • 3875

                #8
                Not when the little hussy calls his house!!
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                • buztah
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 03-23-07
                  • 7470

                  #9
                  I never GAVE her my number. It's in the system at her place of work apparently from my application to join. I guess bangin' her in the RMT room was a mistake and sent the wrong message. I told her it was a one time "frolic." Fortunatley, like I said earlier, on my application I used a PO box and not my current addy. I'm switching gyms. Still at GL (phucken LOVE goodlife) but will have to drive a few mins to a new location. Unphuckenreal. I KNEW this shit was coming but I was too busy cumin to worry bout it.

                  SG, I'm alright. Got nothing on Webber but decent.
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                  • swede96
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-05-07
                    • 3875

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Shark79
                    Call the gym and get her fired ... Invasion of privacy
                    And sue them for sexual harrassment!!
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                    • 5 star bomb
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                      • 10-12-07
                      • 5370

                      #11
                      Originally posted by swede96
                      Not when the little hussy calls his house!!

                      yeah hes an idiot! cant believe hes giving out his home # my gosh
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                      • swede96
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-05-07
                        • 3875

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 5 star bomb
                        yeah hes an idiot! cant believe hes giving out his home # my gosh
                        Duh. It was on his application.
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                        • Sportsgirl
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                          • 09-10-06
                          • 4493

                          #13
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                          • BadNina
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-27-07
                            • 10491

                            #14
                            I think pictures are needed. I wanna see this extremely hot man who so turned on this psycho that she is willing to risk her job (and what little sanity she has left) for a piece of him.
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                            • Shark79
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-19-07
                              • 11211

                              #15
                              Originally posted by swede96
                              And sue them for sexual harrassment!!


                              Its all in ur favor buzzy!!!
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                              • buztah
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 03-23-07
                                • 7470

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                Pictures, Buzzy, I need pictures. At least three. Thanks.
                                I put up a vid from before my cut and one pic well into my cut the other day. I'll find them.
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                                • buztah
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 03-23-07
                                  • 7470

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by swede96
                                  And sue them for sexual harrassment!!
                                  Can't blame the gym. This one is all Buzzy's fault. Phuck me! Horny phuck!
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                                  • swede96
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-05-07
                                    • 3875

                                    #18
                                    I can't see vids. I need still shots. Then I will track you down and demand you hump me.
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                                    • swede96
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-05-07
                                      • 3875

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by buztah
                                      Can't blame the gym. This one is all Buzzy's fault. Phuck me! Horny phuck!
                                      Sure you can. Stupider cases have been won. She propositioned you. Big no no! Of course, it's tough to keep a drawn out court battle from the little woman.
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                                      • buztah
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 03-23-07
                                        • 7470

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by swede96
                                        Sure you can. Stupider cases have been won. She propositioned you. Big no no! Of course, it's tough to keep a drawn out court battle from the little woman.
                                        We Canadians aren't as litigous (spelling?) I guess.


                                        Here's me recently, well into my cut, and yes, I play the drums but not very well.

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                                        • BGS 9.5
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                                          • 01-10-08
                                          • 4628

                                          #21
                                          Send her to Orlando, I'll take her off your hands....
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                                          • Sportsgirl
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                                            • 09-10-06
                                            • 4493

                                            #22
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                                            • swede96
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-05-07
                                              • 3875

                                              #23
                                              Buzzy, you have the second sexiest back I have ever laid eyes on. Cut the girl some slack and break her off a piece a few more times.
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                                              • buztah
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 03-23-07
                                                • 7470

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BGS 9.5
                                                Send her to Orlando, I'll take her off your hands....
                                                I don't think she'll date single dudes. She's a troublemaker.
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                                                • buztah
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                                                  • 03-23-07
                                                  • 7470

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by swede96
                                                  Buzzy, you have the second sexiest back I have ever laid eyes on. Cut the girl some slack and break her off a piece a few more times.
                                                  LOL! Guess the pullups, rows and deadlifts are payin' off (hard phucken work btw). Thanks. I take it Webber is numero uno. The guy is a beast. Strong man!
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                                                  • gordon gekko
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                                                    • 05-01-08
                                                    • 2842

                                                    #26
                                                    homewrecker?
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                                                    • buztah
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 03-23-07
                                                      • 7470

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                                      whatchudoing?
                                                      Tonight? I'm going out for Greek with some male buds, as my wife is outta town, then I will pub hop. If you're in Toronto/Hamilton you can find us in Greek Town at Christina's roun' 9ish.
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                                                      • swede96
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 12-05-07
                                                        • 3875

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by buztah
                                                        LOL! Guess the pullups, rows and deadlifts are payin' off (hard phucken work btw). Thanks. I take it Webber is numero uno. The guy is a beast. Strong man!
                                                        Nope, my boyfriend is number one. I'm a sucker for all his freckles...plus, his shoulderblades and lower back muscles are a little more defined. He's a floor coverer, so he uses those muscles all day. But damn dude...you deserve a and a for your hard work there. I don't know why...but I cannot resist a sexy back. I bite my boyfriend regularly. TMI?
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                                                        • 20Four7
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                                                          • 04-08-07
                                                          • 6703

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by buztah
                                                          I don't think she'll date single dudes. She's a troublemaker.
                                                          buzzy i'm still legally married even tho I don't live with my wife. I'll take her for a little frolic if you need help.
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            If you have no kids it is ok to cheat Buzzy
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