So you guys dead yet?

[mrmarket]

I'm not. Jesus's low rider broke down because the t-rex riding shotgun weighed too much on the road to doomstown?

[Jericholic]

Still alive and kickin'.

[cobalt king]

its not till six pm guys

[zert]

I think I will go to church.

[Mr KLC]

Any minute now.....yeah....I feel it coming........almost there........any minute now.......

[EaglesPhan36]

I still have 19 minutes. What if the prediction was based on Pacific Coast time. Assholes would screw everyone again.

[RollPlayer]

Supposed to happen at 6 pm pacific time... everyone go and enjoy the last few hours of your lives

[jgilmartin]

Supposed to happen at 6 pm pacific time

Yeah, that part cracked me up. Yes, they totally understood the concept of time zones in biblical times.

[pennsylvania209]

I wonder what its like in other parts of the country

[King Mayan]

I'm drinking a piña colada.

Chilling.

[LVBOUND]

I thought it was 6PM???

[boeing power]

NO

but i killed my wife just in case this shit doesn't happen

[itchypickle]

Heard a knock on my door earlier...looked out to see a truck with big letters saying JESUS......

turns out it was just a landscaper named HeyyyyZeus lost in the neighborhood trying to find the house where he left his weedeater this afternoon.

[itchypickle]

I thought it was 6PM???

Which time zone 6PM? We talking East Coast..West Coast....Europe..Asia?

[InTheDrink]

Australia just fell in the ocean.

[King Mayan]

Heard a knock on my door earlier...looked out to see a truck with big letters saying JESUS......

turns out it was just a landscaper named HeyyyyZeus lost in the neighborhood trying to find the house where he left his weedeater this afternoon.

I know you got his weedeater..

Give it back.

That's my cousin hommes.

[onetrickpony]

I know you got his weedeater.. Give it back. That's my cousin hommes.

damn whitey always trying to take from the brown man

[Poker_Beast]

6:00 pm eastern. See you on the other side!!

[itchypickle]

I know you got his weedeater..

Give it back.

That's my cousin hommes.

Busted. But I did replace the spark plug with a bad one....just so we can all watch as they hover over it with tacos and tamales tomorrow trying to figure it out and take a picture with the caption "How many Mexicans does it take to operate a trimmer?"

[Cuse0323]

Working on it

[King Mayan]

Busted. But I did replace the spark plug with a bad one....just so we can all watch as they hover over it with tacos and tamales tomorrow trying to figure it out and take a picture with the caption "How many Mexicans does it take to operate a trimmer?"

they ain't Jews..

They're good with their hands.. They'll figure that shit out in a minute.

[King Mayan]

damn whitey always trying to take from the brown man

Tell me about it, hommes.

Fukk it, keep on working.

[onetrickpony]

Tell me about it, hommes. Fukk it, keep on working.

its ok we take over in 2030

[King Mayan]

its ok we take over in 2030

we will.

but it will be white washed brownies.

[onetrickpony]

we will. but it will be white washed brownies.

fuking uncle toms, house nigs

[King Mayan]

fuking uncle toms, house nigs

my wifes family is that white Mexican, all their kids don't speak Spanish(maybe 20 words).

[itchypickle]

they ain't Jews..

They're good with their hands.. They'll figure that shit out in a minute.

It's all good....soon as they all head to the pawn shop or title loan place to get some cash....my people will reap the interest payments from owning the loan

[onetrickpony]

my wifes family is that white Mexican, all their kids don't speak Spanish(maybe 20 words).

its too much for these kids to learn there native language (also parents fault), just look at the obesity rate, dont know what this world is coming to. ppl just want shit on a silver platter nowadays

[King Mayan]

It's all good....soon as they all head to the pawn shop or title loan place to get some cash....my people will reap the interest payments from owning the loan

a true business man.

[asdfghasdfgh]

Yes

[King Mayan]

its too much for these kids to learn there native language (also parents fault), just look at the obesity rate, dont know what this world is coming to. ppl just want shit on a silver platter nowadays

Everybody has to read this book:

[onetrickpony]

Everybody has to read this book:

whats it abt?

[King Mayan]

whats it abt?

Strict, successful parenting....

[onetrickpony]

Strict, successful parenting....

too young for that maybe in 10

[King Mayan]

too young for that maybe in 10

I know...

But you said american kids are entitled, high esteem, fatass nimrods..

And its true.