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  • 5 star bomb
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-12-07
    • 5370

    #1
    Last time you got laid
    last night

    1 week

    1 month

    1 year

    over 1 year

    virgin
    57
    Last night
    0%
    25
    Last week
    0%
    11
    1 Month
    0%
    9
    1 Year
    0%
    5
    Over 1 Year
    0%
    4
    I am a Virgin
    0%
    3
  • 5 star bomb
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-12-07
    • 5370

    #2
    For me it was last night...
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    • SlickFazzer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-22-08
      • 20209

      #3
      Who will be the first to claim virginity.........
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      • gordon gekko
        SBR MVP
        • 05-01-08
        • 2842

        #4
        Last night and after the game tonight.
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        • Kellen
          SBR MVP
          • 01-19-08
          • 3484

          #5
          about 2 weeks ago. Gonna hit up a high class call girl in Dallas this weekend.
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          • purecarnagge
            SBR MVP
            • 10-05-07
            • 4843

            #6
            this morning. About to go get laid again before I go to sleep.
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            • Cannon
              Restricted User
              • 01-03-08
              • 3329

              #7
              Originally posted by 5 star bomb
              For me it was last night...


              Sorry you can't count small animals!
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              • TeamPlayer
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 05-19-08
                • 634

                #8
                Count the Entire Spurs Franchise and their fans

                I suppose you can count the entire Spurs Franchise and their fans in the "last night" category since they all got screwed up the you-know-where by David Stern and his referees.
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                • compaqDikk
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-08-05
                  • 5699

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kellen
                  about 2 weeks ago. Gonna hit up a high class call girl in Dallas this weekend.

                  kellen did you move from hot springs to big D? man you won't believe the asian massage parlors there. aspd.net works great too
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                  • picantel
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-17-05
                    • 4338

                    #10
                    You did not put today. About 4 hours ago. One of those rare moments of weakness from my wife.
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                    • seaborneq
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-08-06
                      • 22556

                      #11
                      Originally posted by picantel
                      You did not put today. About 4 hours ago. One of those rare moments of weakness from my wife.

                      Agreed. I had a mercy **** earlier today. Not weakness, more of, I better do something before my husband goes out and gets a girlfriend on the side who will **** his brains out.
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                      • Nicky Santoro
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-08-08
                        • 16103

                        #12
                        Pica, Your Choices Are Crappy.. I'll Bet You That More Than Half The Posters Here Haven't Been Laid In At Least 1 Month, While The Majority Have Been Laid In The Last Year.. So What Answer Do You Give..

                        If You Got Laid Between 2 Months Ago And 11 Months Ago, Where Does That Fall?

                        OR BETTER YET, WHAT IF A PERSON GOT LAID 6 MONTHS AGO, WHAT WOULD HE ANSWER
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                        • compaqDikk
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-08-05
                          • 5699

                          #13
                          we are all banged up losers here. none of us have gotten any this decade. take a look at cwstiffs.com, those guys are twice as handsome as anyone in this thread. at least they had balls to take shots. we on the other head just fukk it up in general

                          get real posters, you suck and any whore would turn you down in a minute since you smell like horse shiiit
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                          • Thor4140
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-09-08
                            • 22296

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 5 star bomb
                            For me it was last night...
                            of course it was. I sure you get laid anytime you want.
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                            • Thor4140
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 02-09-08
                              • 22296

                              #15
                              Originally posted by compaqDikk
                              we are all banged up losers here. none of us have gotten any this decade. take a look at cwstiffs.com, those guys are twice as handsome as anyone in this thread. at least they had balls to take shots. we on the other head just fukk it up in general

                              get real posters, you suck and any whore would turn you down in a minute since you smell like horse shiiit
                              Don't sugar coat it Compack
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                              • bettilimbroke999
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 02-04-08
                                • 13254

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Thor4140
                                Don't sugar coat it Compack
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                                • LT Profits
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-27-06
                                  • 90963

                                  #17
                                  I'm married...so about two years ago.
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                                  • madmaxx
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 03-14-07
                                    • 3289

                                    #18
                                    at 1am, then 2:30 then at 3:00 this bitch needs to go home
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                                    • jackpot269
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-24-07
                                      • 12842

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by LT Profits
                                      I'm married...so about two years ago.
                                      Ive been divorced 5 years so its been about 7 years
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                                      • madmaxx
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 03-14-07
                                        • 3289

                                        #20
                                        what amazes me is the guy who started this also leaves jjgold a wierd voicemail....
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                                        • swede96
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-05-07
                                          • 3875

                                          #21
                                          I checked of "last night"...but it ws really the night before last. I fell alseep on the couch last night.
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            3x by same girl like a month ago but before that 12 years
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                                            • 20Four7
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 04-08-07
                                              • 6703

                                              #23
                                              Going to the drive in tomorrow night, so we know what's going happen there. But it was a few weeks ago for me.
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                                              • RageWizard
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-01-06
                                                • 3008

                                                #24
                                                Not this morning, but last morning.
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                                                • picantel
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 09-17-05
                                                  • 4338

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  3x by same girl like a month ago but before that 12 years
                                                  Remember JJ a BJ counts as sex according to the Clinton years so that old man you blew does count. How long ago was that again?
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                                                  • compaqDikk
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 10-08-05
                                                    • 5699

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    3x by same girl like a month ago but before that 12 years
                                                    fukking an ex eagle yell leader tranny doesn't count and should actually move that 12 year total back to 15

                                                    anyone who is bald should get stoned by society, and not laid
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                                                    • HAPPY BOY
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-10-05
                                                      • 7109

                                                      #27
                                                      this high protien diet has got me hornier than a 3 peckered billy goat. Woke up this morn hard as steel. went up to my ol lady while see was brushing her teeth and rubbed my cock up and down on her ass. next thing had myself a quicky before work. Answer to your question at excatly 6:08 am today.
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                                                      • HAPPY BOY
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-10-05
                                                        • 7109

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by swede96
                                                        I checked of "last night"...but it ws really the night before last. I fell alseep on the couch last night.
                                                        that wouldn't stop me I'm a pro at Rude Awakenings
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                                                        • 20Four7
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 04-08-07
                                                          • 6703

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                                                          that wouldn't stop me I'm a pro at Rude Awakenings
                                                          That's the only reason a woman should wake me if I'm sleeping
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                                                          • swede96
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 12-05-07
                                                            • 3875

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                                                            that wouldn't stop me I'm a pro at Rude Awakenings
                                                            Well, my BF was alseep too. He gets up very early for work.
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              Nicky I never believe anyone when it comes to gambling winnings, golf scores and sex. It is all lies and fabricated.

                                                              I am one of few that admit my failures here.
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                                                              • 5 star bomb
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 10-12-07
                                                                • 5370

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by madmaxx
                                                                what amazes me is the guy who started this also leaves jjgold a wierd voicemail....

                                                                I dont take any shit around here pal. jj needed to be cooled off. I am the only guy here that jj is scared of
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                                                                • Nicky Santoro
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 04-08-08
                                                                  • 16103

                                                                  #33
                                                                  duh jj... you think people have the balls to admit they dont get laid.. they are embarassed. so they all lie to make themselves feel better.


                                                                  88% of gamblers here have not been laid in 6 months..Can you picture a guy like Dodif or compactor, or aao, or richie going out, approaching a woman, socializing, meeting a woman, picking her up, talking to her all night and pretending to be interested in the conversation, and bringing her home?? yeah right.. all they would be thinking about while talking to the girl is who they like tomorrow or what the current score is in the dodger game. these guys here don't know how to pick up a woman. they have no social skills here. they dont know how to talk to a woman. but they do know how to sit in their hut and watch and gamble on games everyday.
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                                                                  • compaqDikk
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 10-08-05
                                                                    • 5699

                                                                    #34
                                                                    fukk you nicky
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                                                                    • swede96
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-05-07
                                                                      • 3875

                                                                      #35
                                                                      It's true. I don't gamble and I get laid all the time.
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