Utter NBA Lock of the Millenium

[diondublin]

Regretfully, to express the sheer certitudinousness of the predicated outcome it was required to use provocative terminology in the thread heading.

Nevertheless, it is evident that if Miami were a cracking bet to win the East then Dallas are yet even more certain to prevail in the West, Oklahoma being a useless and indisciplined rabble (hence their common nickname, 'Oklahomo').

Therefore, a 'double', or 'parlay' at prices in excess of +134 (Pinnacle) is a comedically easy way to make some guaranteed money.

My apologies in advance if this thread is considered a flame - it is not - but this result is quite certain to occur.

NBA FINAL TO BE DALLAS vs MIAMI (+134 or better)

Hurry...these odds will be gone forever in a little over an hour!

[diondublin]

Regretfully, to express the sheer certitudinousness of the predicated outcome it was required to use provocative terminology in the thread heading.

Nevertheless, it is evident that if Miami were a cracking bet to win the East then Dallas are yet even more certain to prevail in the West, Oklahoma being a useless and indisciplined rabble (hence their common nickname, 'Oklahomo').

Therefore, a 'double', or 'parlay' at prices in excess of +134 (Pinnacle) is a comedically easy way to make some guaranteed money.

My apologies in advance if this thread is considered a flame - it is not - but this result is quite certain to occur.

NBA FINAL TO BE DALLAS vs MIAMI (+134 or better)

Hurry...these odds will be gone forever in a little over an hour!

[shady610]

Nice

[muldoon]

Nice call. Suddenly the mavs have become America's team after tonight lol.

[InTheDrink]

good stuff dionwarwick!

[VegasInsider]

Nice work

[diondublin]

Nice work

Thank you for kind words everybody

[HoulihansTX]

WTF was Pinnacle thinking

[ShogunRua]

Your original post actually made you look pretty stupid with the chosen vocabulary (which was obviously not the goal ) but nice call anyways. Hopefully Dallas gets revenge.

[Donkwin47]

Lol.. No one posts, then dude bumps his own thread to get the love. Great stuff. I hate the Heat so much. If only it was predetermined for them to win and I'd be wasting my time, I'd root SO friggin' hard for the Mavs.

[diondublin]

Your original post actually made you look pretty stupid with the chosen vocabulary (which was obviously not the goal ) but nice call anyways. Hopefully Dallas gets revenge.

Actually the goal was to get across the obviousness of the outcome, hence the esoteric vocabulary (and I am an Englishman after all).

One hopes that satire is also appreciated where it falls!