Line a fine broad used on me last night...

[smallon]

It's believable.

Try this one - I have. Make eye contact with a chick. Preferably exchange smiles. When she gets ready to leave, ask her where she's going. When she says, "to go have dinner," or "to see my girlfriend," tell her, "I'll go with you."

If she's into you, you'll be going with. If not....next. I did this once and ended up shacked up for the weekend with some big Singaporean girl with a killer .

[tacomax]

Got a good story here.... Ok well I am at the bar with a bunch of buddies last night getting wasted and I have a Cubs shirt on. Towards the end of the night this HOTTT broad I would rate her an 8.5 comes up to me and says "Hey who is the new Japanese player on the Cubs this year?" I respond, FUKUDOME... She says yea "FUCK-YOU-DO-ME.... I go huh? She does "FUCK-U-DO-ME... Im like "oh oh, damn girl your moving quick and I love it" I ended up taking her home and banging her brains out boys. Some of you should use that pick up line on a girl some time... She was an 8.5 looks, wasnt the best fuck but she was pretty damn tight.

If there was ever the slightest chance that this ever could have happened, it evaporated after the unearthing of that picture.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Was there really ever a chance, taco? This guy's got less credibility than Bernard Madoff.

[tacomax]

Not really, I just wanted an excuse to bump the thread.

[pico]

in his dreams

[Boner_18]

jj you couldnt last a week in the Midwest pal.

This is my favorite part... Does the midwest have a reputation for being tough ass? I thought all that was there was failed industry, high tech farming, tornadoes and all the crystal meth you can handle.

[5 star bomb]

ended up banging this broad probably 5-6 times... she started to get attached so i stopped answering her calls and texts

[Mudcat]

So he saw the name of this baseball player and he was playing around with it in his head and this is what came out.

5 Star Bomb makes me feel embarrassed for him. I don't like it. There are posters who make me feel annoyed and that is obviously not good but it's not as bad as this.

I don't like feeling embarrassed for a poster.

[InTheHole]

[pico]

So he saw the name of this baseball player and he was playing around with it in his head and this is what came out.

5 Star Bomb makes me feel embarrassed for him. I don't like it. There are posters who make me feel annoyed and that is obviously not good but it's not as bad as this.

I don't like feeling embarrassed for a poster.

and the guy still keep trying to convince us...

[MonkeyF0cker]

So he saw the name of this baseball player and he was playing around with it in his head and this is what came out.

5 Star Bomb makes me feel embarrassed for him. I don't like it. There are posters who make me feel annoyed and that is obviously not good but it's not as bad as this.

I don't like feeling embarrassed for a poster.

I used to feel bad for people but when they don't even attempt to better themselves, I have no pity.

[betplom]

You guys are just jealous that I pull in broads left and right

Not at all, I pull in hot broads left and right myself, and I don't have to talk to them after wards as none of them speak English and they now have some pesos to spend .

[purecarnagge]

5 Star we do not believe you

no reason to read past this post. Coach is a legend and 5 star is just full of shit.

[Thor4140]

Not sure why Mofome says five starry is nothing but a lying sack of shit

[BatemanPatrickl]

ended up banging this broad probably 5-6 times... she started to get attached so i stopped answering her calls and texts

The day you stop answering any female's calls or texts is the day you pay your debt.

More pork sausages mom!