There is a local bird

[stevek173]

Fucker's got some kind of problem with me, I don't know what I did. Starts chirping butt early in the morning. Weekends mean nothing to it. Fucker's doing it on purpose too.

Thinking of grabbing its nest and throwing it somewhere far away, babies eggs whatever is in it I don't care don't **** with my sleep. I work, I pay taxes, you don't.

Would this make me a bad person.

[nosniboR11]

just shot the damn thing

[BIGDAY]

Yup, get it outa there. Do it all the time with our boat lift. Birds always making nests up in there. I do it just because I cant stand bird shit on my boat.

[Deuce]

Ask it for a winner. Look at is as positive and not negative. Make it work for you.

[pavyracer]

I took out a few woodpeckers with my BB gun that were digging holes in my siding and invading the chimney.

[jmush]

you ain't gonna do shitt that bird owns you bro

[zam77]

Do you want to borrow my sons 70th anniversary red rider stevay? Break that fuker in for him.

[Bluehorseshoe]

When you say "bird", are you using the British slang for "woman"?

[JW Cash]

birds are alfred hitchcocks favorite past time.dontcha know..................

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

fuk it steve,.,,fuk it right in the azz