If you were fleeing the United States...

[warriorfan707]

Where would you go and why?



U fukkin degens

[frostno98]

Canada

[spankie]

i'd go to canada, ride a yak into quebec, pick up a bag of milk, suck it like a tit, and buy a $500,000 house that's worth $80,000.

u?

[warriorfan707]

Southeast Asia perhaps

Dirt cheap and lots of fun

[flyingillini]

Here are my top 5 destinations I might end up in order.

1. Tel Aviv
2. Haifa
3. Montreal
4. Vietnam
5. Nazareth - Jezreel Valley

[beermankirk]

Thailand. Live on online poker. All you need to do is make $20/day online to live like a king.

[warriorfan707]

20 bucks a day to live like a king? Are you high?

[BrickJames]

Bali! No extradition with the us, and the weekly income for someone with a well paying job is about $10, so with even a couple thousand you will be very well off for a while. Also is like a paradise there. Good luck buddy! also they speak English!

[Iced]

The Bahamas would be my number one option. Other Caribbean countries (Aruba, Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, British Virgin Islands, Cayman Islands, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Turks and Caicos Islands) would be my other choices.

All have beautiful weather and are tax havens.

It depends what I was fleeing for too. If I was fleeing for a major crime like tax evasion or some other major federal crime, I would stay away from the British territories like Anguilla, British Virgin Islands, Cayman Islands, and Turks and Caicos Islands.

I'd cut Saint Kitts and Nevis off the original list because it's too small.

I would then cut Saint Vincent and the Grenadines off the list because their economy sucks.

Aruba would be cut off the list because there are some personal income taxes.

So, it would most likely either be the Bahamas, or Antigua and Barbuda. Can't go wrong with either one.

[King Mayan]

I'll go to china and be WTF's neighbor.

[flyingillini]

I would make sure and keep in touch with King Mayan. It's in the best interest to keep a good sureno soledad in your life. He would have an open plane ticket to come visit at anytime.

[MendozaLine]

Chile or Brazil. Have a lot of family in both countries.

[flyingillini]

Chile or Brazil. Have a lot of family in both countries.

Ese, you ever surf Haskells?

[MendozaLine]

I've never surfed anywhere north of Rincon in California.

Ese, you ever surf Haskells?

[CanuckG]

Canada....oh wait.

[The Madcap]

Tazmania. Or New Zealand. Laid back, speak English.

But here some ideas:

http://www.expatify.com/advice/10-most-suitable-countries-for-american-expatriates.html

[teaserpleaser]

Thailand. Live on online poker. All you need to do is make $20/day online to live like a king.

Live like a king no but if you live like a Thai yes you could get by.... i'd need about $33 or about a 1000 baht note per day. 400 baht for fruit maybe pad thai maybe a banana pancake and Food from street stalls/night market 200-300 bahts for pirate dvd for late night... 1000 baht isnt going to leave much for nightlife or western food you. know the tourist/Farang spots with the food you are used to. I used to get by on 500 baht once i learned the cheap local spots and The deals to take advantage of at Tesco Lotus that was 2007 though baht is stronger now living like a king no living like middle class thai for most part.

[flyingillini]

I've never surfed anywhere north of Rincon in California.

Any reason why not? I have heard that Haskells can be great and one of the best in Ca at times. How good is Rincon? I know it's known world wide, not a surfer but was talking with someone about it earlier. I guess I take it for granted how close I am to one of the best surf spots around.

[King Mayan]

I would make sure and keep in touch with King Mayan. It's in the best interest to keep a good sureno soledad in your life. He would have an open plane ticket to come visit at anytime.

Orale carnal.

[antifoil]

new zealand

[wtf]

I'll go to china and be WTF's neighbor.

sorry, no felons allowed

[lcscanada]

The Bahamas. Nassau, to be exact. Simply because of two words... FISH FRY

[unluckysob]

I would go to costa rica ---get a job in a sportsbook----im sure they need english speaking americans with sports knowledge.

[geebert74]

Iceland... I heard its a great place to start over.

[lemart5]

Dubai you dumb ***** they cant extradite you from there.

[RollPlayer]

New Zealand, and after the hobbit finishes filming I would try to buy one of the hobbit homes

[beach nut]

Canada
UK
Western Europe (most countries)
Brazil
Argentina

[PanamaBrad]

Lots of folks looking to do this now since USA seems to have gone off course. Google and you will find about 10 places that make sense. It won't take long to narrow that down to 4 or 5

[boatboatboat]

If I were left with NO CHOICE but to flee the United States, I would go to Arkansas.

[chemicalbrother]

O/U on the amount of posters in this thread that even have passports?

[teaserpleaser]

O/U on the amount of posters in this thread that even have passports?

over 4.5 - 105 ... under 4.5 -115 i've got mine almost time to renew... i think there might be a few euros in this thread 96.5% chance they have passports.

[teaserpleaser]

I'd take that under

[TobiasFunke]

I'd probably go to Pakistan and hide out in a Mansion...

[pavyracer]

I'd move to Tristan da Cunha.

[Cap dat 4ss]

Denmark, Sweden or Amsterdam.