Happy Fishhead Day

[mathdotcom]

Happy Fishhead Day

Good afternoon SBR,

A year ago I made a motion suggesting that May 9th be designated Fishhead Day (http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...hhead-day.html). This motion was supported by:

jjgold
flyingillini
pavyracer
chi_archie
BAUS
mathdotcom

Having more than received the required 4 votes in support, May 9th was officially declared Fishhead Day.

So the question is, what do you do to celebrate Fishhead Day? Well, the minimum you can do is to use a 2 for 1 coupon at a buffet (even if you're eating by yourself). Others who like to take it a bit further will travel to their local casino and take advantage of table game match-plays, slot promotions, and +EV progressive slot machines. And of course if you want to take it to the next level you can drive around town in your truck looking for furniture left beside dumpsters.

Many of you have been wondering where mathy has been. Mathy has NOT been working 9-5, as I am not a loser. I am a winner. Recently, I have been consulting for a number of offshore clients and as you would expect, also pounding plays and getting the best number as usual.

- mathy

[Deuce]

Welcome back you fukkin prick.

[cant call it]

I think these guys rewrote a new chapter to your "how to rob a convenience store" thread

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/1068624-35-people-rob-las-vegas-store-same-time.html

[jjgold]

Welcome back

I heard you were in rehab for coke

Glad your clean

[GamblingMike]

Welcome back mathdotcom!

[Fishhead]

Happy FISHHEAD DAY Matty........don't drink to much and be sure to stay focused.

[konck]

Hey Happy Fishead day....he is one of the real guys here

[jjgold]

Love guys that get hooked on coke when they try and act like they are fukkin movie stars

[ouman101]

Welcome back I heard you were in rehab for coke Glad your clean

I second Deuce. You always were a prick

[pavyracer]

Happy Fishhead Day. Please visit your local dumpster today and dive in his honor.

[Fishhead]

I second Deuce. You always were a prick

Met thousands of posters over the past 12 years............Matty is near the top of the list in terms of class.

[ouman101]

Met thousands of posters over the past 12 years............Matty is near the top of the list in terms of class.

In person, he could be a completely different guy. I'm only going off what I've seen from his posts

[rfr3sh]

Happy fh day also welcome back square

[Cap dat 4ss]

Mathy pal

[Fishhead]

In person, he could be a completely different guy. I'm only going off what I've seen from his posts

Oh, in that case, he ranks as a top flight prick.

By being such, he has proven to be one of the elite posters in SBR history.

[ouman101]

Oh, in that case, he ranks as a top flight prick. By being such, he has proven to be one of the elite posters in SBR history.

I'll give him credit for memorable posts. The best one I remember was about how to become successful/lose weight, or something along those lines. Had something to do with wind pants too.

[yisman]

Everyone who signed the petition needs to hit the slots and dumpsters today.

If you want to use coupons that's ok too.

[mrmarket]

MDC returns

[mathdotcom]

I'll give him credit for memorable posts. The best one I remember was about how to become successful/lose weight, or something along those lines. Had something to do with wind pants too.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/118657-mathdotcoms-workout-routine-vegas-dave.html

[BAUS]

Good to see that Mathy is alive and well.

BAUS

[Herky]

Every day should be Fishhead day. If everyone saved something, recycled, or used a coupon once a day, we would have a much better world to live in.

[Deuce]

Every day should be Fishhead day. If everyone saved something, recycled, or used a coupon once a day, we would have a much better world to live in.

What does saving something or using a fukkin coupon do for the world, guy? It takes money out of corporate pockets, saving shit turns people into hoarders. Recycle the shit saved and take the bus to the store where you're going to use the coupon. Issues tackled.

[jjgold]

Mathy you coke head

[Smoke]

never fukkin heard of ya pal

Screenshots or it doesn't count

[xbalto]

i will be purchasing corn futures

[Glitch]

i poured all my empties from the last 2 days into a cup and drank it.

[Fishhead]

i will be purchasing corn futures

[flyingillini]

Mathy!!! I want to hear a new story about when you banged one of the Teacher's... God Bless your Janitorial skills!

[Rio DiNero]

Just grabbed a huge stack of napkins from Dunkin Doughnuts that I will be using as napkins/paper towels/toilet paper for the rest of the week. +ev.

[yisman]

I grabbed a free bottle of something at a spring party today. Had I known it was Fishhead Day, I would have just taken off with the entire cooler thing.

Actually, that would be -EV. I would've overturned it, dumping the ice and remaining bottles all over the grass, then picked out the remaining bottles out of the ensuing debris, and TAKEN OFF.

[THE PROFIT]

yisman, you have too many fukin buttons & badges

[SHADYLANKY]

Just grabbed a huge stack of napkins from Dunkin Doughnuts that I will be using as napkins/paper towels/toilet paper for the rest of the week. +ev.

Did you get some ketchup from McDonald's and sugar from Starbucks?

[CarpeDime]

Happy (belated) Fishhead Day

one of the hands-down all-time greats

A +EV purist

he deserves his own day

We observe this day, Fishhead Day, to reflect back on our own EV, what was +, what was -, what about our EV we would like to change in the coming year, and to honor one of the truest heroes of EV ever - the gambling Hall of Famer Fishhead!

Here here! To FISHHEAD DAY!!

[compaqDikk]

mathy is a janitor, let's not kid ourselves here

[mrmarket]

I grabbed a free bottle of something at a spring party today. Had I known it was Fishhead Day, I would have just taken off with the entire cooler thing.

Actually, that would be -EV. I would've overturned it, dumping the ice and remaining bottles all over the grass, then picked out the remaining bottles out of the ensuing debris, and TAKEN OFF.

I think the proper Fishhead play would be to take the entire cooler. At home sort empties (to return to store), empty melted ice water onto various vegetables growing out of every orifice in yard, take full cans of alcohol to barter with local teens in exchange for dumpster scouting information, rent the cooler out to various youth sports teams and when the cooler is too used for that buy new similar cooler at wal-mart and return old beat up one in box for refund. Auction or continue to rent new cooler.