Going to HAMMER mexican beers- May 5th

[cant call it]

$1 off mexican beers, I have grown my facial hair out so I can shave all but the stache, looking like a civilized version of peter loshak.

carper I need some of that smooth spanish stuff to say to girls tonight.

Points go to guys that give me one liners in spanish that will get me slapped or laid.

Pics to be posted afterwards. We are taking the caddy out tonight guys.

[King Mayan]

Que Chi-chi's mas buenas que tienes, Mijita??

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

haha have fun

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Que Chi-chi's mas buenas que tienes, Mijita??

[cant call it]

King, I will give you bonus points for a translation as well.

[King Mayan]

What beautiful titties you have, lil lady???

[Dad]

Hola, soy un ladron, y tengo seda.

Works every time with the latinas.

Back me up here, King.

[cant call it]

What beautiful titties you have, lil lady???

[cant call it]

dad what does it mean?

[Dad]

dad what does it mean?

Lets let King translate it, I dont want to mess up the translation.

But I live close to Mexico, so I know how the little Mexican ladies like to be spoken to.

[King Mayan]

dad what does it mean?

sorry DAD that's fukked up...

It means I'm a crook and have aids..

[cant call it]

sorry DAD that's fukked up... It means I'm a crook and have aids..

[cant call it]

they prolly wont even know what it means.

It does kind of roll right off the tongue though.

Sounds good, maybe it will work

[Dad]

Try it, it can't hurt. No matter what it really means, it still sounds sexy, especially if it's coming from a gringo.

[30K Millionaire]

Chinga tu madre!

[stealthyburrito]

oh hell yeah, looking forward to pics

[King Mayan]

Where you from can't call it??

[Herky]

I would drink some, but had too many american drinks last night, specifically those from tennessee.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Hola, soy un ladron, y tengo seda. Works every time with the latinas. Back me up here, King.

[cant call it]

Where you from can't call it??

auburn about three miles northwest as the crow flies from poisoned oaks corner

[EaglesPhan36]

Me & my girl bought a case of Corona from her work yesterday for $20. By the by, there is a difference between the shit in the stores & actual Mexican Corona. Had a 40 of Mexican corona earlier in the week. Bit of a taste difference.

[King Mayan]

auburn about three miles northwest as the crow flies from poisoned oaks corner

Not a lot of latinas there, you'll be alright then.

[downsouth]

Te gusta n el culo?

[30K Millionaire]

Me & my girl bought a case of Corona from her work yesterday for $20. By the by, there is a difference between the shit in the stores & actual Mexican Corona. Had a 40 of Mexican corona earlier in the week. Bit of a taste difference.

What are you doing drinking that piss water corona. I figured that you don't drink beer that often, but when you do you prefer Dos Equis.

[Dad]

Te gusta n el culo?

Downsouth, most Latinas do not like that.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

cuullllooooo

[cant call it]

Que Chi-chi's mas buenas que tienes, Mijita??

What beautiful titties you have, lil lady???

Hola, soy un ladron, y tengo seda. Works every time with the latinas. Back me up here, King.

This was not successful, I think I told the girl she had beautiful aids.

[cant call it]

I got some pics of me in my mexi-attire will post them later today.

Did not bring any strange home.

Girlfriend was c0cK-blocking all night

Until I got back home.

[cant call it]

My guts are messed up though, dos equis on draft all night.
We had a great time though.
Got lots of compliments on the caddy and the sombrero.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

good shiit caller...shoulda had your girl pick up the tail for the night...almost never fails

[cant call it]

where did rooster come from?

[Dad]

Can't wait to see the pics.

[cant call it]

[cant call it]

walker, I will let you sponsor the car we can put sbr forum dot com on the loooooong asss hood.

[cant call it]

excel do your thing