Who can top TENNESSEE???

[mofome]

NFL - Bill Belichick (best NFL coach)
Women - Megan Fox (Best looking woman on the planet)
Actor - Morgan Freeman (as good as it gets), Samuel Jackson
Nobel Prize winner - Al Gore (go ahead and make your half-witted jokes)
Music - Tina Turner, Aretha Franklin, Justin Timberlake, Kenny Chesney
Tits - Dolly Parton

we even have davy f-in Crockett


DOMINATION

[jjgold]

They seem to melt in big games Son the majority of the time.

[mofome]

They seem to melt in big games Son the majority of the time.

[Willie Bee]

we even have davy f-in Crockett

If he was so tough, there wouldn't be a big ass monument at San Jacinto and coonskin caps would still be the rage here in Texas.

[onlooker]

When I hear Tennessee Vols, the thing that usually pops into my mind is the Ladies Basketball team. Is that really what you guys want to be known for? Beaver ball?

[Shark79]

When I hear Tennessee Vols, the thing that usually pops into my mind is the Ladies Basketball team. Is that really what you guys want to be known for? Beaver ball?

[mofome]

If he was so tough, there wouldn't be a big ass monument at San Jacinto and coonskin caps would still be the rage here in Texas.

Texas is fro armadillos and giant frogs, not ass kicking.

[mofome]

When I hear Tennessee Vols, the thing that usually pops into my mind is the Ladies Basketball team. Is that really what you guys want to be known for? Beaver ball?

SEC east title in football
SEC champs in mens hoops
SEC and national champs in womens hoops.

[TexansFan]

You know you're from Tennessee if:
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to the store
4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable,
grain, insect or animal.
5. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both
unlocked.
6. You know what a "VOL" is.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OWN car.
11. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday
12. You find 100 degrees fahrenheit "a little warm".
13. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer
and
Christmas.
14. You know whether another Tennessean is from east, west or middle
Tennessee as soon as they open their mouth.
15. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as"goin' Wal-
martin" or
off to "Wally World".
16. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good
pinto-bean
weather.
17. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop...it's a Coke,
regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"
18. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
19. You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends from
Tennessee (and those who just wish they were).

[Sportsgirl]

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[mofome]

You know you're from Tennessee if:
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to the store
4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable,
grain, insect or animal.
5. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both
unlocked.
6. You know what a "VOL" is.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OWN car.
11. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday
12. You find 100 degrees fahrenheit "a little warm".
13. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer
and
Christmas.
14. You know whether another Tennessean is from east, west or middle
Tennessee as soon as they open their mouth.
15. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as"goin' Wal-
martin" or
off to "Wally World".
16. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good
pinto-bean
weather.
17. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop...it's a Coke,
regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"
18. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
19. You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends from
Tennessee (and those who just wish they were).

[Deuce]

Mofo just stop while you can...

• Tim Allen (1953 - ) Actor, famous for the T.V. series Home Improvement; grew up in [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]Birmingham[/COLOR][/COLOR].
• Chris Van Allsburg (1949 - ) Writer of children’s books who won Caldecott Awards for drawings in The Polar Express and Jumanji; born in Grand Rapids.
• Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac (1658 - 1730), French colonial administrator, founder of Detroit (1701).
• Lewis Cass (1782 - 1866), Michigan territorial governor (1813 - 1831), U. S. senator from Michigan (1845 - 1857), U. S. cabinet officer, and Democratic candidate (1848) for the U. S . presidency.
• Walter P. Chrysler (1875 - 1940) Industrialist who established the Chrysler Corporation.
• Madonna Louise Ciccone (1958 - ) Singer with hit singles “Material Girl,” and “Vogue.” She has also acted in such movies as A League of Their Own, and Evita; born in Bay City.
• Ty Cobb (1886 - 1961) Baseball star, played 22 seasons (1905 - 1926) for the Detroit Tigers.
• Francis Ford Coppola (1939 - ) Writer, producer, and director, most famous for The Godfather; born in Detroit.
• George Armstrong Custer (1839 - 1876) Commander of Michigan's cavalry brigade in the Civil War, later killed in the Battle of the Little Bighorn
• Thomas Edison (1847 - 1931) Inventor; lived in [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]Port [COLOR=blue ! important]Huron[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR].
• Gerald R. Ford (1913 - ) Became the 38th President of the United States when Richard Nixon resigned; grew up in Grand Rapids.
• Henry Ford (1863 - 1947) Founded the Ford Motor Company in 1903; from Dearborn.
• Daniel Gerber (1898 - 1974) Developed canned baby food in 1927.
• Earvin “Magic” Johnson (1959 - ) Basketball star that led the Los Angeles Lakers to five NBA titles in the 1980s; retired in 1991 after announcing he had the AIDS virus and now works to educate people about the disease; from Lansing.
• John Harvey Kellogg (1852 - 1943) & William Keith Kellogg (1860 - 1951) Invented corn flakes and founded the Kellogg Company in 1906; brothers from Battle Creek.
• Charles Lindbergh (1902-1974) The first person to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean; born in Detroit.
• Joe Louis (1914 - 1981) World heavyweight boxing champion (1937 - 1949); lived in Detroit.
• Walter Reuther (1907 - 1970) Labor leader, president of the United Automobile Workers (1946 - 1970).
• “Sugar” Ray Robinson (1921 - 1989) Boxing Champion often called the best fighter in the history of boxing; from Detroit.

More Famous People of Michigan

• Nelson Algren author, Detroit
• Ralph J. Bunche statesman, Detroit
• Ellen Burstyn actress, Detroit
• Bruce Catton historian, Petoskey
• Roger Chaffee astronaut, Grand Rapids
• Francis Ford Coppola film director, Detroit
• Thomas E. Dewey politician, Owosso
• Edna Ferber author, Kalamazoo
• Henry Ford industrialist, Dearborn
• Julie Harris actress, Grosse Pointe Park
• William R. Hewlett inventor, Ann Arbor
• Earvin Magic Johnson basketball player, Lansing
• Donald B. Keck inventor, Lansing
• Julie Krone jockey, Benton Harbor
• Ring Lardner writer, Niles
• Dick Martin comedian, Detroit
• John N. Mitchell attorney general, Detroit
• Ted Nugent singer, Detroit
• John T. Parsons inventor, Detroit
• Gilda Radner comedienne, Detroit
• Della Reese singer, Detroit
• Diana Ross singer, Detroit
• Thomas Schippers conductor, Kalamazoo
• Steven Seagal actor, Lansing
• Bob Seger singer, Detroit
• Tom Selleck actor, Detroit
• John C. Sheehan inventor, Battle Creek
• Potter Stewart jurist, Jackson
• Lily Tomlin actress, Detroit
• Danny Thomas entertainer, Deerfield
• Margaret Whiting singer, Detroit
• Stevie Wonder singer, Saginaw

[mofome]

Deuce, that list is simply embarrassing.

[Deuce]

Deuce, that list is simply embarrassing.

The folks on my list have actually done something for this world.

[mofome]

The folks on my list have actually done something for this world.

I dont see any nobel prize winners on that list, allow me to check again.

[AgainstAllOdds]

Deuce, that list is simply embarrassing.

other words to describe his list...shameful,hidious, funny, idiotic, filled-with-losers, the-worst-list-on-the-planet

[Sportsgirl]

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[mofome]

other words to describe his list...shameful,hidious, funny, idiotic, filled-with-losers, the-worst-list-on-the-planet

What he said.

[Shark79]

NFL - Tom Brady (best NFL QB)
Women - Swede (Best looking woman on the planet)
Actor - Mark Wahlberg
Nobel Prize winner - Frank Wilczek
Music - Aerosmith, Boston, The Cars
Tits - Barbara Walters (Yes Im kidding)


DOMINATION

[TexansFan]

I'd put Texas on there but the list is so damn long it won't let me.

http://www.worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/namerica/usstates/txfamous.htm

[mofome]

From Pittsburgh -

Herbert Simon — Carnegie Mellon University professor and winner of Nobel Prize for Economics

hes from Wisconsin, dear.

[mofome]

NFL - Tom Brady (best NFL QB)
Women - Swede (Best looking woman on the planet)
Actor - Mark Wahlberg
Nobel Prize winner - None (that I recall) however, we have: Benjamin Franklin
Music - Aerosmith, Boston, The Cars
Tits - Barbara Walters (Yes Im kidding)


DOMINATION

marky mark?

Tom Brady does what the Tennessean tells him to do.

[Deuce]

I dont see any nobel prize winners on that list, allow me to check again.

No just Thomas Edison, Gerald Ford, Henry Ford, Charles Lindbergh.


Not to mention...

https://www.google.com

Type in Nobel Prize Michigan. Tons. Good day sir.

[bettilimbroke999]

Can't believe they left me off the TN list

[wtt0315]

NFL - Bill Belichick (best NFL coach)
Women - Megan Fox (Best looking woman on the planet)
Actor - Morgan Freeman (as good as it gets), Samuel Jackson
Nobel Prize winner - Al Gore (go ahead and make your half-witted jokes)
Music - Tina Turner, Aretha Franklin, Justin Timberlake, Kenny Chesney
Tits - Dolly Parton

we even have davy f-in Crockett


DOMINATION

you forgot me. i am from there

[Sportsgirl]

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[mofome]

No just Thomas Edison, Gerald Ford, Henry Ford, Charles Lindbergh.


Not to mention...

https://www.google.com

Type in Nobel Prize Michigan. Tons. Good day sir.

All nonsense here deuce.

[Deuce]

But he got his prize when he was living in Pittsburgh

Can I lick your inner thighs?

[mofome]

you forgot me. i am from there

my case gains momentum.

[mofome]

But he got his prize when he was living in Pittsburgh

oh dear, talk about a stretch. Please stop this painful back and forth. Pitt is a nasty place with an awful football team. Now you're claiming other peoples awards...when will the madness end.

[Shark79]

marky mark?

Tom Brady does what the Tennessean tells him to do.

Tennessean move to his music ... let urself lose MO!!

[mofome]

Can I lick your inner thighs?

sure. i dont care as long as ive had 8 or 9 beers.

[mofome]

Tennessean move to his music ... let urself lose MO!!

[Sportsgirl]

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[Shark79]

Note to self:
Dear me,
Make sure when you meet Mo in person that he has had 8-9 beers, so I can see Deuce lik his inner thighs.
Love,