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  • topgame85
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-30-08
    • 12325

    #1
    Breaking news- Kobe Rape investigation NEW
    By Topgame85
    Washington Pissed reporter writing from LA- As a shocking turn of events unfolded in Los Angeles Wednsday night in the Staples Center with the stunning turnaround victory for the Lakers, post game a dark shadow overcast the win. At approximately 12:07 am thursday morning a bus pulled up in front of the Los Angeles Police Department. As the load of Spurs players piled into the building everyone already knew why they were there. Bruce Bowen and Udoku approached the desk and announced that they would like to report that they had been molested. The filed a complaint against star player Kobe Bryant of the Lakers. The police jumped into action as they took DNA samples from the sweat left on the tops of the two Spurs players heads that was allegedly left by Mr. bryant as he lept into the air dropping shots during the ecounter. The DNA tests confirmed the allegations and a warrant was issued for Mr. Bryant. With the tens of thousands of witnesses in attendance and the millions watching worldwide the police spokesman said they believe they had a strong case. The other Spurs players signed documents that will be released in court giving their accounts of this horrible tragedy. In yet another twist some called for the arrest of spurs coach Greg popavich as an accesory to the crime, Popavich for not responding to Bryant's attacks timely nor effectively, Popavich did not immediately return our phone calls for comment. One unidentified Spurs player said, "The ease with which he operated in this molestation point to the fact that he is an expert and has done this before, and we and the Spurs organization are hoping others will come forward." We will keep you updated with any new information as we continue to cover this continuing investigation.
  • j$
    SBR MVP
    • 03-07-08
    • 3831

    #2
    phuckin hilarious
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    • daggerkobe
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-25-08
      • 10744

      #3
      The funny part is people think Bowen is the "Kobe stopper"...... yet he averages close to 30ppg vs. Spurs in the playoffs.
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      • The_Kid
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-09-08
        • 5049

        #4
        Kobe didn't rape the Spurs! He destroyed them! Get some Spurs fans! KB 24 MVP!
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        • topgame85
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-30-08
          • 12325

          #5
          I could of went with assault or murder but rape just seemed more appropriate for Kobe given his record
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          • rake922
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 12-23-07
            • 11692

            #6
            what a choke job by spurs.... worse than memphis blowing it to Kansas
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