Mexican Donkey Jailed For Ornery Behavior

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  • pico
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 04-05-07
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    #1
    Mexican Donkey Jailed For Ornery Behavior
    TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico — A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.

    The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.

    Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.

    "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," Gomez said - "no matter who they are."

    The owner, Mauro Gutierrez, told The Associated Press he would try to reach a friendly arrangement to pay the men's bills, estimated at US$420 (euro270).

    The victims said the donkey bit Genaro Vazquez, 63, in the chest on Sunday and then kicked 52-year-old Andres Hernandez as he tried to come to the rescue, fracturing his ankle.

    "All of a sudden, the animal was on top of us like it was rabid," Hernandez said.
    Police said it took a half-dozen men to control the enraged burro.
    Chiapas police have thrown animals in the slammer before, including a bull that devoured corn crops and destroyed two wooden vending stands in March.
    In 2006, a dog was locked up for 12 days after biting someone. His owners were fined US$18.

  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #2
    When me and a bunch of guys were greenhorn 21 year olds we went to Jaurez and the cab drivers kept asking us if we wanted to see a donkey show.That was in 1981 and we didn't comprehend what he was talking about.We went home and talked to a guy a little older than us on leave from the navy from San Diego and he filled us in.hehe!Man Juarez and Tiajuana are fun but dangerous and pretty sick!!!!
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    • BadNina
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-27-07
      • 10491

      #3
      Sounds just like my ex, The Donkey
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      • Tchocky
        SBR MVP
        • 02-14-06
        • 2371

        #4
        That donkey better get a good attorney. Crazy Mexicans!
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        • BuddyBear
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-10-05
          • 7233

          #5
          Another story about animal abuse.....You see how illiterate people in third world countries operate? What exactly does putting an animal in jail for a few days accomplish?
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          • pico
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 04-05-07
            • 27321

            #6
            Originally posted by BrentCrude
            When me and a bunch of guys were greenhorn 21 year olds we went to Jaurez and the cab drivers kept asking us if we wanted to see a donkey show.That was in 1981 and we didn't comprehend what he was talking about.We went home and talked to a guy a little older than us on leave from the navy from San Diego and he filled us in.hehe!Man Juarez and Tiajuana are fun but dangerous and pretty sick!!!!
            hehe. not sure if there are any donkey shows left. i don't really wanna know.
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            • ritehook
              SBR MVP
              • 08-12-06
              • 2244

              #7
              The legendary "donkey shows" of the Mexican border towns are just that ---- legend.

              Myths. There were, back in the 40s and 50s, men outfitted in donkey costumes and having simulated sex with a woman onstage.

              But no, never bestiality. The Catholic Church, still with a lot of say in Mexico, would never have tolerated it. They do tolerate prostitution, for the same reasons many citizens of rural Nevada tolerate and legalize it: it supposedly keeps the "good women" safe from sex-crazed men.

              Prior to 1960 you could buy some crude porn on the streets of Tijuana. Most of it made in India.

              But since the '60s Mexicans desiring to view porn or see live sex shows have been travelling to the USA for those pasttimes.
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