I have been thinking about this and I'm sure I have met them. My only concern is will God share a lot of the shit I did on Earth with my parents, siblings, etc. (assuming they go to heaven)?
What are the minimum requirements for admission to hell?
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Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
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#1What are the minimum requirements for admission to hell?Tags: None -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#2I may have a 1st class ticket there...
I don't find Jesus As my savior
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StraitShooterSBR Posting Legend
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#3At 47 I try to make the correct daily choices God puts in my path
I am still paying for that damn little birdy I shot with a wrist rocket sling shot 35 years ago
as I type this there are 4 stray dogs..2 on my bed and 2 on the floor that I rescued
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Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
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#4I was hoping to get in a back door with Allah...Originally posted by pacoI may have a 1st class ticket there...
I don't find Jesus As my savior
What do I have to do besides kill a few people
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Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
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#5I am 12 years your junior. I already have rescued several animals. Are you suggesting I still have some timeOriginally posted by StraitShooterAt 47 I try to make the correct daily choices God puts in my path
I am still paying for that damn little birdy I shot with a wrist rocket sling shot 35 years ago
as I type this there are 4 stray dogs..2 on my bed and 2 on the floor that I rescued
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StraitShooterSBR Posting Legend
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#6with every breathe you have left..and may there be manyOriginally posted by Extra InningsI am 12 years your junior. I already have rescued several animals. Are you suggesting I still have some time
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pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#7Jesus couldn't save himself from getting nailed, how could he save me Xtra?Comment -
Bengals28SBR MVP
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#8Only 1 thing gets you there, and that's not accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.Comment -
Ace_of_SpadesSBR Posting Legend
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#9Hell is here on earth. The ups and downs.Comment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#10Originally posted by Bengals28Only 1 thing gets you there, and that's not accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
Savior? That's like saying Steve urkel will defend u in a fight
Homeboy couldn't stop fromngettimg nailed to wood, and he is gonna save mankind? He didnt die for my sins. He died cuz he got punkedComment -
Bengals28SBR MVP
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#11You can laugh all you want brah. I'm not here to strike up a religious debate was just trying to answer the question. God Bless.Comment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#12Respect bengals.Originally posted by Bengals28You can laugh all you want brah. I'm not here to strike up a religious debate was just trying to answer the question. God Bless.
I just find the whole "Jesus died for my sins" comical
Dude was lost, buried, vulnerable, and finally woodedComment -
Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
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#13Originally posted by paco
Respect bengals.
I just find the whole "Jesus died for my sins" comical
Dude was lost, buried, vulnerable, and finally wooded
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ROFLcopterSBR MVP
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#14I love how there's all these "holier than thou" assholes on a gambling forum
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Bengals28SBR MVP
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#15Well here is a way I look at it. I'd be lying if I said I've never had doubts. I'm the type of person that questions everything so I was always very skeptical. I still don't know as much as I'd like to be honest with you. The thing that gets me though is these just think of the other Gods that people worship. Buddha, The Pope, Idols people worshiped. They all died right? But Jesus rose from the dead. That's what get's me. I asked what's the difference between this religion and that religion you know what's the difference. He's the only one that rose from the dead. Anyways I hope I dont sound like I'm coming at you in the wrong way, not trying to start an arguement or anything.Comment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
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#16I don't believe in Hell at all. If there is one I will be going for sure from years ago.המוסד
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pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#17He didn't rise from anything Bengal.
Is it true Hey-sus loved to party? I heard he turned a whole ocean of water into liquor cuz the party was low on alcohol?Comment -
Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
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#18Sounds like someone who you would want on your team, no?Originally posted by pacoHe didn't rise from anything Bengal.
Is it true Hey-sus loved to party? I heard he turned a whole ocean of water into liquor cuz the party was low on alcohol?Comment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#19No doubtOriginally posted by Extra InningsSounds like someone who you would want on your team, no?
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Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
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#20Yeah Paco, Jesus rose from the dead....
Game, Set, Match.
Except for behead people, stone women, and fly a couple of airplanes into building wtf did Allah ever do?Comment -
Bengals28SBR MVP
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#21Alright so you're aknowledgeing his crusifiction but not his rise from the dead?Comment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#22Why u got to go there homie?Originally posted by Extra InningsYeah Paco, Jesus rose from the dead....
Game, Set, Match.
Except for behead people, stone women, and fly a couple of airplanes into building wtf did Allah ever do?
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Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
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#23And don't get me wrong...the plane / building stunt was pretty impressive....christ Obama Bin Laden is as elusive as ever.Originally posted by Extra InningsYeah Paco, Jesus rose from the dead....
Game, Set, Match.
Except for behead people, stone women, and fly a couple of airplanes into building wtf did Allah ever do?Comment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#24Rise from the dead? I did watch a movie recently called "faster" with the Rock where he was shot in the head and still came back to life AFTER pronounced dead, but Jesus nailed, spelled, and gelled, coming back? Nah, ill pass on that fairy taleOriginally posted by Bengals28Alright so you're aknowledgeing his crusifiction but not his rise from the dead?Comment -
Bengals28SBR MVP
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#25I just don't understand how you'll aknowledge his crusifiction but not his death. You really gonna compare this to a fiction movie you saw though? lol. But Alright bro well that's your decision. And fwiw I don't think I'm better than you or anybody else here, You're entitled to your own opinion just like I am. Not trying to rub anybody the wrong way.Comment -
itchypickleSBR Posting Legend
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#26My ponder is this......
Didn't good ole Jesus live as a Jew...teach Jewish law and was then killed AS a Jew?
So he is a Jew on the cross....then after he is dead for awhile Paul starts the whole 'christian' movement as it is known today based on stories of Jesus' life....so when Jesus supposedly comes back someday....wouldn't he STILL BE a Jew and look around at all the people who are Christian and ask....where did ya'll see the disclaimer "I'm Jesus Christ and I approve this message" in any of that Paul guy's rhetoric?
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Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
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#27You're not offending anyone. Most of us, including Paco, will go out of our ways (even pay) for a good rub.Originally posted by Bengals28You're entitled to your own opinion just like I am. Not trying to rub anybody the wrong way.Comment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#28Bengals, u seem like a really nice guy and I'm really not such a asshole , I'm just a bit wasted. I'm just messing around brotha. I could care less what u are/believe in. I have friends of all faith. I'm born Muslim, but far from living the life i should. My apologies if I offended u in any way, buh buh buh blame It on the alcohol, blame it on the henny, blame it on the goose, blame it on the patronComment -
Bengals28SBR MVP
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#29Originally posted by Extra InningsYou're not offending anyone. Most of us, including Paco, will go out of our ways (even pay) for a good rub.
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LVHerbieSBR Hall of Famer
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#30Given the divisions between the major religions even most religious people are wrong about God... So even if it turns out there is a hell I wouldn't worry to much about it Extra Innings, as it is going to a pretty popular place...Comment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#31Can i get an Amen?!!!Comment -
muldoonSBR MVP
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#32Horus, Orisi, AttisOfPhrygia, Krishna, Mithra, Dionysus
All "gods" who died and then magically and rose shortly after.
Mithra is great. Well before Jesus. Born to a Virgin...celebrated on Dec 25...called the prince of peace...sent to save mankind...died and rose from the dead.
WOW - what a weird coincidence.
Aprox 1900 Gods in recorded history. You choose to not believe in 1899 of them.
Me...just one more than you.Comment -
Bengals28SBR MVP
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#33Nah you didnt offend me bro. I'm just trying to make sure I'm not sounding like I'm trying to start an arguement or anything with anybody haha. But nah all is good. And itchypickle I don't know exactly how all that works. I mean i have an idea but I don't want to give you misinformation. If you'd like I can get back to you. Been a long night on my end, bout to call it a day.Comment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
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#34Baruch HaShem! Hope all is well Paco!Originally posted by pacoCan i get an Amen?!!!המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#35Illini. May jesus bless u.
Tigers with Verlander tomorrow BIG. may Jesus be in the arms of Justin and in the bats of the tigers.
But what If another human asks for Jesus to be in the bats of the mariners?
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