Swedes new bikini avatar

swede96 · 05-21-08, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by SSLP

Your still #1 in my book any day
You just dont knwo how much I like you !

Oh, I know how much you lust me.

raiders72002 · 05-21-08, 12:37 PM

Oh, I wasn't trying to knock you...I'm just upset because I'm an attention whore and you should all be talking about ME all the time!!

swede96 · 05-21-08, 12:40 PM

Oh, and for the record, I may not have ripped abs, but to say I have a "pooch" is laughable. JUST sayin'!

Raiders, give it up. Moneyline lives to tug my pigtails. It's kind of endearing, really. My day would not be complete if I didn't cry myself to sleep because he won't hump me.

Sportsgirl · 05-21-08, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by swede96

Oh, I wasn't trying to knock you...I'm just upset because I'm an attention whore and you should all be talking about ME all the time!!

Realistically, I think it's more important that we talk about me

swede96 · 05-21-08, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

Realistically, I think it's more important that we talk about me

Noooo, MEEEEE!!! Pay attention to meee!!!! I need the attention of men that don't know me to feel complete!!!

SSLP · 05-21-08, 12:43 PM

swede no love for me?

swede96 · 05-21-08, 12:44 PM

SSLP, I have already told you that you are a very sexy man. I heart your tattoos and you have sexy lips....now lets talk about MEEEEEE!!!!

Sportsgirl · 05-21-08, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by swede96

Noooo, MEEEEE!!! Pay attention to meee!!!! I need the attention of men that don't know me to feel complete!!!

But I'm blond - we require more attention. Besides, I'm being hugged by another woman while you're just kissing a coconut. Think about it.

BadNina · 05-21-08, 12:46 PM

But I have a good heart. Loubert said so. It beats and everything.

swede96 · 05-21-08, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

But I'm blond - we require more attention. Besides, I'm being hugged by another woman while you're just kissing a coconut. Think about it.

Ohhhhhh....you are so lucky I don't have the picture of me drunkenly grabbing my sister's tig ol' bitties. I would win for sure. Instead, I'll put up my disgusting flabby stomach. SPORK ALERT!!! My new avatar is not for the faint of tummy.

swede96 · 05-21-08, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

But I have a good heart. Loubert said so. It beats and everything.

Hasn't Louie been a peach lately?

RageWizard · 05-21-08, 01:00 PM

Ladies, Ladies, relax. There are enough dudes here tripping over themselves to praise your looks for everyone.
You all look great. Sportsgirl with her "friend", Swede with the "muffin top", and Nina with the red hair. Wait you know I think I like it better when you all fight so never mind this post and continue on.

swede96 · 05-21-08, 01:02 PM

Don't patronize me, Rage. I am a fat cow.

BadNina · 05-21-08, 01:03 PM

And you were blowing a coconut head

swede96 · 05-21-08, 01:04 PM

It was the only man I could get to come near my disgusting, flabby mid section.

RageWizard · 05-21-08, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by swede96

Don't patronize me, Rage. I am a fat cow.

I may need to refer to Willie Bee on this one but isn't that a Holstein?

swede96 · 05-21-08, 01:05 PM

I don't know. I'm also an idiot.

BadNina · 05-21-08, 01:07 PM

Where is a genuis at when you need one?

Bet Shooter · 05-21-08, 01:08 PM

Damn Swede, You are hot. I don't care what these clowns say. Thanks for the new Avatar.

swede96 · 05-21-08, 01:08 PM

Nina, have I ever told you that you look a lot like my Aunt Pat in that pic? Cuz you do. She's very purty, like you.

swede96 · 05-21-08, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by Bet Shooter

Damn Swede, You are hot. I don't care what these clowns say. Thanks for the new Avatar.

Welcome!! Thank you for not puking at the sight of all my fat!

BadNina · 05-21-08, 01:09 PM

Awww, thank you my sweet Swede.

Sportsgirl · 05-21-08, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by swede96

Welcome!! Thank you for not puking at the sight of all my fat!

Attention whore

swede96 · 05-21-08, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

Attention whore

That's me.

HAPPY BOY · 05-21-08, 01:10 PM

u ladies are dynamite SG with another girl Bad Nina love the upside down pie, and my beautiful Swede, hey Swede can u put up an avatar pic were I can see the whole bod. Im no perv or anything but like to see one of my angel standing.

RageWizard · 05-21-08, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by HAPPY BOY

u ladies are dynamite SG with another girl Bad Nina love the upside down pie, and my beautiful Swede, hey Swede can u put up an avatar pic were I can see the whole bod. Im no perv or anything but like to see one of my angel standing.

This is exactly what a perv would say.

swede96 · 05-21-08, 01:17 PM

This is the only standing pic I have here. Guess who I was for Halloween 06!

Bet Shooter · 05-21-08, 01:18 PM

Damn, what did the BF think of that outfit? I hope you drew down on him!

HAPPY BOY · 05-21-08, 01:19 PM

heres one of me standing up. Im not shy!

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swede96 · 05-21-08, 01:20 PM

I was actually dating someone else at the time. The dude was a puss. Virgin boy didn't let me have ANY fun with my holsters! But I've promised my current BF that I would kick his ass in that getup when he least expects it.

HAPPY BOY · 05-21-08, 01:24 PM

nice Laura croft! Yumo!

Willie Bee · 05-21-08, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by RageWizard

I may need to refer to Willie Bee on this one but isn't that a Holstein?

Ah, a subject I can speak with intelligence.

Holstein's are your typical 'Elsie' cows like in the Borden's ads. Originally came over to the US from Western Europe like Holland, Belgium and France. Great milk cows, as you'd imagine, but I've always been more into the Herefords, Charolais and good old Angus whose bloodlines aren't far removed from Scotland.

See, that's just not Swede in my mind. For one thing, can you imagine the fight she'd put up to tag her ear? Maybe if it wasn't such a gaudy earring, perhaps something with a more elegant simplicity to it, like a silver & diamond stud, she wouldn't mind.

Not sure what animal would best fit Swede, will have to think about it. As a child she was always in motion, very nimble and quick, had a bit of a wild streak in her, so perhaps some type of cat.

Bet Shooter · 05-21-08, 01:26 PM

Sign me up....no puss here. You can holster me anytime...Man I gotta go....I'll be right back!

.....................I'm out of the contest!

swede96 · 05-21-08, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Ah, a subject I can speak with intelligence.

Holstein's are your typical 'Elsie' cows like in the Borden's ads. Originally came over to the US from Western Europe like Holland, Belgium and France. Great milk cows, as you'd imagine, but I've always been more into the Herefords, Charolais and good old Angus whose bloodlines aren't far removed from Scotland.

See, that's just not Swede in my mind. For one thing, can you imagine the fight she'd put up to tag her ear? Maybe if it wasn't such a gaudy earring, perhaps something with a more elegant simplicity to it, like a silver & diamond stud, she wouldn't mind.

Not sure what animal would best fit Swede, will have to think about it. As a child she was always in motion, very nimble and quick, had a bit of a wild streak in her, so perhaps some type of cat.

I like to think of myself as a biting spider monkey. Plus, if I'm a monkey, I can be Robyn's pet.

moneyline · 05-21-08, 04:26 PM

Swede, I love it. I point out you are an attention whore and you spend the next 30 posts proving my point. You post, trying to get other posters to sympathize with you and compliment you. You're worse off that I even imagined.

And you obviously agree with my assessment of your less-than-solid stomach. Let's put it this way. A belly button ring looks great on some people. You're not one of them. Please don't get one.

I will give you this. Your still shots look ALOT better than ones where you are moving. In the stills, your eyes almost stop crossing. Almost. Unfortunately, you move in real life. Hence, your distracting face (and not for the righrt reasons)

MoneyLine has spoken.