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  • swede96
    SBR MVP
    • 12-05-07
    • 3875

    #106
    Originally posted by SSLP
    Your still #1 in my book any day
    You just dont knwo how much I like you !
    Oh, I know how much you lust me.
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    • raiders72002
      SBR MVP
      • 03-06-07
      • 3368

      #107
      Oh, I wasn't trying to knock you...I'm just upset because I'm an attention whore and you should all be talking about ME all the time!!
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      • swede96
        SBR MVP
        • 12-05-07
        • 3875

        #108
        Oh, and for the record, I may not have ripped abs, but to say I have a "pooch" is laughable. JUST sayin'!

        Raiders, give it up. Moneyline lives to tug my pigtails. It's kind of endearing, really. My day would not be complete if I didn't cry myself to sleep because he won't hump me.
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        • Sportsgirl
          SBR MVP
          • 09-10-06
          • 4493

          #109
          Originally posted by swede96
          Oh, I wasn't trying to knock you...I'm just upset because I'm an attention whore and you should all be talking about ME all the time!!
          Realistically, I think it's more important that we talk about me
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          • swede96
            SBR MVP
            • 12-05-07
            • 3875

            #110
            Originally posted by Sportsgirl
            Realistically, I think it's more important that we talk about me
            Noooo, MEEEEE!!! Pay attention to meee!!!! I need the attention of men that don't know me to feel complete!!!
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            • SSLP
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-29-08
              • 5232

              #111
              swede no love for me?
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              • swede96
                SBR MVP
                • 12-05-07
                • 3875

                #112
                SSLP, I have already told you that you are a very sexy man. I heart your tattoos and you have sexy lips....now lets talk about MEEEEEE!!!!
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                • Sportsgirl
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-10-06
                  • 4493

                  #113
                  Originally posted by swede96
                  Noooo, MEEEEE!!! Pay attention to meee!!!! I need the attention of men that don't know me to feel complete!!!

                  But I'm blond - we require more attention. Besides, I'm being hugged by another woman while you're just kissing a coconut. Think about it.
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                  • BadNina
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-27-07
                    • 10491

                    #114
                    But I have a good heart. Loubert said so. It beats and everything.
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                    • swede96
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-05-07
                      • 3875

                      #115
                      Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                      But I'm blond - we require more attention. Besides, I'm being hugged by another woman while you're just kissing a coconut. Think about it.
                      Ohhhhhh....you are so lucky I don't have the picture of me drunkenly grabbing my sister's tig ol' bitties. I would win for sure. Instead, I'll put up my disgusting flabby stomach. SPORK ALERT!!! My new avatar is not for the faint of tummy.
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                      • swede96
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-05-07
                        • 3875

                        #116
                        Originally posted by BadNina
                        But I have a good heart. Loubert said so. It beats and everything.
                        Hasn't Louie been a peach lately?
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                        • RageWizard
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-01-06
                          • 3008

                          #117
                          Ladies, Ladies, relax. There are enough dudes here tripping over themselves to praise your looks for everyone.
                          You all look great. Sportsgirl with her "friend", Swede with the "muffin top", and Nina with the red hair. Wait you know I think I like it better when you all fight so never mind this post and continue on.
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                          • swede96
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-05-07
                            • 3875

                            #118
                            Don't patronize me, Rage. I am a fat cow.
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                            • BadNina
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-27-07
                              • 10491

                              #119
                              And you were blowing a coconut head
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                              • swede96
                                SBR MVP
                                • 12-05-07
                                • 3875

                                #120
                                It was the only man I could get to come near my disgusting, flabby mid section.
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                                • RageWizard
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-01-06
                                  • 3008

                                  #121
                                  Originally posted by swede96
                                  Don't patronize me, Rage. I am a fat cow.

                                  I may need to refer to Willie Bee on this one but isn't that a Holstein?
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                                  • swede96
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-05-07
                                    • 3875

                                    #122
                                    I don't know. I'm also an idiot.
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                                    • BadNina
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-27-07
                                      • 10491

                                      #123
                                      Where is a genuis at when you need one?
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                                      • Bet Shooter
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-02-08
                                        • 1118

                                        #124
                                        Damn Swede, You are hot. I don't care what these clowns say. Thanks for the new Avatar.
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                                        • swede96
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-05-07
                                          • 3875

                                          #125
                                          Nina, have I ever told you that you look a lot like my Aunt Pat in that pic? Cuz you do. She's very purty, like you.
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                                          • swede96
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-05-07
                                            • 3875

                                            #126
                                            Originally posted by Bet Shooter
                                            Damn Swede, You are hot. I don't care what these clowns say. Thanks for the new Avatar.
                                            Welcome!! Thank you for not puking at the sight of all my fat!
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                                            • BadNina
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-27-07
                                              • 10491

                                              #127
                                              Awww, thank you my sweet Swede.
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                                              • Sportsgirl
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-10-06
                                                • 4493

                                                #128
                                                Originally posted by swede96
                                                Welcome!! Thank you for not puking at the sight of all my fat!
                                                Attention whore
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                                                • swede96
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-05-07
                                                  • 3875

                                                  #129
                                                  Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                                  Attention whore
                                                  That's me.
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                                                  • HAPPY BOY
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-10-05
                                                    • 7109

                                                    #130
                                                    u ladies are dynamite SG with another girl Bad Nina love the upside down pie, and my beautiful Swede, hey Swede can u put up an avatar pic were I can see the whole bod. Im no perv or anything but like to see one of my angel standing.
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                                                    • RageWizard
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-01-06
                                                      • 3008

                                                      #131
                                                      Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                                                      u ladies are dynamite SG with another girl Bad Nina love the upside down pie, and my beautiful Swede, hey Swede can u put up an avatar pic were I can see the whole bod. Im no perv or anything but like to see one of my angel standing.

                                                      This is exactly what a perv would say.
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                                                      • swede96
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 12-05-07
                                                        • 3875

                                                        #132
                                                        This is the only standing pic I have here. Guess who I was for Halloween 06!

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                                                        • Bet Shooter
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 05-02-08
                                                          • 1118

                                                          #133
                                                          Damn, what did the BF think of that outfit? I hope you drew down on him!
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                                                          • HAPPY BOY
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-10-05
                                                            • 7109

                                                            #134
                                                            heres one of me standing up. Im not shy!
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                                                            • swede96
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 12-05-07
                                                              • 3875

                                                              #135
                                                              I was actually dating someone else at the time. The dude was a puss. Virgin boy didn't let me have ANY fun with my holsters! But I've promised my current BF that I would kick his ass in that getup when he least expects it.
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                                                              • HAPPY BOY
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-10-05
                                                                • 7109

                                                                #136
                                                                nice Laura croft! Yumo!
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                                                                • Willie Bee
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 02-14-06
                                                                  • 15726

                                                                  #137
                                                                  Originally posted by RageWizard
                                                                  I may need to refer to Willie Bee on this one but isn't that a Holstein?
                                                                  Ah, a subject I can speak with intelligence.

                                                                  Holstein's are your typical 'Elsie' cows like in the Borden's ads. Originally came over to the US from Western Europe like Holland, Belgium and France. Great milk cows, as you'd imagine, but I've always been more into the Herefords, Charolais and good old Angus whose bloodlines aren't far removed from Scotland.

                                                                  See, that's just not Swede in my mind. For one thing, can you imagine the fight she'd put up to tag her ear? Maybe if it wasn't such a gaudy earring, perhaps something with a more elegant simplicity to it, like a silver & diamond stud, she wouldn't mind.

                                                                  Not sure what animal would best fit Swede, will have to think about it. As a child she was always in motion, very nimble and quick, had a bit of a wild streak in her, so perhaps some type of cat.
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                                                                  • Bet Shooter
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 05-02-08
                                                                    • 1118

                                                                    #138
                                                                    Sign me up....no puss here. You can holster me anytime...Man I gotta go....I'll be right back!



                                                                    .....................I'm out of the contest!
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                                                                    • swede96
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-05-07
                                                                      • 3875

                                                                      #139
                                                                      Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                                                      Ah, a subject I can speak with intelligence.

                                                                      Holstein's are your typical 'Elsie' cows like in the Borden's ads. Originally came over to the US from Western Europe like Holland, Belgium and France. Great milk cows, as you'd imagine, but I've always been more into the Herefords, Charolais and good old Angus whose bloodlines aren't far removed from Scotland.

                                                                      See, that's just not Swede in my mind. For one thing, can you imagine the fight she'd put up to tag her ear? Maybe if it wasn't such a gaudy earring, perhaps something with a more elegant simplicity to it, like a silver & diamond stud, she wouldn't mind.

                                                                      Not sure what animal would best fit Swede, will have to think about it. As a child she was always in motion, very nimble and quick, had a bit of a wild streak in her, so perhaps some type of cat.
                                                                      I like to think of myself as a biting spider monkey. Plus, if I'm a monkey, I can be Robyn's pet.
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                                                                      • moneyline
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 01-18-08
                                                                        • 1748

                                                                        #140
                                                                        Swede, I love it. I point out you are an attention whore and you spend the next 30 posts proving my point. You post, trying to get other posters to sympathize with you and compliment you. You're worse off that I even imagined.

                                                                        And you obviously agree with my assessment of your less-than-solid stomach. Let's put it this way. A belly button ring looks great on some people. You're not one of them. Please don't get one.

                                                                        I will give you this. Your still shots look ALOT better than ones where you are moving. In the stills, your eyes almost stop crossing. Almost. Unfortunately, you move in real life. Hence, your distracting face (and not for the righrt reasons)

                                                                        MoneyLine has spoken.
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