1st night in jail

[purecarnagge]

Was it a experience I do not want to repeat again.

Public Intox, because my fiance's friend who got married is a douchebag. They called the cops on me instead of calling me a cab home. Now they wonder why my girl won't call them back, they left about 20 phone messages and tried to stop over 3x already.

Then they wonder why I told them to leave they aren't welcome here anymore. They were about to come in when I told them I would shoot them dead for breaking and entering. he gun was not in view it was on the top of the fridge out of view

Yes, I'm a little bit jaded about it.

I was drunk pissed the fiance off, she came out said we needed to go, I said let me take a piss and we'll leave. I take a piss and go to leave can't find her she in another room of the house chilling and there is like 5 people blocking me. I was drunk as hell said just call me a cab. They wouldn't do that, they wanted me to ride home with the guy who stopped drinking after 8 shots of tequilla... Yes, I've done 2x as much as he has and I'm going to ride home with the lightweight...

Funny part is the fiance was waiting for me even before I got released.

Good parts of this situation
1. no hangover 16 shots of tequilla no hangover.
2. Lots of apology sex
3. I don't have to listen to her annoying friend anymore
4. I got to watch a cop get pissed on by a drunk.

by the way, just for the record this was my 1st arrest and I sure hope its my last. I like my bed, its comfy. Cells are not comfy.

[swede96]

Wait...so what were you arrested for?

[AgainstAllOdds]

Public Intox

[swede96]

Ahhhh....I see now.

Note to self: Get more sleep.

Thank you, AAO...but I'm still a little confused...they called the cops to the house? Weren't other people drunk there? I have no idea how Public Intox charges work.

[pico]

it is a missdomeaner, i doubt it'll go on record at all if you get a lawyer.

just be glad you didn't try to hit the cops when you're drunk off your ass.

[SBR Lou]

Public Intox

Wasn't he a guest at his fiances friends house..?

[swede96]

it is a missdomeaner, i doubt it'll go on record at all if you get a lawyer.

just be glad you didn't try to hit the cops when you're drunk off your ass.

Ohhhh.....that's why my mom had to go bail my sister out one Thanksgiving morning....she also called him a "short, little fvck." BAD girl!!

[swede96]

Wasn't he a guest at his fiances friends house..?

That's why I'm confused. Unless they told him to walk home then called the cops and told them. That would be fvcked.

[MrX]

Wasn't he a guest at his fiances friends house..?

You're not a guest after they tell you to leave.

Did you guys read the story?

[topgame85]

I don't know how they do it where you are but here you get put in overnight holding cell on weekends it sucks because you have 20-30 other people who are all drunk and throwing up and druggies going through withdrawal it blows

[purecarnagge]

I was at my fiance (girlfriend of 5 years) best friends wedding reception. I had about 15 shots of tequilla. Fiance wanted to leave, I took a piss came back, she got upset because I was embarassing her... Yeah drunk people do that... Anyways, getting back to the story. They wouldn't let me talk to her, she was in another room down the hall and was "upset" they wanted me to go home with Jon, now Jon is my boy but he's drunk as hell too.. So I was like No call me a cab, they said the cabs aren't answering... I live in Iowa City, home of the U of Iowa so they aren't busy the bars weren't out yet. Then I ask for a phone book to call the cabs myself, they didn't do that. 10 minutes later, They then tell me they called a cab and left me outside on the front porch waiting for it they shut the door when the cops rolled up. I was outside because the fiance's best friend was threatening me with tresspassing charges, although I was an invited guest. Next thing I know the Office is like dude, you got dimed out, but we still have to take you in. Next time stay in the house, because then they have to allow inside to search etc...that means Minors drinking/yada yada yada it can all go down hill. They also, didn't tell my fiance they called the police. My fiance didn't know I was arrested/gone until I was already halfway down to the station.

My fiance was the made of honor at the wedding. As it stands now, my fiance isn't even going to carpool with this chick or talk to her outside of work anymore. I got hit with a 182.00 fine because some bitch didn't want to call a drunk person a cab.

btw

no hang over
drunk guy pissed on a cop (that was funny)
only 5 people were in my holding area.
I slept until court next morning.


Now my real question...

Is it okay to ask my Fiance to not be friends with this chick any longer?

[topgame85]

5 people dam man thats not too bad bro 20-30 minimum in each of the 3 holding cells our jail has and in the seperate female holding cells there are even at least 10-15 in each of the 2

[purecarnagge]

there some was chick suffering withdrawal that was screaming so loud over and over again. I just straight out said. Dude don't put me in there...

[pico]

nice story

getting drunk at weddings always create interesting stories.

[topgame85]

yah thats the worst part man especially the dudes high on meth who have been up for days straight they just stretch out on the floor pissing there pants twitching around until they finally pass out and then when they try to wake them up they can't I swore one guy was dead

[TexansFan]

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[AgainstAllOdds]

yah thats the worst part man especially the dudes high on meth who have been up for days straight they just stretch out on the floor pissing there pants twitching around until they finally pass out and then when they try to wake them up they can't I swore one guy was dead

I was sent to the slammer once...walked in the cell with about 10 other guys...I said " anyone touches me, I will wait until you get out and stab you to death"...no one touched me and I was out in the morning.

True story

[topgame85]

Haha I believe it a lot of people do that jail is different then prison though not much of a chance of anything happening to you in jail I did a bit of time and had to be celled up after I got out of the holding cell with a kid who shot someone when my charge was far far less serious, 2 of 20 on my block were in for murder rest were robbery and drug charges, all in all a learning experience that all though not proud of I am glad I had the chance to see what it was like it gives you a different outlook on life everything that you do everyday becomes so much more enjoyable after being locked up

[purecarnagge]

Jail wasn't that bad actually. It was the fact her friends sold me out like that. I don't want her to have anything to do with them. I don't care if she was maid of honor and they were best friends. Thats bullshit. You don't let the drunk call for a cab or call a cab for him? So you call the cops? WTF

I don't want her to have anything to do with them. Is there anything wrong with that? I mean normally I would never tell my fiance who to be friends with, but shouldn't this be an exception?

[PastorSinAlot]

man them some punk biches. Calling the police in the hood is a big no no, unless

Rape
Some one hit a old lady
Some one steal the KFC

[swede96]

Carnagge, that sucks, man. What assholes.

I wouldn't talk to anyone that did that to my BF. If your girl has to make nice because of work, then fine. But it's more than reasonable for you to say they're not allowed in your home and you don't ever want to see them again. She's got to respect that.

[goldengoat]

i think what is being left out is details on how outrageous your drunken behavior was that night

[purecarnagge]

I never hit anyone I never threatened to hit anyone. I was just talking and being your typical rambling drunk. They thought I was going to hit people so they called the cops. The person who I was supposively going to hit already came over and said I don't know wtf happened, but you didn't threaten me and you didn't do shit.

The funny part is the only person who got hit was Juan by the Groom, and then the groom threw his drink on him, then 3 minutes later said sorry and got him a new shirt to wear for the night.

[flyingillini]

Jail wasn't that bad actually. It was the fact her friends sold me out like that. I don't want her to have anything to do with them. I don't care if she was maid of honor and they were best friends. Thats bullshit. You don't let the drunk call for a cab or call a cab for him? So you call the cops? WTF

I don't want her to have anything to do with them. Is there anything wrong with that? I mean normally I would never tell my fiance who to be friends with, but shouldn't this be an exception?

That is a problem if you said it wasn't that bad.

[Shark79]

What a bunch of A Holes ... I would go back shoot everyone and then yell " Call the cops now Mothafvkas !! " ... but thats just me

and yes I was kidding