Lessons from the Coach that people still don't get

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1] Forget online casinos. You are a phucking moron if you play those.

2] Don't chase. This includes *any* kind of dumbass martingale.

3] Poker is for chumps

4] Take a break when you know you need it

5] Don't get regular blowjobs from hookers. Gloryholes will save you $$.