On a date with a broad tonight

[ZetaPsi808]

i am taking her to the local pizzeria. i am a cheap fuk and will bring water bottles as beverages for both of us.

of course i am sharp so i will tell her that water is healthier than any beer or wine the pizzeria might serve us.

i will try to get her in the back seat of my corolla later tonight for some action . i will tell her my nickname is jjgold and that i want her to call me that if we hook up

deuce/rod text me on skype i need some witty lines to get her fukkin pants off.

guys posting on sbr is fun but also healthy to get out of house once in a while and bang broads.

[Wiggums5]

pics or who gives a fukk

[onetrickpony]

pics or who gives a fukk

[Smoke]

What is the mannequins name?

[VegasInsider]

bottled water and back seat of a corrolla sounds like a winning combo. if you can get laid doing that, you can get laid with anything

[onetrickpony]

What is the mannequins name?

sarah

[Dirty Sanchez]

She must be real classy

[warriorfan707]

Are you seriously going on a date and bringing water with you?

[King Mayan]

[doublej95]

get some tail kid.

[ZetaPsi808]

fuk me she ordered penne primavera for like $16. good thing I am smart and stopped at the deli before date to eat. I ordered chicken parm sandwhich for $6

[ApricotSinner32]

[Br0nxer]

fuk me she ordered penne primavera for like $16. good thing I am smart and stopped at the deli before date to eat. I ordered chicken parm sandwhich for $6

[ApricotSinner32]

This fuk zeta is going to have a heart attack once the fbi seizes his funds in offshore books.

[shaggy3000]

god some of you guys need some help. god i dont even know where to start. i tried but i could figure out where to start

[ipod]

• Be yourself. Don't try to be the kind of guy that you somehow think she's looking for. If you've got a fixation on Coltrane or Conway Twitty, cats or camels, cowgirls or car accessories, just put it out there. The kind of women you want are looking for a guy who's interesting and has some eccentricities, not the average Joe with average vanilla tastes and interests. Just keep some things close to the vest...like if you've got a huge gun collection, you should probably keep that to yourself for awhile.

• Play hard to get. Women like a guy who's self-possessed and confident (but not arrogant or self-absorbed— there's a difference, and you should get to know it). Don't act aloof, but don't act like you're desperate to land her in the sack, either.

• Make her feel appreciated. Give her a friendly hug at the beginning of the date (not a masher-and-grabber, just a friendly embrace) to break down physical barriers. Tell her how great she looks. Help her out of her coat, pull the chair out for her, open doors for her. It might seem old-fashioned but that kind of stuff still goes a long way.

• Be prepared. If you think there's a chance you can wind up back at your place, make sure you've got fresh sheets with no bits or debris in 'em, and make sure your smelly socks or dirty underwear are picked up and out of sight (at least). If it's the her place/your place dilemma, follow your gut. You'll know.

• Make her feel comfortable around you. Be casual. Be appreciative. Be the kind of guy that women want to be around.

i dont think you would be any good at any of these

[ZetaPsi808]

JJ call me on skype before 10:20 pm eastern. you can talk to the broad too. nice Dominican chick. cheers mate

[jjgold]

ok.

[RealSlimShady]

Good luck, Zeta. BTW, do you still have that same haircut?

[Wiggums5]

video needed of call for proof

[StraitShooter]

closest youll get to sniffin a snatch is the garbage can full of used tampons in the women's rest room

[Bcatswin]

Pic?

[Ace_of_Spades]

Another bullshit story.

[shaggy3000]

ipod where did you copy and paste that?

[jjgold]

I should call the fuk and see if he is lying

[Rod1010]

call me on skype zeta

[Cuse0323]

keep your dumbass stories in chat.

[jjgold]

I got some video taped call of this

Will put up tomorrow

[nosniboR11]

I got some video taped call of this Will put up tomorrow

who gives a FUK

[opie1988]

who gives a FUK

Again....great call Noser.

[Dirty Sanchez]

This has to be an act...no adult could be such a tool....unless she's a resident of the state on weekend furlough

[wtf]

your parents know you are having premarital sex?

anyway hope your date goes well, i heard he is very cute

[tkim8404]

Good luck with all of that.

[jjgold]

I got proof he was with a female

She sounded hot

[ApricotSinner32]

Zeta is a fuking stud.