imgv's RATE HER LOOKS thread. Todays female is Heidi Montag

[flyingillini]

I keep seeing this chick on TV..

7.5

[Kellen]

Hopefully we find about 8-9 chicks that look like this saturday night at the bash. I think we would all be happy with that.

[The HG]

They call Heidi's foe on the show, Lauren Conrad (an 8, by the way) "beef curtains". YEAH! BEEF CURTAINS! TWO HUGE TENDER FILLETS OF BEEF HANGING DOWN!

I wonder if Sportsgirl has BEEF CURTAINS. I bet she does! Can someone find this out for me?

[Deuce]

They call Heidi's foe on the show, Lauren Conrad (an 8, by the way) "beef curtains". YEAH! BEEF CURTAINS! TWO HUGE TENDER FILLETS OF BEEF HANGING DOWN!

I wonder if Sportsgirl has BEEF CURTAINS. I bet she does! Can someone find this out for me?

PM said pics or video. I love Conrad and would like to see her naked.

[The HG]

PM said pics or video. I love Conrad and would like to see her naked.

Dude there's no naked pics of LC, just rumors of this and that.

All the dudes on the show who banged her supposedly call her "beef curtains". There are no pics of it though.

But maybe we can get some of Sportsgirl! I BET YOU SPORTSGIRL HAS BEEF CURTAINS! SOMEONE FIND OUT!

[Sportsgirl]

I wonder if Sportsgirl has BEEF CURTAINS. I bet she does! Can someone find this out for me?

What was the point to this? Seriously? Were you trying to appear cool on the sports forum for your friends? Thought you were perhaps funny somehow? Thought it would be neat to take a cheap pot shot at one of the few girls that dares to post in your little men's locker room?
Well, thanks. I sure appreciate the little stab in the back.

[Deuce]

They call Heidi's foe on the show, Lauren Conrad (an 8, by the way) "beef curtains". YEAH! BEEF CURTAINS! TWO HUGE TENDER FILLETS OF BEEF HANGING DOWN!

I wonder if Sportsgirl has BEEF CURTAINS. I bet she does! Can someone find this out for me?

So JJ has a 2 inch prick. As long as the plumbing works I guess who gives a fukk. Unreal.

[pokernut9999]

They call Heidi's foe on the show, Lauren Conrad (an 8, by the way) "beef curtains". YEAH! BEEF CURTAINS! TWO HUGE TENDER FILLETS OF BEEF HANGING DOWN!

I wonder if Sportsgirl has BEEF CURTAINS. I bet she does! Can someone find this out for me?

HG you are an asshole, why don't you grow up.

[ChuteBoxe]

I love the hills/laguna beach, been watching it for years. I'm an expert on the show, can quote every big quote there's ever been, and can do impressions of most of the people on there.

Heidi is a 3.5, and that's max. Could easily fall into the 2s.

She's by far the only non-incredibly hot chick on that show, except for the ones from Season 3.

The skinniness, the nose job, the implants, those are 3 huge turn offs, all in one person.

Especially in light of how every other chick on that show is off the charts hot, she is gross, a complete shambles.

But that's just as far as hotness is concerned, as a public figure I love her of course, she gets a 10.

Who's your flavor? LC, Audrina, or Lo?

[purecarnagge]

What was the point to this? Seriously? Were you trying to appear cool on the sports forum for your friends? Thought you were perhaps funny somehow? Thought it would be neat to take a cheap pot shot at one of the few girls that dares to post in your little men's locker room?
Well, thanks. I sure appreciate the little stab in the back.

Its not really a stab in the back if he posts it on a thread your already posting on and is straight up about it...

Women consider everything a backstab. They take everything so personal.

[The HG]

Who's your flavor? LC, Audrina, or Lo?

Well, me personally, I feel a special connection to Lo.

Now I can understand how someone might think she is funny-looking. Her eyes are bewitchingly close together, and she has a very unusual and mysterious way about her, where you can't quite tell if it's an act or not, where you can't quite tell if you find it distasteful or divine, like a fine cheese or caviar or wine. Her personality is light as a feather, the apotheosis of pampered. She is more unspoiled by angst than anyone I've ever seen, which incidentally, is why the show is so great in the first place, the whole lot of them are like that as a group.

But basically they are all divinely hot, except for Heidi, who is like the Devil of hotness, she used to be one of them, but fell, and now is completely unattractive and alone in her plastic desperation.

[pokernut9999]

Its not really a stab in the back if he posts it on a thread your already posting on and is straight up about it...

Women consider everything a backstab. They take everything so personal.

It was a very distasteful comment and had nothing to do with anything she said.

[SPECULATOR 13]

SHE'S A 9,
very nice in a HOT suburban girl next door kind of way

[willyback]

Bitch needs a melanin booster shot. There's no reason for a person to be that pale. Her ass doesn't exist. She looks like Peter Weller.

Uggggh... Maybe she's 5.2 with a sun tan and butt pads??? Maybe?

[purecarnagge]

I'm not exactly sure what it is that I've ever done to you that makes you not like me, but if you point it out, I'd be glad to discuss it.
Generally, I don't take things very personally - I wouldn't last very long around here if I did. But, I really don't think you can get too much more personal than making lewd comments about someone's crotch.

Sportsgirl please get off your high horse. You didn't get backstabbed. Its ok to post here. I don't hate you. The only thing I don't like is by your post you feel like you should be entitled to respect because your a female posting here. Evidence by this comment.

What was the point to this? Seriously? Were you trying to appear cool on the sports forum for your friends? Thought you were perhaps funny somehow? Thought it would be neat to take a cheap pot shot at one of the few girls that dares to post in your little men's locker room?
Well, thanks. I sure appreciate the little stab in the back.

Just because someone posted something in the internet doesn't make them a backstabber. Especially when your posting on the thread. It is a public forum.


PS

This chick is still doable.

[swede96]

I am unable to give an unbiased rating because that show is one of my guilty pleasures and the girl is dumb as bricks and a whiney little bitch to boot. Plus, she's a total attention whore and I don't like fake boobies. Oh, and SG...she paid good money for that nose too...and her lips.

I'll give her a 8 on looks alone, because she is pretty damn gorgeous....but I fvckin hate her.

IMGV....put up Audrina and Lauren.

[RageWizard]

I'll give this chick an 8-1/3. I didn't even notice her face until sportsgirl pointed it out, and I would still say as long as the eyes nose and mouth are in the correct place, thats enough.

When other females are saying how they hate another female, all males need to sit up and take notice because something hot will be there. Swedes points out that she is a little whinny bitch, which is O.K. with me cause I already know that she and I will never be within ear shot of each other.

[The Seer]

Is this the chick that her boyfriend shot a crappy music video of with a camcorder on the beach? It sucked and she couldn't sing but I'd definitely do her. 8, wait, no, after seeing those nipples in the last pic, I'll change it to 9. She's not too skinny by the way. You guys must like lard asses.

[swede96]

She did get a really GOOD boob job.

[Doug]

She wouldn't stand out on a major college campus in a warm place like Calif,Fla,LV,etc.

8

[RageWizard]

Is this the chick that her boyfriend shot a crappy music video of with a camcorder on the beach? It sucked and she couldn't sing but I'd definitely do her. 8, wait, no, after seeing those nipples in the last pic, I'll change it to 9. She's not too skinny by the way. You guys must like lard asses.

You have a very good point there THE SEER, it is not like you can see any ribs or anything. WTF these guys like fat and flab.

[bettilimbroke999]

9.12467, worth about 2k a night to elliot spitzer

[Arnold]

8.9