Anyone ever meet a woman online,meet at a restaurant,then do a exitStage left on her?

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Anyone ever meet a woman online,meet at a restaurant,then do a exitStage left on her?
    I know a few guys that meet women online all the time and they never really give out their phone number or address until they meet them face to face.They usually agree to meet them at a restaurant and the women like that too since there is an element of safety being in a busy public place.The guys I know will be more than happy to stick around for hours,give their numbers and addresses,make future get together plans etc.if they like the gal.If they don't like them,they make a trip to the can before the food is even delivered to the table and they do an exit stage left to the parking lot to drive the hell out of Dodge.

    So has anyone here ever pulled that pretty nasty stunt?

    Has it ever happened to anyone here where they got ditched by a woman in that fashion?

    An add on,,one guy took off down the freeway going 90 and the woman was right behind him.That sounds like something right out of The 40 year old virgin or Deuce Biggelow.hehe!

    Everytime I hear of this taking place I always think of the Snagllepuss cartoon as a kid where he used to always say,heavens to murgatroid even,,exit,stage left.
  • topgame85
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-30-08
    • 12325

    #2
    No as a matter of fact i never go after a woman unless I know someone thats slept with her, I like to know what I am getting into
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    • Francis Sollozzo
      SBR MVP
      • 11-15-07
      • 2381

      #3
      always good to meet in public 1st , you can weed out the trannys that way
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        I will fuk anything, who gives a fuk if the lady is 220
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        • BrentCrude
          SBR MVP
          • 11-16-05
          • 4665

          #5
          Originally posted by jjgold
          I will fuk anything, who gives a fuk if the lady is 220
          JJ,You would do the Planters Peanut commercial woman.Na JJ,I give you more credit in taste than getting it on with a woman who has moles on her face with hair growing out of them.Just busting your balls JJ


          Now that's the kind of woman I could see a guy ditching on a date,the Planters Peanut commercial woman.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Crude I do not get many chances so any lady wants to fuk I am in.
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            • Nicky Santoro
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-08-08
              • 16103

              #7
              i would do the Planters Peanut commercial woman
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              • dodif
                SBR MVP
                • 12-24-06
                • 2037

                #8
                i was ****ing this chick at my house who I had just met a few hours ago at a bar. I took oddball streets to my house so she woudnt remember how to get to my house. I brought her home and when we were done i wanted to get rid of her. Didnt want to spend the night with her and all that bullshit. I wanted to wake up alone and do what i do. I remembered she said she needed a charger for her cell phone from earlier conversation. I said "hey lets go out and get that charger, so ur phone doesnt die". So we went to walmart and I ditched her in electronics and went the **** home.
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                • InTheHole
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-28-08
                  • 15243

                  #9
                  To each their own...Dodif...bad karma!
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                  • Stumpage
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-21-05
                    • 2906

                    #10
                    Yes.....Please allow me to indulge.....Many moons ago I renewed my driver's license, but when it was mailed to me, it was sent to the wrong address for reasons unknown. The lady whose residence it arrived at called me to let me know that it was there, and she would mail it to me. Well, seeing as she had one of the most incredibly sultry voices I had ever heard, I made the rash and completely sudden decision to drive to her place on the other end of the city and pick it up, a decison she found amicable.

                    Anyway, I must admit that I as journeyed along, my mind raced with various stories one would find in Penthouse, Hustler, etc. I was sure that I would go to this young woman's apparment and come face to face with the newest and nastiest upcoming pornographic actress, and I would surely spend my afternoon engaging in every type of sexual position imaginable.....

                    .....Those ideas succumbed as soon as she opened the door to her apartment. Words can not express how horror-striken I was. The closest comparison I can think of to describe her would revolve around the movie "Total Recall". For anyone who remembers, there was a scene in the movie when Arnold Swarzeneger-whatever used the disguise of some repulsive and 'Big-boned" woman as he tried to evade capture in an airport. Anyway, the creature on the other side of this apartment door was about 1/12th as attractive as that beast.

                    Regardless, she seemed very excited by my arrival and invited me in, and shell-shocked I wandered into her abode, which was absolutely teeming with cats and the overpowering stench of incense. I remember thinking that perhaps she meant to ritually sacrifice me and feed me to her feline friends, but I didn't stick around long enough to find out if that was to be my fate. She asked if I wanted a tea or coffee, to which I probably too quickly barked out an affirmative. Off she careened into the kitchen, and I darted for the sanctuary of the front door, sure it would be quadruple pad-locked. It wasn't, and I escaped into the hall and immediately made for the apartment stairwell, not caring in the slightest that I was on the 19th floor, such was my determination to evade Jabba the Hut's clutches.....
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                    • katstale
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-07-07
                      • 3924

                      #11
                      She told me what she would be driving. I got there 20 minutes earlier. Parked out of obvious site. She got out, I hurled and drove away in stunned silence and horror at the hermaphrodite I had just seen.
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                      • Joeyfitzclick
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 01-04-08
                        • 479

                        #12
                        I didn't exactly sneak out on her but...

                        I hooked up with some chick wasted one night, took her home, fooled around, then blacked out drunk. Anyway she was gone in the morning but left her name and number. I was single at the time and remembered she was okay looking so I called and arranged to meet her for a drink.

                        I get there, recognize her right away but for some reason she had gained 30 llbs in two days. Anyway had a drink with her but I knew within two minutes I didn't want to **** this chick. I finished my pint and politely told her I wasn't interested and was gonna go catch up with the lads down the pub. The date lasted less than 10 mins lol. She took it surprisingly well.
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                        • BrUno0
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 03-30-08
                          • 574

                          #13
                          How can you guys be so rude? I Mean what the hell is the problem....I can easily sit and talk to a girl i'm not attracted to, and i've done it a lot. Either with a girl i wasn't attracted to, or a girl who my best friend or good friend was dating. As long as i was getting drunk or high, i really did not care, i could shoot the shit with them just like i would do with my buddies.....No need to ditch and run, i mean its understandable you don't want to have sexual contact with them, but i highly doubt they'd be upset if you weren't all over them, and i highly doubt most girls would just completely put them selves in a position to get completely denied and rejected.
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                          • purecarnagge
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-05-07
                            • 4843

                            #14
                            I've done the "internet" thing a couple of times.

                            1st was in highschool, met some girl from a rival school. she was kind of screwed up in the head but not bad looking, but just not worth dating. Watched a movie with some mutual friends he had found out we both had (which was the only reason I met with her, they both said she's good looking but kind of out there). Met her 2 years later at a party, did her all night long then sent her home that night, no staying over.

                            2nd was in college.

                            Agreed to meet this chick that knew this hot old fling I dated awhile back. It must have been a prank. I saw 5 pics of this chick about 130 yada yada yada... Went to meet up with her at a local mall, and exit stage left upon seeing her. Didn't even say hi. This chick was pushing 220 at least... was like damn... I guess she didn't lie when she said those pics were kinda old...

                            3rd time

                            Only time I was totally blind. I met my fiance on the damn internet randomly. Just talk to random people for w/e reason that are local back in the old AOL days... Anyways, we talked got along didn't really meet or anything for about 6 months. We both went to the same college etc... Finally we traded pics, right before we were both going to night class. Yeah, I was taking Public speaking and she was in the room directly next to mine. We had walked by eachother everyday, and even talked to eachother out on smoke breaks, and even met up at some parties with mutual friends. Shit was weird of hell when I said yah your class is right next to mine when we got out of night class that night and were both home.... we met up at her house the following weekend and We've been together ever since.
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                            • CarloTwoGuns
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-22-09
                              • 1024

                              #15
                              I bang net chicks all the time .. Has gone surprisingly good for me ..

                              But then again I live in Miami .. my selection of vagina is greater then most
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