Tiger +1050 to win Masters

[ByeShea]

Let me break it down for you, Shea. I'm a pharmacy student - maybe I should have pointed that out initially so that you can just admit that you don't have a clue as to what you're talking about. Steroids, of any type essentially speed up the body's metabolism and it's ability to regenerate muscle fibers. So that means less down time in the gym between workouts for recovery, which means incredibly shortened time needed to add muscle mass. They also weaken the body's immune system when used chronically for long periods of time as well as cause a plethora of terrible health issues.

I know you said you're off the topic, but I feel like it's almost my duty to get you to see that just isn't true in any way whatsoever. Increasing your muscle tone in no way would ever make you a better putter. A 5 year old can putt a ball 90 ft. If you're going to draw conclusions about the possibilities of anyone using illicit substances for any purpose, you might want to at least make sure you know the facts. Or just hold a bag under your mouth to catch all the bullshit flowing out of it.


I think it was already mentioned earlier either in this thread or another - look at the way he's finished in Augusta the past 5 years since winning it in 2005.

2006 - T3
2007 - T2
2008 - 2
2009 - T6
2010 - T4

Show a record besides Phil's that's even close to comparable in Master's finishes in the same timespan. No? Then tell me a more reliable person to bet on blindly before the tournament starts. I don't care if Woods finished dead last in Dubai - Phil is coming off a win and he finished a stroke better than Tiger yesterday.

I'm not even a huge fan of his, it just pisses me off when people shit on professional athletes without any basis for argument.

Shut your ass, student, and just bet on Tiger so I can laugh at you.

Tiger seems more concerned about making the cut than scoring. If you dopes want "value" check out KJ Choi, the live markets are treating him like an amateur who has to be told where the next tee is.

[slithe]

Shut your ass, student, and just bet on Tiger so I can laugh at you.

Tiger seems more concerned about making the cut than scoring. If you dopes want "value" check out KJ Choi, the live markets are treating him like an amateur who has to be told where the next tee is.

Good one! The way your posts are regressing you'll be calling me a poop-head in your next reply. I did bet on Tiger today, a measly couple hundo to shoot under 70.5 as I expressed earlier. Glad you're keeping up with the flow of discussion.

Now I'm gonna sit back, crack a beer and put my feet up while I watch my bet hit. I've had a hard morning of furthering my progress towards my Pharmaceutical Doctorate and now it's time to enjoy an American tradition. You can go back to hitting refresh every 90 seconds in your cubicle attempting to convince yourself I'm still wrong.

Cheers, dipshit.

[ByeShea]

Good one! The way your posts are regressing you'll be calling me a poop-head in your next reply. I did bet on Tiger today, a measly couple hundo to shoot under 70.5 as I expressed earlier. Glad you're keeping up with the flow of discussion.

Now I'm gonna sit back, crack a beer and put my feet up while I watch my bet hit. I've had a hard morning of furthering my progress towards my Pharmaceutical Doctorate and now it's time to enjoy an American tradition. You can go back to hitting refresh every 90 seconds in your cubicle attempting to convince yourself I'm still wrong.

Cheers, dipshit.

If me having zero interest in your Pharmaceutical Doctorate bullshit is regressing, then regressing I am.

Don't forget you're the one who wrote "I know you said you're off the topic," for the sole purpose of trumpeting your credentials.

Would be far more interested to see you post a stacked cash picture of that "couple hundo" you win today. You will have earned it.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

LOL. I really hope you're being sarcastic about steroids enhancing eyesight. If not you're quite possibly the greatest dipshit alive.

# 1 - In no way shape or form do steroids improve eyesight. *If* he was even in fact using anabolic steroids there is a way higher chance that his putting would have gotten worse. Putting is about reading greens, tempo, and a soft touch. Even in his book he talks about how he changed from a firm putter grip to barely applying pressure in 1999. Steroids would not make him apt to follow this technique.

# 2 - You really think the PGA was aware he was on steroids and rather than suspending him tried to persuade him to stop? Complete bullshit. A sport that prides itself on longstanding gentlemanly etiquette and prestigious skill is not about to piss that away on a dipshit that won a bunch of tournaments for a couple decades. There were great golfers before Tiger, there will be even better ones after he's gone.

# 3 - Do you realize how trivial his domestic issues were? It's just a classic case of a sports celebrity whose head got too big and he thought he could get away with trim on the side. Bitch got attached, he got sloppy, his wife found out and wanted to walk away. Almost anyone in his position would smash out a windshield and throw some shit around at the thought of dealing with that media circus that was sure to follow when the truth was released.

Now, on a betting note - Tiger is by no means done. He's gonna get aggressive tomorrow and make an impressive run. Watch interviews he's given over the past month. No way he claims he's still the best golfer in the world and doesn't back it up on the first of the 4 events he cares most about winning.

Tiger under 70.5 (-130) tomorrow. Take that shit to the bank.

You're wrong here.

1) HGH does improve eyesight and Barroid Bonds is absolute proof.
2) The PGA had to be aware of his steroid use; he went from being rail-thin to a hulk in no time and, after doing so, became a cash cow and a publicity machine. No sport will turn that down.
3) Woods has always had everything in his life go exactly the way he wanted; his divorce has him hundreds of millions poorer and dealing with custody crap and he's not used to adversity. This is affecting his game.

Regardless of whether you agree, the fact is that Woods, at the moment, is nothing but your average tour golfer and he's still being bet like he's one of the best; an auto-fade every time, at least until he wins something.

[slithe]

If me having zero interest in your Pharmaceutical Doctorate bullshit is regressing, then regressing I am.

Don't forget you're the one who wrote "I know you said you're off the topic," for the sole purpose of trumpeting your credentials.

Would be far more interested to see you post a stacked cash picture of that "couple hundo" you win today. You will have earned it.

More like the sole purpose of making it noted publicly that your facts are fabrication. Though, I doubt anyone would take any advice from you judging by the story posted to your sbr profile. I don't think I've heard of a meltdown that retarded since I started betting sports. If only I would have clicked on that before I attempted to help you I could have realized you are quite beyond anything that modern medicine can cure. And that sir, is retarded.

If anyone else is finding humor in following this back and forth between king dipshit and I, this excerpt from 'Byesheas' profile is dated December 2010.

As recently as the Pats stompdown in Buffalo, I could do no wrong. In fact, that was the game, I amped up my levels.

Usually I bet anywhere from $200-500 on a few games a week - I might bet $1000 on the superbowl or something.

But then the Patriots happened.

I was so sure the Pats would win and cover in Buffalo, I dug down and bet 5k - biggest bet I made in years.

Right now, I think winning that bet, though it felt great, fukked me up.

Because the next day I looked at the...... Atlanta/NO game and decided to take Atlanta for $3500 - house money, right?

Well, I didn't love Atlanta or feel particularly sure about this second bet, not like I did with the Pats, but now I'm betting way, way more than I ever do - out of reckless hope. Took that one in the ass.

Telling myself I'm still up I see what lots of people see and take the Eagles at home Tuesday night for $3000. Like taking money from a baby right?

BAM.

Now my net loss is damn near $2000 and I'm chasing figures I'm not used to playing (essentially adding a zero on my bets ... if I won 1 then lost 2 while playing my usual limits, I wouldn't have thought about any of this for a second) - now I make my biggest mistake.

I bet the NBA last night, something I have no interest in or experience betting - I take the Celtics last night for another $3000.

All fukked up. Just wish it wasn't New Years/bowl season, then I'd take a quick vacation.

And I just can't generate any interest in making my usual 3 or 4 bets averaging $300 the next couple of days, the 3-day deficit makes me want to battle back in the 1000s.

LESSON: maintain betting discipline, even when you know you're going to win. My skid started when I had no plan for being flush with winnings.

So you're attempting to shit on my $200 bet after you pissed away a few thousand betting shit you don't even have a clue about. That might make sense, if I too was a retard. Maybe that's why we can't see eye to eye...

BTW - I used my credentials as a reference so you might put faith in what I was saying and come to the realization that you didn't know what you were spouting off about. I'm sorry you got the impression that I was attempting to make a greater statement by announcing my professional expertise on the matter. Next time there's a dispute between the best tasting kind of glue or what dogshit tastes like I'll be the bigger man and give you a chance to let your talents solve the debate.

[ByeShea]

Holy shit. Didn't even read that.

Get a life.

[slithe]

You're wrong here.

1) HGH does improve eyesight and Barroid Bonds is absolute proof.
2) The PGA had to be aware of his steroid use; he went from being rail-thin to a hulk in no time and, after doing so, became a cash cow and a publicity machine. No sport will turn that down.
3) Woods has always had everything in his life go exactly the way he wanted; his divorce has him hundreds of millions poorer and dealing with custody crap and he's not used to adversity. This is affecting his game.

Regardless of whether you agree, the fact is that Woods, at the moment, is nothing but your average tour golfer and he's still being bet like he's one of the best; an auto-fade every time, at least until he wins something.

I'm sorry, who is Barroid Bonds? Do you mean Barry? How the flying **** is that indisputable evidence that anabolic steroids enhance eyesight? If you're gonna step in and fling some shit around you better bring a new flavor to the table because you're going to make yourself look as ignorant as Byeshea. Barry Bonds did not take steroids to "improve his eyesight." You don't hit home runs because you have exceptional vision.

Produce some evidential proof on any of this and I'll be happy to continue this discussion. If not, feel free to GTFO.

[ByeShea]

I'm sorry, who is Barroid Bonds? Do you mean Barry? How the flying **** is that indisputable evidence that anabolic steroids enhance eyesight? If you're gonna step in and fling some shit around you better bring a new flavor to the table because you're going to make yourself look as ignorant as Byeshea. Barry Bonds did not take steroids to "improve his eyesight." You don't hit home runs because you have exceptional vision.

Produce some evidential proof on any of this and I'll be happy to continue this discussion. If not, feel free to GTFO.

First of all, you clown, most people, myself included, are more interested in watching and discussing the Masters than in witnessing a shit fight on the internet.

Secondly, I am not a steroid expert. I repeated a rumor I believe. And to think that the money Tiger's success brought to the PGA and golf in general wouldn't create an unofficial set of "Tiger Rules" is foolish.

You're being foolish on many levels. Come back in 5 years and insist everyone call you "Doctor".

[valaub04]

if you guys can't see that his game is getting better and better I'm not sure what to tell you. He is using his large core muscles (lats, etc.). Big muscles are MUCH easier to control than smaller twitchier ones. Dude is not far away from a breakout. Now if he could just get back on the roids to straighten out his putting.

[d2bets]

Tiger has birdied 6 outta 13 holes so far today. Not too shabby. -4 thru 13 and most definitely in the hunt.

[valaub04]

just drilling shot after shot now...

[milwaukee mike]

i wonder if some of you dumbasses still think tiger won't make the cut

[BettingWizard]

[d2bets]

Tiger has birdied 6 outta 13 holes so far today. Not too shabby. -4 thru 13 and most definitely in the hunt.

Next two makes 8 outta 15 and -6 thru 15. Tiger is back, fellas.

[d2bets]

Drills another birdie opp. on 16. Beautiful iron shot. This run here is easily his best golf since his ex whacked him with a club.

[vincanity15]

Tiger must have been on the juice this morning, eyesight working well.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Don't mind me. I'm going back into my cave. Tiger on the prowl, and top of board not insurmountable.

[valaub04]

milwaukee -

don't you have rory to win? looking nice.

[d2bets]

Blew an easy birdie on 16.

[PAYTON20]

i wonder if some of you dumbasses still think tiger won't make the cut

[VegasInsider]

I'm on Tiger to win as well. Probably the last time you'll see Tiger @ 10-1 for quite some time and worth a shot.

[d2bets]

After this round, I figure McIlory and Woods will be right around co-favorites to win....maybe +300 or so each give or take, does that sound right?

[VegasInsider]

McIlroy will most likely still be the favorite (my guess +250 or so) but Tiger will be right there not far behind. The public will be pounding Rory and Tiger this weekend so I wouldn't be expecting greats odds.

I cash Tiger U70.5 today and still have two pending on Top 10 and To Win.

So happy to see Tiger back in contention!

[InTheDrink]

Wooooooooooooooooo!!!!

[PAYTON20]

3 back with 2 rounds to play. You can see it in his eyes, watch out boys

[milwaukee mike]

milwaukee -

don't you have rory to win? looking nice.

i have mcilroy at 28-1 and tiger at 9-1

what a couple of picks huh? wish i could pick em this good all the time


now the big question - should i still hedge some of that? and how?
if i could find a "will tiger OR mcilroy win" NO bet i would probably jump on it at even money

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

Go Tiger!!

[d2bets]

5dimes....

McIroy +327/-383
Woods +310/-360

[LVBOUND]

Got to take Tiger -5 the back 9.

[BettingWizard]

no chance..

notice they have the field vs. Mickelson..., but no field vs. Woods...

there is a reason, he isn't ready... true odds are probably 80-1

[DrunkHorseplayer]

I'm sorry, who is Barroid Bonds? Do you mean Barry? How the flying **** is that indisputable evidence that anabolic steroids enhance eyesight? If you're gonna step in and fling some shit around you better bring a new flavor to the table because you're going to make yourself look as ignorant as Byeshea. Barry Bonds did not take steroids to "improve his eyesight." You don't hit home runs because you have exceptional vision.

Produce some evidential proof on any of this and I'll be happy to continue this discussion. If not, feel free to GTFO.

Any real scientist will tell you that HGH improves vision sh*thead; pull your head out of your idiot *ss.

[ByeShea]

McIlroy will most likely still be the favorite (my guess +250 or so) but Tiger will be right there not far behind. The public will be pounding Rory and Tiger this weekend so I wouldn't be expecting greats odds.

I cash Tiger U70.5 today and still have two pending on Top 10 and To Win.

So happy to see Tiger back in contention!

Tiger +257
Rory +284

Haven't seen Tiger play like that for some time - that was phenomenal. He needed that, looks like we're watching his game plan in action.

The book says, provided Tiger is human, if he just shot his best round of the year in an erratic year - the erratic will return at some point in 36 holes.

Tiger could be one fat short right now... just sayin'.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Think Rory's a better short than Tiger; he's been on top before and sunk way back and I expect it to happen again.

[valaub04]

the impressive thing about rory is that his irons/yardages are PERFECT. that's when you know a player is dialed in. course, tiger was pretty damned dialed in too.

[RudyRuetigger]

the only thing ive noticed in this and the other thread created by jj is that "byeshea" has no fukkin clue about the game of golf