Whats Your Explanation For Being Home Tonight??

[jjgold]

I have an excuse

Surgery on Wed (Hernia)

How about you??

It better be good because you do not belong home.

[onetrickpony]

im a fuking lowlife scumbag

[dfberger23]

Got some friends over for the games, don't feel like going out.

[King Mayan]

Watching the Wiggles with my lil munchkins......

[spankie]

I have an excuse

Surgery on Wed (Hernia)

How about you??

It better be good because you do not belong home.

Word on the chat streets is you got a cock enlargement.

Is this true?


I am home today because I am working(trying) and I keep getting distracted with games and beers and porn. Really don't need any trouble with johnny law tonight.

[DeeWizzle]

Have two fractured ribs...

Have some friends over chillin n watching the games...

BBQ'n and drinking some drank...

[tony_come]

I'm fat

[Cap dat 4ss]

JJ what was your excuse every for being on here every friday and saturday night prior to your surgery?

[Nats' Fan]

I'm doin' stevek's mother.

[will2survive]

I'm under the weather --reoccurring throat and digestive problems

[Wiggums5]

Final Four, baseball

[ttwarrior1]

where are we supposed to be, 90 percent home because they always here, other 5 percent not old enough to go out, 5 percent probaly out.

Watching games at home is always better. you even said so yourself jj

[FuzzyDunlop]

Fell off my porch 5 weeks ago yesterday, two herniated discs that were super close to bursting, deep tissue bruise and a 2 inch tear in my gluteus medius. Have had two epidural steroid shots but still need to keep off my feet for another month. Fukkin sucks.

[BIGDAY]

Had a great day! Took the wife and 2yr old daughter to the Zoo earlier. Grilled some kick azz steaks for dinner! Watching the final four. Laying a bit low this weekend as we leave for Vail CO this Wednesday for some spring skiing!

[doublej95]

to windy to go outside.

[jjgold]

Some good excuses

Spankie delete your post right NOW
I did not go for that

[minet123]

don't feel like speaking Spanish all night

[statnerds]

Had some bangin ass food at El Campesino

Stopped by home depot

had to hit DQ

And my son's bed time is in 15 minutes.

[BIGDAY]

Good thread JJ. Some real stuff here. Love it.

[opie1988]

So fukkin' depressed over my POTM epic failure, that I may just fukkin' kill myself a little later this evening.

.....and I just put on some fresh Crest Whitestrips, so I really need to just stay in and let those work their magic!!

[mr. leisure]

Final 4 and the ducks / sharks later

[WvGambler]

Wife's working....gotta take care of my two boys

[doublej95]

So fukkin' depressed over my POTM epic failure, that I may just fukkin' kill myself a little later this evening.

.....and I just put on some fresh Crest Whitestrips, so I really need to just stay in and let those work their magic!!

Opie i posted the suicide hotline number in the POTM thread when I saw you did not win. do not be afraid to call it.

[WvGambler]

Opie i posted the suicide hotline number in the POTM thread when I saw you did not win. do not be afraid to call it.

forget him doublej.....suicide hotline doesnt have time for 2nd place finishers.

[milwaukee mike]

my family room home theater setup is better than anywhere else i could go (unless they had it in 3d). drinks are free and no danger of getting pulled over by the police.

and anywhere i would go, there would be a bunch of assholes there bothering me and talking during the games - too much money involved to be bothered by stupid chatter...

[opie1988]

forget him doublej.....suicide hotline doesnt have time for 2nd place finishers.

...that's pure gold!!

Fukk me.

[bobbyfk]

[SBRFORUM][/SBRFORUM]

....and I just put on some fresh Crest Whitestrips, so I really need to just stay in and let those work their magic!!

so THATS how you get them so white

[BuckeyeT]

Just hit the butler game and hookers on the way.......

[stealthyburrito]

work in the early morn, again. weekdays are more exciting nowadays cuz i don't work then.

but that wont stop me from getting drunk.

[onetrickpony]

almost off work jj, once i leave posting numbers down

[Housemoney]

I should have stayed in, Saturday night sucks compared to Friday. Met a Sicilian girl on Friday, but not sure if I am going to call her. I bet she is like Sasquatch down below.

[flyingillini]

Health issues, not feeling well lately.

[doublej95]

I should have stayed in, Saturday night sucks compared to Friday. Met a Sicilian girl on Friday, but not sure if I am going to call her. I bet she is like Sasquatch down below.

she might own a razor, you want know unless you call her.

[Roxxyfish]

Im depressed , i have tolickmy wounds after the fukkin uconn games,please JJ shoot me or find me a bridge

[ttwarrior1]

according to sbr, im too fat to leave