At the DMV im 99% sure this is what hell is like ...

**daneault23** · 03-30-11, 03:09 PM

Damn that fuckn sucks. I hate the DMV, so many stupid fukks there.

**blackbeSSt** · 03-30-11, 03:10 PM

pics, stat

**chilidog** · 03-30-11, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by teaserpleaser

You think walmart has some weirdos im seated next to a guy bald head with lip tattoo on his neck pretty sure hes killed some one, kid on the other side of me is 5-5 330ish and his fat roll is laying on my leg i want to tell him something but if he re-adjusts i'll get another whiff of that fat sweat funk obese people have i cant risk that Now serving G102 im number G153 fukkin awesome

In Costa Rica, you pay a person to wait in line for you. It's awesome.

**VegasInsider** · 03-30-11, 03:21 PM

That's awesome!! I would love to pay someone to wait in line for me.

**teaserpleaser** · 03-30-11, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

In Costa Rica, you pay a person to wait in line for you. It's awesome.

its unreal morbidly obese guy gets up Latino day laborer on his lunch break i guess sits down with a whole new type of funk. So cal is a mixed bag and i love it but man DMV sure knows how to bring em out. How do people get so fat? Who is knocking up all these fat chicks (dont say black guys please

) at least 20 300+ lb chicks here pushing strollers and yes babys are crying

**jackpot269** · 03-30-11, 03:25 PM

I hate that shit they never get in any hurrries either !!!!!!!!!!!

**dfberger23** · 03-30-11, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by teaserpleaser

its unreal morbidly obese guy gets up Latino day laborer on his lunch break i guess sits down with a whole new type of funk. So cal is a mixed bag and i love it but man DMV sure knows how to bring em out. How do people get so fat? Who is knocking up all these fat chicks (dont say black guys please

) at least 20 300+ lb chicks here pushing strollers and yes babys are crying

Which DMV you at? When I lived in So Cal I went to the one in Indio, one of the most annoying experiences of my life.

**chilidog** · 03-30-11, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by teaserpleaser

its unreal morbidly obese guy gets up Latino day laborer on his lunch break i guess sits down with a whole new type of funk. So cal is a mixed bag and i love it but man DMV sure knows how to bring em out. How do people get so fat? Who is knocking up all these fat chicks (dont say black guys please

) at least 20 300+ lb chicks here pushing strollers and yes babys are crying

You shoulda ate some really greasy bar food before going, and some spicy-ass mexican food, as hot as you could get it. Then just start letting out some of the rankest farts that have ever left your ass. If they're gonna make your life miserable, you might as well make theirs' just as miserable.

**teaserpleaser** · 03-30-11, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by blackbeSSt

pics, stat

I'll try to act like im reaching down to tie my shoe or something and snap a few if i can i'd rather not get shanked by "lips" hes still about 6 inches from me.... These seats are all welded together pretty sure they were made in the 50s when people weighed 150 . something horrible having somebody spill over into your lap. Very Awkward.

**teaserpleaser** · 03-30-11, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

You shoulda ate some really greasy bar food before going, and some spicy-ass mexican food, as hot as you could get it. Then just start letting out some of the rankest farts that have ever left your ass. If they're gonna make your life miserable, you might as well make theirs' just as miserable.

see thats why i like you chili always thinking out of the box... i bet the guy(s) that designed speakers into cell phones didnt think people would be using them as boom boxs in waiting areas. Upside is i dont have to renew for 5 years. I couldnt take this every year. You got it made in costa rica Chili

**blackbeSSt** · 03-30-11, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by teaserpleaser

I'll try to act like im reaching down to tie my shoe or something and snap a few if i can i'd rather not get shanked by "lips" hes still about 6 inches from me.... These seats are all welded together pretty sure they were made in the 50s when people weighed 150 . something horrible having somebody spill over into your lap. Very Awkward.

yeah just hold up your phone and act like you are on a gambling forum....oh wait, you are actually

**crustyme** · 03-30-11, 03:35 PM

get aaa.

**teaserpleaser** · 03-30-11, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by dfberger23

Which DMV you at? When I lived in So Cal I went to the one in Indio, one of the most annoying experiences of my life.

Bellflower Dmv might as well be Compton thought i could be slick and go mid day avoid the rush .... wrong !!! Ive been to west covina dmv there all fukked up in LA CO

**chilidog** · 03-30-11, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by teaserpleaser

see thats why i like you chili always thinking out of the box... i bet the guy(s) that designed speakers into cell phones didnt think people would be using them as boom boxs in waiting areas. Upside is i dont have to renew for 5 years. I couldnt take this every year. You got it made in costa rica Chili

Well now you know for next time. And these farts can't just be any other regular farts. They gotta be the kind where you wanna leave the room yourself - so you know they're freakin horrible. Not the kind where you know it stinks a little bit and you give your girl a dutch oven. Naw, I'm talking about the kind where you're almost ashamed that such a horrid smell came from inside of your body. Let a few of them puppies out, and just watch people start to leave.

**Deuce** · 03-30-11, 03:40 PM

I had to deal with that shit last week. Always the weirdest looking pricks in there, people have no clue what is going on, numbers are always like 80 off when you get there, workers are lazy as fukk and don't care. Complete mess like every other government ran organization.

**Boscoe** · 03-30-11, 03:41 PM

don't insult hell like that.

**stealthyburrito** · 03-30-11, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

In Costa Rica, you pay a person to wait in line for you. It's awesome.

they have something like that in the states. read a story where a start-up (of laid-off workers) was charging something like $25/hr to stand and wait

**teaserpleaser** · 03-30-11, 04:20 PM

Passed! was my first 5 year renewal do i have to go back in 5 years? I ran out of that shithole so fast i forgot to ask.

**King Mayan** · 03-30-11, 04:24 PM

Go to the USC/ downtown DMV... The worst....

**TR88** · 03-30-11, 04:27 PM

I renew it online pal, it takes you 2 minutes, you can do it while you watch porn

**chilidog** · 03-30-11, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

they have something like that in the states. read a story where a start-up (of laid-off workers) was charging something like $25/hr to stand and wait

$25/hr?? wow. construction workers here don't even get paid $25 a freakin day.