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  • oakas
    SBR MVP
    • 02-17-07
    • 1464

    #1
    O.J. Simpson eating good in prison
    O.J. Simpson likes prison food?
    Nevada’s prison system must serve some tasty food. O.J. Simpson has reportedly gained 50 pounds while doing time for robbery in the Silver State. NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports the Pro Football Hall of Famer tips the scales at 275 pounds. He’s been chowing down on junk food and skipping exercise. Simpson, 63, is at risk of a heart attack.

    “O.J. is turning into a butterball,” the source said. “If he doesn’t go on a diet, he’s going to die of a massive heart attack in jail. His kids are worried about him.” … “O.J. is so depressed over his weight that he can’t even take care of himself,” the source revealed. “He says, ‘I’m a heart attack waiting to happen. When I leave here, they’ll probably be taking me out in a pine box.’”
  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82781

    #2
    Actually he is eating bad as the article says. Since when did junk food is considered eating good?
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    • sickler
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-05-08
      • 15006

      #3
      Originally posted by pavyracer
      Actually he is eating bad as the article says. Since when did junk food is considered eating good?
      They prolly mean eating stuff that tastes good. Most of the good tasting stuff packs on the pounds, otherwise they would've phrased it as "eating healthy".


      I gained 10 lbs over the winter. Sedentary time + too many donuts & poutine. mmmmm
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      • C-Gold
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        • 09-04-10
        • 6808

        #4
        If your pants don't ah fit, you must ah quit.
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        • nyed1010
          Restricted User
          • 12-05-10
          • 1569

          #5
          eating crap food and sitting in a cell all day, I'm surprised he hasn't gained more weight.
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          • underthe total
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            • 05-29-10
            • 1487

            #6
            fuk him the justice system should of put him to sleep. he is a low life piece of shit.
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            • purecarnagge
              SBR MVP
              • 10-05-07
              • 4843

              #7
              They finally got him for something...if only they could get "rid" of him now.
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              • Team Ramrod
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 04-10-09
                • 949

                #8
                phuck him in his neck
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                • dfberger23
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-08-10
                  • 5069

                  #9
                  Trying to kill himself with food, not a bad way to go out.
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                  • frostno98
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                    • 09-11-07
                    • 9769

                    #10
                    Any chance OJ gets out soon?
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                    • dfberger23
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                      • 11-08-10
                      • 5069

                      #11
                      Originally posted by frostno98
                      Any chance OJ gets out soon?
                      He got a 33 year sentence and is not eligible for parole until like 2016 or something like that.
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                      • THE PROFIT
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-27-09
                        • 17701

                        #12
                        This was in the Enquirer?

                        Well then it must be true
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                        • TexansFan
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                          • 09-06-06
                          • 3365

                          #13
                          Originally posted by oakas
                          “He says, ‘I’m a heart attack waiting to happen. When I leave here, they’ll probably be taking me out in a pine box.’”
                          That sounds better than being knifed to death in front of your house.
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                          • THE PROFIT
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-27-09
                            • 17701

                            #14
                            Ive been in prison, you gain weight, its not because the food is good

                            quit being an asshole & give the juice a break
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                            • THE PROFIT
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-27-09
                              • 17701

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TexansFan
                              That sounds better than being knifed to death in front of your house.
                              was he convicted of that????
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                              • moses millsap
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-25-05
                                • 8289

                                #16
                                i still believe after all these years that oj is innocent of nicole's murder
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                                • stevek173
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 03-29-08
                                  • 27598

                                  #17
                                  There is fast food in prison? There is a choice? I always pictured a cafeteria where everyone eats the same shit like in Oz
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                                  • Gee
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                                    • 04-08-10
                                    • 4547

                                    #18
                                    "eating well"...
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                                    • jackmyhoggoff
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 07-20-10
                                      • 840

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                      was he convicted of that????
                                      GUILTY !
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                                      • unluckysob
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-21-08
                                        • 1527

                                        #20
                                        I live in cobb county georgia---read they give male prisioners 2700 calories a day --females get 2300, was getting 2400 but were all getting fat.
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                                        • stealthyburrito
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-12-09
                                          • 21562

                                          #21
                                          heres an idea, give him half the food he gets now. he's in prison, why are they allowed to chow down like pigs at tax-payer expense?
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                                          • G's pks
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                                            • 01-01-09
                                            • 22251

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by frostno98
                                            Any chance OJ gets out soon?
                                            yes if he dies pretty sure he gets a quick exit and all the dirt he can eat...
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                                            • KingKolzig
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                                              • 02-02-10
                                              • 5550

                                              #23
                                              arizona? like that super-tough guy from maricopa county whos always boasting on fox news about how badly he treats his prisoners. then they get out and end up being meaner and worse. everyone is full of it
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                                              • saintjames
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                                                • 09-19-09
                                                • 747

                                                #24
                                                most celebrities eat good in prison & john gotti is a good exampl
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                                                • ncsubowen
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                                                  • 02-12-11
                                                  • 1227

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                                  Ive been in prison, you gain weight, its not because the food is good

                                                  quit being an asshole & give the juice a break
                                                  That's right. Plus nobody wants to have sex with the fat guy.
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                                                  • marcoloco
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 07-05-10
                                                    • 3986

                                                    #26
                                                    would be cool to see a pic of their meals
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                                                    • William Walters
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                                                      • 01-17-11
                                                      • 6372

                                                      #27
                                                      I love OJ threads. Brings people together.
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                                                      • freeVICK
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                                                        • 01-21-08
                                                        • 7114

                                                        #28
                                                        cheese burger eddie hooking it up
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                                                        • JW Cash
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                                                          • 12-31-08
                                                          • 4453

                                                          #29
                                                          Oj is just wants attention...........I would pay to see a PPV between OJ and the BTK killer
                                                          together in the octagon....
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                                                          • VegasInsider
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 12-12-10
                                                            • 14593

                                                            #30
                                                            What kind of fuking prison is this? Eating lots of junk food?

                                                            Last time I heard, prison food still sucks and you don't get requests like your mom's going to the supermarket.
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                                                            • ttrace35
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                                                              • 09-30-10
                                                              • 10828

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by VegasInsider
                                                              What kind of fuking prison is this? Eating lots of junk food?

                                                              Last time I heard, prison food still sucks and you don't get requests like your mom's going to the supermarket.
                                                              You can get packages of food sent from family. 50 lbs. A month in NY state. 50 lbs is a lot of food. You can have any kind of food. As long as it is pre-cooked, and sealed.
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                                                              • G's pks
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                                                                • 01-01-09
                                                                • 22251

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ttrace35
                                                                You can get packages of food sent from family. 50 lbs. A month in NY state. 50 lbs is a lot of food. You can have any kind of food. As long as it is pre-cooked, and sealed.
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                                                                • scarp
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                                                                  • 01-12-10
                                                                  • 697

                                                                  #33
                                                                  They should have to eat the cheapest food made and work for it
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                                                                  • THE HITMAN
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 06-16-07
                                                                    • 2393

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by nyed1010
                                                                    eating crap food and sitting in a cell all day, I'm surprised he hasn't gained more weight.
                                                                    Hopefully, maybe he's just eating his own crap !
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                                                                    • chemicalbrother
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                                                                      • 01-26-11
                                                                      • 4086

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by G's pks
                                                                      dude! totally forgot i had 6 frozen white castle burgers in my freezer until you posted...woohoo
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