Dorito Challenge

[dodif]

Pick the correct side on tonights celtics/Cavs game Durito. Celtiics -9.5 is your line.

If you pick the right side I wont post here?
If you pick the wrong side you dont post here?

Stop bullshitting mexican't

Are you all talk?

Now all you need to do is post one word in this thread. Your pick. I have picked tons of winners for the board. No theory on why and how people should gamble. Just winners from me.

Lets see you do it.

[durito]

If you can't see how dumb of a challenge this is, then that speaks all that needs to be said about your "gambling" ability.

[dodif]

If you can't see how dumb of a challenge this is, then that speaks all that needs to be said about your "gambling" ability.

i guess i proved my point

all talk

He cant pick a winner and that speaks to my gambling ability. Unreal. As usual its an all talk dorito thread. No actual money making picks. Mexican't

[durito]

How about this:

$25,000 bet.

We have Ganch design a gambling test. You vs me. I'll be in the states sometime this fall and we will take it.

[luciano]

How about this:

$25,000 bet.

We have Ganch design a gambling test. You vs me. I'll be in the states sometime this fall and we will take it.

Oh snap, make it happen and I hope their is some sidebet action going on

[Nicky Santoro]

now i know dodif is a little immature kid. i agree with durito here. how can you solve who is sharper by one stupid game. this is silly.. one game proves nothing.. anyone can lose a game.. this is silly.. this doesn't prove who is sharper by picking one game right..

i think dodif is 16 yrs old.. durito, i wouldn't argue anymore with this kid.. he's very inexperienced, you can tell.. and rather immature.

[dodif]

so you cant pick one winner durito. I have picked many. HAving ur buddy create a stupid test isnt real world gambling.

Real world gambling is picking winners.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU PICK ONE WINNER.

Do it or shut up. Untill you can prove u can win ur like everyone else on this board except mexican

[Nicky Santoro]

dodif,

yes, it's all about winning, you're right.. but don't have a competition based on one game.. even if you hit 64%, you can lose that one game.

if you wanna have a competition with durito, why not have a competition of 100 picks each.. and whoever wins more games, wins the bet.. 100 games is still not a large enough sample to prove who is better, but it sure is better than 1 game.. or have 300 games if you want... that'll give you some idea who is a better capper. but first, try 100 games and see how that goes.

[Arnold]

Pick the correct side on tonights celtics/Cavs game Durito. Celtiics -9.5 is your line.

If you pick the right side I wont post here?
If you pick the wrong side you dont post here?

Stop bullshitting mexican't

Are you all talk?

Now all you need to do is post one word in this thread. Your pick. I have picked tons of winners for the board. No theory on why and how people should gamble. Just winners from me.

Lets see you do it.

What does this have to do with determining who's a better capper? Obviously you have no clue about gambling. I wouldn't post again if I were you. Just too embarrassing...

[20Four7]

BTW Dodif

durito = SBR poster

Dorito = Corn chip with artificial cheese flavouring

Just sayings all......

[Sportsgirl]

Untill you can prove u can win ur like everyone else on this board except mexican

Potentially, there could be a number of other people on the board who are Mexican.
And, frankly, I'm not quite sure how ethnicity factors into gambling skills?

[durito]

so you cant pick one winner durito. I have picked many. HAving ur buddy create a stupid test isnt real world gambling.

Real world gambling is picking winners.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU PICK ONE WINNER.

Do it or shut up. Untill you can prove u can win ur like everyone else on this board except mexican

Actually advantage gambling has very little to do with picking winners.

Nevertheless, if you must, all you have to do is check out any of the contests SBR has here (those aren't about picking winners either, but you won't be able to grasp that) and see how i've done:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/nba-basketball-handicapping/56407-basketball-parlay-day-contest-final-january-standings.html

[durito]

dodif,

yes, it's all about winning, you're right.. but don't have a competition based on one game.. even if you hit 64%, you can lose that one game.

if you wanna have a competition with durito, why not have a competition of 100 picks each.. and whoever wins more games, wins the bet.. 100 games is still not a large enough sample to prove who is better, but it sure is better than 1 game.. or have 300 games if you want... that'll give you some idea who is a better capper. but first, try 100 games and see how that goes.

These sorts of contests actually are not particularly advantageous for an advantage player and don't really prove anything.

[durito]

Potentially, there could be a number of other people on the board who are Mexican.
And, frankly, I'm not quite sure how ethnicity factors into gambling skills?

And I'm not even Mexican.

[Nicky Santoro]

maybe he like doritos.

[dodif]

this isnt a competition to see whose the best gambler. I am obviously superior. My posting of winners prove that.

this is to see if dorito can pick one winner

as we say in the states, put up or shut up.

[durito]

I do not have an opinion on this game.

Sports gambling is not about picking winners. If you want to get respect from intelligent people, you will learn that.

[dodif]

I do not have an opinion on this game.

Sports gambling is not about picking winners. If you want to get respect from intelligent people, you will learn that.

its not about clogging up this board and pretending u have a clue.

you cant even pick one winner.

if i was you i would slice my wrist, but keep the blood off the tacos. No reason to ruin some good tacos.

[durito]

You want me to pick one game, and then if that game wins, suddenly I have a clue. And if it loses, I don't?

[dodif]

too much talk, pick a winner

for someone who has so many opinions i want to see one winner

[pico]

proposal

start a thread. each of you has 1000 units. you can bet whatever you want for a month. whoever has the higher balance at the end of the month wins.

i think you two should put some money in an escrow account. if you want to be serious, you each post up 10k.

make the picks public and only use pinnacle lines. edited posts are okay as long as it is before the start of the game. if a post is edited after the start of the event, then you automatically lose the entire event.

you two can hash out more rules in detail, but i think 1 month is a pretty good time frame for a handicapping contest.

ask a mod to keep track of the thread and make it private so only you two can make posts.

[durito]

nm

[pico]

Actually, no, this is a ridiculous bad idea for an advantage player. and editing posts? so i can pick a line and then if gets better i can use the new line? which book offers this feature?

well, you can just keep argue like this forever then.

[durito]

nope, i'm done.

[pico]

nope, i'm done.

stop...dodif time

no you're not, he is going to egg you on for a while.

[Richkas]

Pick the correct side on tonights celtics/Cavs game Durito. Celtiics -9.5 is your line.

If you pick the right side I wont post here?
If you pick the wrong side you dont post here?

Stop bullshitting mexican't

Are you all talk?

Now all you need to do is post one word in this thread. Your pick. I have picked tons of winners for the board. No theory on why and how people should gamble. Just winners from me.

Lets see you do it.

Can I pick for him??

[2Pac]

Dodif, I'd like to challenge you to a contest. 1 game. Winner gets $250. You should be able to afford it. After all, you are Mr. Moneybags.

[SBR Lou]

Sports gambling is not about picking winners. If you want to get respect from intelligent people, you will learn that.

Please refer Dodif to my signature. I think him reading it would be very beneficial to him.

[MBENZ]

Maybe,just maybe Durito picks and chooses his spots to play and maybe this a no play which is smart when you play to win.Dodif you were better when you just threw a game out once in awhile,this I am the greatest routine is getting old and some of us that have been around have heard birds like you crow before.Let your picks speak for themself,if you are that good,you don't need a podium.

[tacomax]

I think dodif should partake in a "Sponsored Silence" contest.

[pokernut9999]

I think dodif should partake in a "Sponsored Silence" contest.
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[durito]

holy shit, tacomax is also pokernut

[pico]

I think dodif should partake in a "Sponsored Silence" contest.

[Shark79]

Durito just give him back the god danm vibrator and let this thread be done for.

[bettilimbroke999]

Use more lube next time Durito and maybe dodif won't get so angry and quit yelling "it's dodif time" everytime he's swallowing, it's gotten stuck in his head