Most Womem Are Only Good for One Thing

[Sportsgirl]

Actually, is there any particular game on the board tonight that stands out to you as having excellent value? Bases? Pucks?

So far I'm only on the Philly Pitt Hockey game total under 5.5. and looking for something else to play.

Well, I posted my bases pick in the dog and best bet threads:

Texas +112

[jjgold]

Sportsgirl I want to fuk you, I do not know any other way to word it.

Thanks

[Sportsgirl]

You're so suave, JJ.

[jjgold]

You're so suave, JJ.

Yeh I know, might be a little rusty at times but know how to close the deal with a woman.

[5 star bomb]

girls are good for fun in the bed and that is all

[HAPPY BOY]

hey we do the same thing w/ our words, our drive, and our money...i could care less about a girl washing my clothes and cleaning up for the most part...im a big boy...not a big ball sucker either...buuut sometimes i like a girl thats up for a fight in bed...makes it more adventurous!

you marry a girl that has a personality and isnt a brick wall when you are talking to her...id jump off a bridge if i got stuck w/ some airhead who laughs at butterflies and gives you a stupid face when you ask a question...looks, honesty, and her overall drive in life are up in that equation too

I got bigger guns than u Quebb!

[Sportsgirl]

Thanks for quoting Quebb's post again, HB -I almost want to make part of it my "signature" here it was so good.

[BadNina]

You guys have almost convinced me to start looking for me a woman. Cause I've seen some good reasons to have one but haven't seen a reason to have a man around.

[smallon]

You got the joke backwards

The way you have it worded makes no sense at all.

Actually it makes perfect sense. And if women didn't have a vagina, men might just try to kill em off.

In all seriousness...I am a married man, happily most of the time, but not to "A North American" woman. Had my share of them once upon a time, but now I prefer the Asian persuasion...personally I wouldn't wish myself upon any one woman - I don't know how my wife puts up with me, but somehow, she manages.

With any luck she'll let me start banging the maid and have me bring in my girlfriends....

[flyingillini]

Sportsgirl I want to fuk you, I do not know any other way to word it.

Thanks

Class, nothing but class. Ha Ha leave it up to Nicky to sweet talk the ladies.

[smallon]

Class, nothing but class. Ha Ha leave it up to Nicky to sweet talk the ladies.

Don't you know, you get more flies with honey than with vinegar? You don't have to be sappy sweet but most guys have very little chance of getting laid by a chick they don't know simply by telling her they want to **** her.

[5 star bomb]

You guys have almost convinced me to start looking for me a woman. Cause I've seen some good reasons to have one but haven't seen a reason to have a man around.

girls are all crazy Nina

[Oscar]

this thread still has life - wouldn't ya know it

[Oscar]

There, I fixed those for you.

Bring me a beer sportsgirl. Now..please. Nina, you can take your knee pads off now. Thanks.

[Sportsgirl]

Bring me a beer sportsgirl. Now..please. Nina, you can take your knee pads off now. Thanks.

I would, Oscar, but I really hate to waste a perfectly good beer.

[BadNina]

Bring me a beer sportsgirl. Now..please. Nina, you can take your knee pads off now. Thanks.

As if an Auburn fan would stand a chance in Hades with me.

[Oscar]

As if an Auburn fan would stand a chance in Hades with me.

Like my new avatar Nina ?

[BadNina]

Not really

[swede96]

You guys have almost convinced me to start looking for me a woman. Cause I've seen some good reasons to have one but haven't seen a reason to have a man around.

Zing!

Silly Nina, we keep men around to mow the lawn, take out the trash and squish spiders.

[BadNina]

But are there really that many spiders? I mean, you can just squirt'em with Raid and watch them suffer and die. I do have that sadieistic streak in me, you know.

[Willie Bee]

Silly Nina, we keep men around to mow the lawn, take out the trash and squish spiders.

I tend to squish the garbage and take out the spiders, but that's just me.

[Sportsgirl]

I tend to squish the garbage and take out the spiders, but that's just me.

For you Willie, and only you, I would be Ok with this.

[BadNina]

Dang it. I have now been attacked by 2 spiders in the past 30 minutes. I smell a conspiracy.

[swede96]

But are there really that many spiders? I mean, you can just squirt'em with Raid and watch them suffer and die. I do have that sadieistic streak in me, you know.

I do the same thing with Ants. I like squirting the Raid in front of them and watching them commit involuntary suicide. The cool thing is, the others are polite enough to come back and clean up the dead bodies....at which point I kill them too.

[swede96]

I tend to squish the garbage and take out the spiders, but that's just me.

Works for me! As long as ou take them WAY out into the neighbor's yard.