Will sportsbooks take bets on who Clemens bonked?Miley Cyrus 15-1,Carol Channing 400-

[BrentCrude]

Anyone want to add famous women who affairs with Clemens who will come out of the woodwork to volunteer information that they had an affair with Clemens.

Carol Channing is a bargain at 400-1 I think Clemens would lust for her.

Rosey O'donnel 2-1

I have a hunch he was seeing Jon Benet Ramsey.I'll give that 20-1 odds.

The fat lady of the Ringling Brothers Circus.25-1

The bearded lady of the Ringling Brothers Circus 25-1

Deborah Jean Palfrey the DC madam that was just murdered,1-1


For a stud athlete,he sure has some unusual bad taste for women.JJ Gold can find better women on the docks in New Jersey coming in as stow aways from Sri Lanka.


P.S add any stillborn fetus to the list as a field bet at a bargain 800-1

Yogi Berra 60-1

Don Zeimer 75-1

Wilt Chamberlain and Magic Johnson on the same night 40-1

Another field bet-any cadaver at 200-1

Field bet,any store front manikin 400-1 while in the store front window...Except for the manikin from Seinfeld that looked like Elaine,,that's 6-1

Any sheep on the Falkland Islands-100-1


Monica Lewinski 1-5


So much for the government slant on telling kids that by taking steroids your package shrinks and you lose interest in sex.hehe!

Deborah Jean Palfrey the DC madam that was just served up a dirt nap by someone?1-1

[zootiehead]

I know he goes for the pill poppers.

I will take Elizabeth Taylor @ 20-1

[treece]

tara reid must be a favorite.

[purecarnagge]

Name something reconizeable Tara Reid has been in/done since her bad boob job?

[purecarnagge]

he had an affair with a stripper too..from detroit. Not good. Does not bode well for clemons. Daly wife, the country singer...

His wife should take half now before Clemons doesn't have anything left.