Paver Did You Ever Play Soccer??

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Paver Did You Ever Play Soccer??
    Or even kick a ball???

    Signed Curious Mike Corbin
  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82857

    #2
    I played college soccer coach. I know how to kick the ball and can make you impotent with one soccer kick. They clocked my shot at 119 mph in college.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Paver just wanted to know because your a very good handicapper

      Paver ..................its my job Cuz
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      • FuzzyDunlop
        SBR MVP
        • 01-15-11
        • 2422

        #4
        Congrats on kicking a ball 5 mph faster than the fastest recorded shot in the history of the planet.

        Hardest Soccer Shot Ever?
        The hardest (fastest) recorded soccer shot in the English Premier League according to The Guardian Unlimited is 114 mph by David Hirst. While there is no official record The Guardian's staff used measurements from the Sky Sports Replay 2000 tracking machine to provide their Top Ten Hardest Shots.
        The Top Ten in order:
        1) David Hirst - 114mph (for Sheffield Wednesday @ Arsenal on September 16 1996)
        2) David Beckham - 97.9mph (for Man Utd v Chelsea on February 22 1997)
        3) David Trezeguet - 96mph (for Monaco @ Man Utd on March 19 1998)
        4) Richie Humphreys - 95.9mph (for Sheffield Wednesday v Aston Villa on August 17 1996)
        5) Matt Le Tissier - 86.8mph (for Southampton v Newcastle on January 18 1997)
        6) Alan Shearer - 85.8mph (for Newcastle v Leicester on February 2 1997)
        7) Roberto Carlos - 85.2mph (for Brazil v France on June 3 1997)
        8) Tugay - 84.2mph (for Blackburn @ Southampton on November 3 2001)
        9) Obafemi Martins - 84mph (for Newcastle @ Tottenham on January 14 2007)
        10) David Beckham - 80.5mph (for Man Utd @ Derby on September 4 1996)
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82857

          #5
          This one was 222 kmh (138 mph)

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          • FuzzyDunlop
            SBR MVP
            • 01-15-11
            • 2422

            #6
            David Hirst has the fastest shot "recorded" using modern technology with a 114mph shot. There are accounts of faster shots but since the FIFA doesn't keep track of them there isn't a defined record.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Paver???

              Now what??

              It seems hard to believe you kicked ball that hard based on previous data here by Fuzzy
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              • pavyracer
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-12-07
                • 82857

                #8
                Tell that to the guy who broke his leg JJ. He tried to block the shot and fractured his leg.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9


                  Paver you could not beat me in street soccer
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                  • wtf
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-22-08
                    • 12983

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                    I played college soccer coach. I know how to kick the ball and can make you impotent with one soccer kick. They clocked my shot at 119 mph in college.
                    OMG


                    how can sasquash even kick anything?

                    this ranks right up there when pavy "claimed" he was a greek pop singer
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                    • pavyracer
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 04-12-07
                      • 82857

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold


                      Paver you could not beat me in street soccer
                      I'd bet you a nickel I can beat you blindfolded.
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                      • nyed1010
                        Restricted User
                        • 12-05-10
                        • 1569

                        #12
                        Paver saying he played soccer = Deuce saying he played for the detroit red wings = VegasInsider saying he lives in Vegas and bets sports for a living
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                        • blittydeuce
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-11-08
                          • 5572

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold


                          Paver you could not beat me in street soccer
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                          • zgates
                            Restricted User
                            • 03-05-11
                            • 176

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FuzzyDunlop
                            Congrats on kicking a ball 5 mph faster than the fastest recorded shot in the history of the planet.

                            Hardest Soccer Shot Ever?
                            The hardest (fastest) recorded soccer shot in the English Premier League according to The Guardian Unlimited is 114 mph by David Hirst. While there is no official record The Guardian's staff used measurements from the Sky Sports Replay 2000 tracking machine to provide their Top Ten Hardest Shots.
                            The Top Ten in order:
                            1) David Hirst - 114mph (for Sheffield Wednesday @ Arsenal on September 16 1996)
                            2) David Beckham - 97.9mph (for Man Utd v Chelsea on February 22 1997)
                            3) David Trezeguet - 96mph (for Monaco @ Man Utd on March 19 1998)
                            4) Richie Humphreys - 95.9mph (for Sheffield Wednesday v Aston Villa on August 17 1996)
                            5) Matt Le Tissier - 86.8mph (for Southampton v Newcastle on January 18 1997)
                            6) Alan Shearer - 85.8mph (for Newcastle v Leicester on February 2 1997)
                            7) Roberto Carlos - 85.2mph (for Brazil v France on June 3 1997)
                            8) Tugay - 84.2mph (for Blackburn @ Southampton on November 3 2001)
                            9) Obafemi Martins - 84mph (for Newcastle @ Tottenham on January 14 2007)
                            10) David Beckham - 80.5mph (for Man Utd @ Derby on September 4 1996)
                            i knew pavy was a BS artist. hows it feel to get caught out mr. smarty pants
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                            • ebbearsfb1
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-07-08
                              • 18815

                              #15
                              Originally posted by nyed1010
                              Paver saying he played soccer = Deuce saying he played for the detroit red wings = VegasInsider saying he lives in Vegas and bets sports for a living
                              Hahaahaha sbr home of the dreamer
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                              • FourLengthsClear
                                SBR MVP
                                • 12-29-10
                                • 3808

                                #16
                                Originally posted by FuzzyDunlop
                                Congrats on kicking a ball 5 mph faster than the fastest recorded shot in the history of the planet.

                                Hardest Soccer Shot Ever?
                                The hardest (fastest) recorded soccer shot in the English Premier League according to The Guardian Unlimited is 114 mph by David Hirst. While there is no official record The Guardian's staff used measurements from the Sky Sports Replay 2000 tracking machine to provide their Top Ten Hardest Shots.
                                The Top Ten in order:
                                1) David Hirst - 114mph (for Sheffield Wednesday @ Arsenal on September 16 1996)
                                2) David Beckham - 97.9mph (for Man Utd v Chelsea on February 22 1997)
                                3) David Trezeguet - 96mph (for Monaco @ Man Utd on March 19 1998)
                                4) Richie Humphreys - 95.9mph (for Sheffield Wednesday v Aston Villa on August 17 1996)
                                5) Matt Le Tissier - 86.8mph (for Southampton v Newcastle on January 18 1997)
                                6) Alan Shearer - 85.8mph (for Newcastle v Leicester on February 2 1997)
                                7) Roberto Carlos - 85.2mph (for Brazil v France on June 3 1997)
                                8) Tugay - 84.2mph (for Blackburn @ Southampton on November 3 2001)
                                9) Obafemi Martins - 84mph (for Newcastle @ Tottenham on January 14 2007)
                                10) David Beckham - 80.5mph (for Man Utd @ Derby on September 4 1996)
                                Just wanted to highlight no. 7 on this list. What is most interesting here is not the power but the technique needed to get that much spinm/swerve.

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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  So now Paver never even touched a soccer ball??

                                  When does it end, I swear I thought this guy played semi pro soccer the way he handicaps the euro leagues

                                  No way this guy is a Deuce, something must be screwed up here
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                                  • doublej95
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-26-10
                                    • 14094

                                    #18
                                    SBR Players Talk where you can be anything you want to be.
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                                    • daneault23
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-08-09
                                      • 3873

                                      #19
                                      I raced a cop on a horse once, and won. True story. It was recorded by some friends during a Memorial Day Parade back in high school. Of course, I got a head start
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        I started an innocent thread now paver in hot water.

                                        Paver make a soccer video and shut these clowns up,
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                                        • pavyracer
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 04-12-07
                                          • 82857

                                          #21
                                          Didn't know you have to be a pro to play soccer in college. I still play on the weekends. JJ since you play street soccer why don't you make a video tomorrow and show us your skills.
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                                          • daneault23
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-08-09
                                            • 3873

                                            #22
                                            JJ can you balance the ball on your foot for more than 5 seconds?? What about rollin the ball on your heel and kick it up? Let's see it
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                                            • ebbearsfb1
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 12-07-08
                                              • 18815

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by doublej95
                                              SBR Players Talk where you can be anything you want to be.
                                              Hahaha... yes u can lol, I'm a professional jockey that plays linebacker, for the steelers, who also was captain of the 85 villanova squad who beat gtown, and is the sharpest gambler in all of sbr who bets 100k a game... ooo wait that was a dream, ummm o well sbr doesn't need to know that
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                Paver looks more like a goalie, I cannot picture him dribbling a soccer ball without falling down.

                                                Point of whole thread is I am trying to find out why he is a very good soccer handicapper
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                                                • Chandler
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 01-16-11
                                                  • 705

                                                  #25
                                                  good call on the goalie thing. He's tall... big hands....

                                                  I think he might be foreign. might have grown up watching the game.
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #26
                                                    Chandler you might be right
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                                                    • Karayilan9
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 01-10-09
                                                      • 3742

                                                      #27
                                                      JJ where is that video of you playing the beautiful game
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                                                      • pavyracer
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 04-12-07
                                                        • 82857

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        Paver looks more like a goalie, I cannot picture him dribbling a soccer ball without falling down.

                                                        Point of whole thread is I am trying to find out why he is a very good soccer handicapper
                                                        JJ I believe I told you I started gambling soccer when I was in HS.

                                                        You make it seem that I'm some kind of uncoordinated fat guy with a beer belly that can't run and dribble with a soccer ball.
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
                                                          Paver try and catch me, I can fly for being 5-4


                                                          Paver you should make a video if you go to bash, they love soccer in CR

                                                          I think your living in the wrong area, where you are everyone loves guns and strippers
                                                          I would get out and go to Europe
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                                                          • Smoke
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 10-09-09
                                                            • 48111

                                                            #30
                                                            Nice outfit paver

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                                                            • cant call it
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-29-10
                                                              • 8817

                                                              #31
                                                              what do you do now paver?
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Smoke
                                                                Nice outfit paver


                                                                lol.................Paver
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                                                                • Ace_of_Spades
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-14-09
                                                                  • 13518

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                  I played college soccer coach. I know how to kick the ball and can make you impotent with one soccer kick. They clocked my shot at 119 mph in college.
                                                                  You wish

                                                                  Another wannabe.
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