jjgold self-pwning (epic lols inside)

**GOIRISH** · 03-18-11, 05:12 PM

not funny

**rfr3sh** · 03-18-11, 05:14 PM

**jjgold** · 03-18-11, 05:15 PM

My line service was wrong

It said game was a night game, plus did a few lines and had some Brandy

**chemicalbrother** · 03-18-11, 05:16 PM

i dunno...he was saying 'let's root for bruce pearl', dude said 'game's already over', jj said 'dude, i got 6 tv's right in front of me', dude says 'uhhh, game's been over for 45 minutes', jj says 'oh'.

i dunno, i thought it was funny.

**chemicalbrother** · 03-18-11, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

My line service was wrong

It said game was a night game, plus did a few lines and had some Brandy

haha, i don't really care that you didn't know when a game was played.

i'm more chuckling because you clearly thought you were right, and pulled the 'listen guy, i got a wall of tv's here...i think i would know if the game was over' card.

**jjgold** · 03-18-11, 05:52 PM

I had no idea Tenn got fukkin drilled plus I bet them

I usually do not make mistakes like that

**stealthyburrito** · 03-18-11, 05:55 PM

Indicates how sharp he is.

**jjgold** · 03-18-11, 05:58 PM

Stealthy I am very sharp

Was drinking

Right now having vodka/tonic on ice

**shari91** · 03-18-11, 06:00 PM

Classic

**jjgold** · 03-18-11, 06:02 PM

Fuk you Shari

Not afraid of you like most are here

**donkdown** · 03-18-11, 06:04 PM

Shari

or gtfo!!

**shari91** · 03-18-11, 06:08 PM

**jjgold** · 03-18-11, 06:18 PM

Shari your the 11th rated most miserable person on SBR, big deal I made a mistake.

Piling on is your thing I guess

**shari91** · 03-18-11, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Shari your the 11th rated most miserable person on SBR, big deal I made a mistake. Piling on is your thing I guess

I learned from the Messiah

**Powderguy** · 03-18-11, 07:31 PM

Even the great ones are human

**chemicalbrother** · 03-18-11, 07:35 PM

the way i saw it, the issue wasn't at all that jj didn't know the game was over, it was the "dude i have 6 tv's in front of me game was not played yet" comment that made it comedy. if you have 6 tv's, and there are 4 games on at a time,, you'd think one of the 6 would've had the UM/tenn game on especially if you bet it, right? haha

the more you think about it, the funnier it is.

**Powderguy** · 03-18-11, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by chemicalbrother

the way i saw it, the issue wasn't at all that jj didn't know the game was over, it was the "dude i have 6 tv's in front of me game was not played yet" comment that made it comedy. if you have 6 tv's, and there are 4 games on at a time,, you'd think one of the 6 would've had the UM/tenn game on especially if you bet it, right? haha

the more you think about it, the funnier it is.

It all makes sense now

**THE PROFIT** · 03-18-11, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by chemicalbrother

the way i saw it, the issue wasn't at all that jj didn't know the game was over, it was the "dude i have 6 tv's in front of me game was not played yet" comment that made it comedy. if you have 6 tv's, and there are 4 games on at a time,, you'd think one of the 6 would've had the UM/tenn game on especially if you bet it, right? haha

the more you think about it, the funnier it is.

6 tv's doesnt mean shit. 1 had Andy Griffith, one had to catch a predator, one had Dr Phil, etc...

**nyjets15** · 03-18-11, 08:53 PM

i don't know him, but it sure seems like JJ lied about having 6 tvs on 1 wall

**jjgold** · 03-18-11, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by shari91

I learned from the Messiah

Shari please go get LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will pay a guy if you like (escort)

Never said I had 6 tvs on wall

**BIGDAY** · 03-18-11, 09:04 PM

Love the SBR drama

**jjgold** · 03-18-11, 09:10 PM

One thing I cannot stand is a sexually frustrated woman that takes her anger out on guys like me
Its not my problem she cannot get it good.
All she does is make fun of me like she is some super model fukkin elitist

You see when you do not *** you become angry and tensed up

Heck I get like that all the time but will spray some coke on my cock and at least get it hard and get a cock tingle out of it

Its not a real release but better than nothing

Shari once told me she does not pleasure herself

Common put the pussy under the water hose and release, who gives a fuk

**CarpeDime** · 03-18-11, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by chemicalbrother

i dunno...he was saying 'let's root for bruce pearl', dude said 'game's already over', jj said 'dude, i got 6 tv's right in front of me', dude says 'uhhh, game's been over for 45 minutes', jj says 'oh'.

i dunno, i thought it was funny.

it was awesome, thanks for posting

laugh of the week for me

Originally posted by chemicalbrother

haha, i don't really care that you didn't know when a game was played.

i'm more chuckling because you clearly thought you were right, and pulled the 'listen guy, i got a wall of tv's here...i think i would know if the game was over' card.

**stealthyburrito** · 03-18-11, 09:43 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

One thing I cannot stand is a sexually frustrated woman that takes her anger out on guys like me
Its not my problem she cannot get it good.
All she does is make fun of me like she is some super model fukkin elitist

You see when you do not *** you become angry and tensed up

Heck I get like that all the time but will spray some coke on my cock and at least get it hard and get a cock tingle out of it

Its not a real release but better than nothing

Shari once told me she does not pleasure herself

Common put the pussy under the water hose and release, who gives a fuk

unreal

jj if you get hard, and don't release, that is only going to build up tension.

**underthe total** · 03-18-11, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Indicates how sharp he is.

has no fukking relation to ones sharpness for to not know when a game has been played or who they have.....unless you mean dull like a butter knife, then yes i agree.

**KGambler** · 03-18-11, 09:51 PM

Nice thread.

Not sure why jjgold is going off on Shari. She is not the one who made the thread. I think she put a smiley face icon or something. Relax, JJ. No need to take your issues with women out on her.

**jjgold** · 03-19-11, 06:50 AM

KGambler good point

I was angry

**ChileCheese** · 03-19-11, 08:57 AM

Its time you stuck it to Shari JJ. Put on your yarmka and do her right big boy.

**Vaughany** · 03-19-11, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

One thing I cannot stand is a sexually frustrated woman that takes her anger out on guys like me
Its not my problem she cannot get it good.
All she does is make fun of me like she is some super model fukkin elitist

You see when you do not *** you become angry and tensed up

Heck I get like that all the time but will spray some coke on my cock and at least get it hard and get a cock tingle out of it

Its not a real release but better than nothing

Shari once told me she does not pleasure herself

Common put the pussy under the water hose and release, who gives a fuk

**Smoke** · 03-19-11, 09:13 AM

Yea I think its time Shari takes some of sportsbook winnings, fly to Newark, and let JJ bang her. Its long overdue

**jjgold** · 03-19-11, 09:15 AM

Lets have a good day boys'

**daimoshokage** · 03-19-11, 09:18 AM

what an idiot

the game is fukking over

**cant call it** · 03-19-11, 09:27 AM

they are at halftime right now right?
oh wait, no.
jj fukkin facepalm again.
better call henry for advice on your next play bro.

**Jaug** · 03-19-11, 09:55 AM