Want to work for SBR??? What would be your job...

[GJMike]

...and salary?

And my favorite question; How will you make SBR better for the loyal visitors and stronger finacially?

1.) Programmer
2.) A lot
3.) Ways that couldn't even be imagined.

[benjy]

Job: source of sanity.
Salary: Something reasonable.

[cant call it]

massage therapist I specialize in women named judie

[CarpeDime]

Host - SBR TV.

p/t gig....so it could certainly be worked out via points & expenses.

If I couldn't be a vast improvement over Loshak's tenure......I would be willing to blow my brains out!!

Much love.....

I'll give it to you pal, your good....................real good......

I found your shoutout vid, i was watching it with a fukin pad and pen in hand ready to fukin slam you but when i saw it i was like "fuk...............this guy is good.............................real good................"

you are obviously trained in the classical Casey Kasem style of broadcasting that is wofully nonappreciated and unperfected these days.....none of these uneducated hamburgers on sbr are refined enough to get any of that, but i do......i took some classes in Casey Kasem style when i was in broadcasting school.......i flunked out. no surprise there to you i am sure.

and your teeth are phenomenal.....REAL fukin white........you dont see awesome teeth like that anymore.....broadcasters now all have "hip" discolored teeth......zero class.........zero charm..........

still, id eat you alive in a caping contest though son.......im sharp as a fukin tack guy..........your a swell guy but i mean common.........

[opie1988]

I'll give it to you pal, your good....................real good......

I found your shoutout vid, i was watching it with a fukin pad and pen in hand ready to fukin slam you but when i saw it i was like "fuk...............this guy is good.............................real good................"

you are obviously trained in the classical Casey Kasem style of broadcasting that is wofully nonappreciated and unperfected these days.....none of these uneducated hamburgers on sbr are refined enough to get any of that, but i do......i took some classes in Casey Kasem style when i was in broadcasting school.......i flunked out. no surprise there to you i am sure.

and your teeth are phenomenal.....REAL fukin white........you dont see awesome teeth like that anymore.....broadcasters now all have "hip" discolored teeth......zero class.........zero charm..........

still, id eat you alive in a caping contest though son.......im sharp as a fukin tack guy..........your a swell guy but i mean common.........

Bravo....Loshak....Bravo!!

Very impressive.

The old retribution via post technique. Very old school.......

[goofyre]

Job: IT, I graduate with Bachelors in CIS in December.
Salary: Pay off my Student Loans.
I'm young and enjoy gambling and drinking, send me to Vegas and I can recruit more college aged kids, they are the most impulsive gamblers.

[starfire]

be 1 of Sbr's many ghost and become:
StarFreeze!
give out Nothing but losing plays

[vyomguy]

I can be a programmer. So many features I can think of which this site lacks.

[Casperwaits]

Position: Comedy Writer

Salary: 1000 points a month

Daily threads with humor and relevance concerning sports, gambling and pop culture. I feel my experiences over the years gives me an insight that many would find enjoyable on SBR. If asked nicely, I would provide nudes as well.

[SoV]

Casper, you fukk, gave me a loser in the Rockets game.

[Casperwaits]

Casper, you fukk, gave me a loser in the Rockets game.

I thought the OVER would cover. What can I say..lol.

[tony_come]

Market the women population

sbr needs more women

[thezbar]

Part time moderator. Its the next logical step after posting. I respect the Peter principle. 10 bucks an hour.

[Killer_Demo]

flyer passer out
salary negotiable

I can hit up all the degenerate spots in nor-cal and post up info about the board

[THE PROFIT]

I am a marketing genius. I could do a lot for this place. Im not really taking on any new clients at the moment but for the right amount SBR could be my main client

[LLXC]

This site is the number 1 site for many reasons but as of lately I know alot of posters have left due to how much arguing and comlete unecessary bickering goes on. half the shit argued about in the threads have nothing to do with capping. people come to this site to see picks of alot of different great cappers.

Most of the bickering occurs inside someone's pick thread. How about a subforum where only the poster can post their own plays, with no replies from others?

[SBR_John]

Wow! Tons of talent. Shocked. (wonder what the boys are saying around the water jug about this thread?)

[zam77]

Forum Shrink
Salary: paid by posters 1 pt./1 minute... preferred scheduled appointments would be available at 17 pt. scheduling fee plus 1 pt. per minute. Any pay by SBR would be negotiable based on results.

Posters can visit through the "SBR Shrink Link"... would be there to help any barrelled in fuks try and see there way back to reality... also be there for people who need to talk about their sad moments without trashing up the forum (you know who you are)... Shrink link would be strictly confidential with a few loop holes for legal protection, but would be their to specifically to help posters in times of need. iifold would be an ideal shrink, but he would have to go through a few sessions first.

How will this make sbr better for loyal visitors and stronger financially?
This would demonstrate SBR's concern for the well being of their posters and in turn convert into more loyalty and make SBR stronger financially in the simplest of terms. The novelty of the idea would provide a further source of entertainment.

[opie1988]

Forum Shrink
Salary: paid by posters 1 pt./1 minute... preferred scheduled appointments would be available at 17 pt. scheduling fee plus 1 pt. per minute. Any pay by SBR would be negotiable based on results.

Posters can visit through the "SBR Shrink Link"... would be there to help any barrelled in fuks try and see there way back to reality... also be there for people who need to talk about their sad moments without trashing up the forum (you know who you are)... Shrink link would be strictly confidential with a few loop holes for legal protection, but would be their to specifically to help posters in times of need. iifold would be an ideal shrink, but he would have to go through a few sessions first.

How will this make sbr better for loyal visitors and stronger financially?
This would demonstrate SBR's concern for the well being of their posters and in turn convert into more loyalty and make SBR stronger financially in the simplest of terms. The novelty of the idea would provide a further source of entertainment.

Zammer-

I'd like to pay for a full 12-step program for Rod, beginning immediately. His posts are becoming increasingly more manic on what seems like a nightly basis now.

Its quite worrisome.

[opie1988]

*****UPDATE****


SBRJohn & I are currently in negotiations for me to relieve Loshak of his hosting duties.

The absence of any episodes lately is primarily due to Loshak's mind-numbingly lame commentary, and shockingly failed attempts to make these shows even remotely watchable.

With SBR's rapid growth, SBRJohn.....much to his credit....has realized that said growth has far outpaced Loshak's ability. Both from a on-air talent perspective, as well as his relatively simple intellectual capacity.

Well done on this, John.

I know its hard to sh*tcan your friends. But as I've often said, we're trying to run a gambling chit-chat room here.....not a popularity contest!!

Adieu, Loshak!!

p.s. As gay as they are.....I can't stop with the emoticons. I'm addicted!

[excel]

I would be sbrs live technical poker support 24/7 for 450 a week. Poker open 24/7 means more rake/loyal player base.

[bookie]

Position: Legacy and Social Media Outreach Guy
Salary: Negotiable

One part of my job would be to contact journalists who have written about sports betting in order to pitch SBR as a source of industry information. By developing relations over time we could get the SBR URL circulated in the press, and increase top-of-the-funnel traffic.

Another part of my job would be to find and contact consistent quality bloggers on poker and sports betting, as well as non-gaming sports forum owners, in order to introduce them to our to-be-developed package of webmaster services (SBRodds feed, guest posts and dialogue comments, cross-promotional interviews on SBR TV).

If SBR were to develop a “Covers Experts” type service, I could plan and execute a media strategy for promoting its handicapping stable.

[Swinging Johnson]

Audiocaster: Posters LOVE to hear their names shouted out. But this would be more interactive. I would create a daily podcast between 3-5 minutes in length (any longer and the attention span wavers) with a pick(s) of the day and keep a legitimate record. In addition I would refer to any posters (within the context of my audiocast) who leave comments (the negative ones would make far more entertaining material) in a thread devoted to this feature. I have done this for sportsbooks before and would enjoy the opportunity to create it here. I would also respond, via posting, to any comments during the day. The audiocast would be up by 10am everyday and I think it would catch on quite nicely. Pay: Negotiable and could be partially predicated on poster interest.

[opie1988]

Audiocaster: Posters LOVE to hear their names shouted out. But this would be more interactive. I would create a daily podcast between 3-5 minutes in length (any longer and the attention span wavers) with a pick(s) of the day and keep a legitimate record. In addition I would refer to any posters (within the context of my audiocast) who leave comments (the negative ones would make far more entertaining material) in a thread devoted to this feature. I have done this for sportsbooks before and would enjoy the opportunity to create it here. I would also respond, via posting, to any comments during the day. The audiocast would be up by 10am everyday and I think it would catch on quite nicely. Pay: Negotiable and could be partially predicated on poster interest.

Good post.

Well done.

[Swinging Johnson]

Good post.

Well done.

Thanks Opie. Lots of haters out there, particularly if one assumes the role of a tout. However, this could be far more entertaining and less in your face. I appreciate your endorsement.

[no1here]

I would be poker moderator. I would install poker links, referral system, and points being worthy enough to buy both poker and sports cash. Another forum with points charges 3500 pts for $25. cash at several sites besides moneybookers profiting by $10. Poker links would make SBR an absolute ton and referral system would increase whole site at least three fold with no limit for poker players.

[COYLO]

debt collector / kneebreaker - gotta take care of the stiffs

[hubie69]

I would be a PHP/aspx dev for SBR and in general a tech consultant/advisor. Salary: 85/yr.

I would actually implement what the people on the forums want, tweaks/upgrades to the ui, fix chat, maybe do some moderation, etc. SBR is a board OF the members FOR the members, and I would be sure that the posters stay is a comfortable and easy as possible.

[pavyracer]

Did anyone get hired for a job or was this a joke?

[durito]

Accurate sportsbook ratings.

$300k per year

[SBR_John]

I would be a PHP/aspx dev for SBR and in general a tech consultant/advisor. Salary: 85/yr.

I would actually implement what the people on the forums want, tweaks/upgrades to the ui, fix chat, maybe do some moderation, etc. SBR is a board OF the members FOR the members, and I would be sure that the posters stay is a comfortable and easy as possible.

We could use a top notch PHP guy.