Unless your name is Tom Brady or the dude who she is currently hanging on, I think you would need to kidnap her. Eventually then you would need to kill her because when she got away she would go directly to the cops with a story of how you knocked her in the head and she went out like a light. Strangely enough she would never thank you for fixing the crazy eye thing.
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RageWizardSBR MVP
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The HGSBR MVP
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#37Unless your name is Tom Brady or the dude who she is currently hanging on, I think you would need to kidnap her. Eventually then you would need to kill her because when she got away she would go directly to the cops with a story of how you knocked her in the head and she went out like a light. Strangely enough she would never thank you for fixing the crazy eye thing.
And I would NEVER want to fix her cross-eyed sh*t, I wasn't even that into her until I saw the cross-eyed/big-titty combo on that video she posted.Comment -
RobynSBR Hall of Famer
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#38Originally posted by imgv94Hilarious
WRONG.
I've tried expensive stuff and I've tried cheap stuff. It all makes me feel like ass.Comment -
BrUno0SBR Wise Guy
- 03-30-08
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#39marijuana is so great, you can do it daily, and you can get stoned pretty much before anything, pot mixes with everything, and everything is better when you're stoned!
Other stuff like Lsd or acid, E, all call for only specific situations, their use is very situational, as many other drugs are.
also swede, how many people do you know who have overdosed from LSD?Comment -
imgv94SBR Posting Legend
- 11-16-05
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#40Yeah...I'm not very good with drug lingo. Especially drugs that make me feel like a worthless human being. I have had this conversation with potheads in the past. They always say "You are just smoking the wrong stuff".
WRONG.
I've tried expensive stuff and I've tried cheap stuff. It all makes me feel like ass.Comment -
BrUno0SBR Wise Guy
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RageWizardSBR MVP
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#42No no that's not what I want. I'd want her to want to be there, that's why I would need to lure her, you see what I'm saying? When those blacks and chinese lured white women with opium and coke, the white women wanted to be there, at least for the time being, you see what I'm saying? I would want to see the look of cross-eyed desire in her eyes, or at least in one of them, or whatever. However desire displays itself in the eyes of the cross-eyed.
And I would NEVER want to fix her cross-eyed sh*t, I wasn't even that into her until I saw the cross-eyed/big-titty combo on that video she posted.Comment -
ShamsWoof10SBR MVP
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#43Yeah...I'm not very good with drug lingo. Especially drugs that make me feel like a worthless human being. I have had this conversation with potheads in the past. They always say "You are just smoking the wrong stuff".
WRONG.
I've tried expensive stuff and I've tried cheap stuff. It all makes me feel like ass.
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imgv94SBR Posting Legend
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Especially some of that sticky icky icky.Comment -
imgv94SBR Posting Legend
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RobynSBR Hall of Famer
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#46You guys are speaking Chinese. Sticky icky icky??Comment -
BrUno0SBR Wise Guy
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ShamsWoof10SBR MVP
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#48Yeah.. when I first started smoking I passed out here and there... Now I can smoke a pound and won't pass out... I usually get high before working out... I couldn't or wouldn't have done anything like that when I first started smoking...
I max. squat, bench, and military when I am high which is more work then most who don't smoke do in a day... Don't get me wrong I can't smoke a blunt and work out... A blunt is OVER KILL bigtime....
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curiousRestricted User
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#49You get white women with a good investment portfolio. Who comes up with this nonsense?Comment -
imgv94SBR Posting Legend
- 11-16-05
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#50You smoke weed and then workout? WowComment -
ShamsWoof10SBR MVP
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#51OH HELL YEAH... it's great... I'll take two bong rips and load up the squat rack...
I am ULLLLLLTRA Paranoid when I lift and I do it very carefully and controlled...
I've played FULL CONTACT FULL EQUIPMENT Football before.. That was pretty interesting... Talk about paranoid...
I jock when other posters call her BONES...
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matskralcSBR High Roller
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ShamsWoof10SBR MVP
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See I don't think all of you are stupid.. just most of you..
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swede96SBR MVP
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swede96SBR MVP
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#56I have one friend that just couldn't handle it. He'd puke every time he smoked. Everyone is different. I used to be able to function on the stuff. Now that I'm older, I don't even like to leave the house when I'm high. Paranoia is a shitty thing.Comment -
swede96SBR MVP
- 12-05-07
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#57Yeah.. when I first started smoking I passed out here and there... Now I can smoke a pound and won't pass out... I usually get high before working out... I couldn't or wouldn't have done anything like that when I first started smoking...
I max. squat, bench, and military when I am high which is more work then most who don't smoke do in a day... Don't get me wrong I can't smoke a blunt and work out... A blunt is OVER KILL bigtime....
I think back to how many of those things I used to smoke and the money it cost me and it makes me sick. Blunts are fun, but when it's just you and one other person you're just asking to be useless for the day.Comment -
picoBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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towards end of the month, i can only feel something when i smoke a blunt in the morning.Comment
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