The 2011 SBR Bash Excuse List

[Extra Innings]

38 % of who signed up will go and those who post about it weekly won't go and your damn right, I'm going to remind you about it.

1. My passport will not arrive in time.
2. My boss won't let me take off.
3. SBR won't comp my travels.
4. Willie Bee gave me an infraction.
5. My sister is pregnant.

[flyingillini]

God Bless this thread! You will have a lot more excuses.... Once the signups come out you will have everyone and their Mother saying they are going to go. Like I said, when it's all said and done very few of them will show up. I could care less who goes, I know I am going and looking forward in the ya and firme hyna's.

[paco]

Looking forward to more drinks with u EI and Illini. I am scared to fly out the country being muslim and all.

[jwbama23]

I would defintilely like to meet all 3 posters above

[Illusion]

6. My hemroids can not handle such a long flight. This is gonne be a great thread.

[VegasInsider]

7. I cannot leave the country due to court order. Apparently, they think I'm a flight risk.

[beermankirk]

passport and flight expense, for me.... in advance, plus im new here.

[Smoke]

Too busy fukkin the girlfriend in the ass

[lunchbawks]

Another poster would gun me down for all the shit I talk.

[rake922]

Another poster would gun me down for all the shit I talk.

I don't know you

[Saunders FTW]

I sprained my ankle

[99Boxster]

Sharp thread

[JMobile]

Too fuking far from home. I get home sick.

[Extra Innings]

7. I cannot leave the country due to court order. Apparently, they think I'm a flight risk.

Nicky Santoro has used that in the past

[ttwarrior1]

no money is a good excuse, half the forum is buried

[Rod1010]

no money is a good excuse, half the forum is buried

Might eat passengers on plane.

[THE PROFIT]

I cant get on a plane because Im on the watch list.

I'm Osama Bin Drinkin

[tblues2005]

That might be true. I am probably not going to go though. I think going anywhere outside of the country right now is risky unless it is Canada.

[Extra Innings]

8. The deposit is too high

[Extra Innings]

9. I don't use ccards

[stealthyburrito]

Might eat passengers on plane.

[cant call it]

10. Cocaine is a helluva drug

[onetrickpony]

11. balls have yet to drop

[ryanspeer2001]

12. Don't like having a good time.

[mikejamm]

Some pissed off muslim on tilt will probably blow up the plane!

[Dirty Sanchez]

38 % of who signed up will go and those who post about it weekly won't go and your damn right, I'm going to remind you about it.

1. My passport will not arrive in time.
2. My boss won't let me take off.
3. SBR won't comp my travels.
4. Willie Bee gave me an infraction.
5. My sister is pregnant.

Man...you got your sister pregnant? Where do you live....Mississippi?

[nyed1010]

13) don't want to be seen with a bunch of fugly overweight middle age degenerate gamblers. I mean holy shit, have you guys seen sammy's thread with pictures of a past bash , I'm pretty sure I've seen half of those guys on To Catch a Predator.

[Extra Innings]

Excuses need to be related to those who committed and then backed out.

[pavyracer]

14. My mom said if I go she is renting the basement I stay at her house out.

[ebbearsfb1]

15. im too busy capping games. to hang out with a bunch of losers

[THEGREAT30]

No black people go to a bash celebrating a site that allows for some of its most notable posters to post consistent racial hate

[compaqDikk]

fact 1/3 of sbr pros wear a monitoring bracelet
fact 2/4's of non pros were one too

[HotStreak]

And #1...............



MY MOM WONT LET ME!

[lolguy999]

38 % of who signed up will go and those who post about it weekly won't go and your damn right, I'm going to remind you about it. 1. My passport will not arrive in time. 2. My boss won't let me take off. 3. SBR won't comp my travels. 4. Willie Bee gave me an infraction. 5. My sister is pregnant.

my sister is pregnant... where do u get these IDEAS!
and ya... my mom wont let me

[20Four7]

Looking forward to more drinks with u EI and Illini. I am scared to fly out the country being muslim and all.

I am flying out of Detroit Paco..... I'll play air marshal and you play terrorist and we'll see what happens .... LOL

j/k