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  • shari91
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-23-10
    • 32661

    #36
    Originally posted by the_situation
    There should seriously be an age requirement on this forum.
    There is

    When you initially register at SBR, you electronically sign that you are of legal age (either 18 or 21) in your jurisdiction. There is NO WAY someone would sign their name to something that was a blatant lie
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    • the_situation
      SBR MVP
      • 10-22-10
      • 2735

      #37
      Originally posted by shari91
      There is

      When you initially register at SBR, you electronically sign that you are of legal age (either 18 or 21) in your jurisdiction. There is NO WAY someone would sign their name to something that was a blatant lie
      Of course not Shari. Frizelli is definitely 18+
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      • YorkHunt
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-11-10
        • 7496

        #38
        Site should require ID check to avoid ghosts as well
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        • doublej95
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-26-10
          • 14094

          #39
          how could one person like warrior lose so much at the game of life. Amazing.
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          • Mr KLC
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-19-07
            • 31100

            #40
            Warrior, I'm going to tell you what worked for me. Take a break. Let your points build up from posting for a month or so without gambling it away. In the meantime, by recreation only, investigate a system that might work for you. I'll use myself as an example. I was a middle of the road handicapper averaging 45-48% on my picks, and making nothing at all. I took a break for a few months from using real money, and played around with different aspects of the online gambling world. Suddenly, I found out I can do blackjack OK. I practiced my trade online until I found a system that worked for me, and I'm now rolling. There is never a perfect gambling strategy, but there are stopgaps you can implement to minimize risk if you find a system that works for you.
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            • icancount2one
              SBR MVP
              • 01-05-10
              • 1507

              #41
              Well TT, you are depressed and self-destructive. That's part of why your blood flow is down (numb lips, hands, genitals).

              If you are actually good at picking, you shouldn't have a problem betting singles, just don't be embarrassed to bet $1-$5 when you're starting with just $200.

              If you don't have the self control to wait four days with $200 in an account to start betting, you cannot win long term at any form of gambling, so quit now.
              Walter forgot... when you're desperate's when you got no choice.
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              • DMAVS
                SBR MVP
                • 02-19-11
                • 1042

                #42
                Yeah, if you cant go a day without betting just because you have the money in the account.. you need to get out before its too late.
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                • str
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-12-09
                  • 11788

                  #43
                  If you really want to turn things around, you can.It is a mind set.
                  Seems as though you enjoy the abuse .
                  A lot of people in much worse spots have done remarkable things.
                  But, it starts with you.
                  We are ready anytime you are!
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                  • SoV
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 03-21-10
                    • 6420

                    #44
                    You have the wrong BJ down, ttwarrior.

                    For money, you shouldn't play BJ. You should give BJs.
                    FML

                    http://forum.sbrforum.com/soccer-han...scussions.html
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                    • geebert74
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-03-09
                      • 2445

                      #45
                      take 7 points on me bro
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                      • Chandler
                        Restricted User
                        • 01-16-11
                        • 705

                        #46
                        Warrior, you are about to hit it big

                        I think today is your day
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                        • shari91
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 02-23-10
                          • 32661

                          #47
                          Originally posted by Rod1010
                          shari
                          People need to stop replying to this thread. Every time I see the title pop up on the first page I piss myself laughing. Warrior's a funny dude - that quote of his made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt
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                          • D3 Mighty Ducks
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-17-09
                            • 11939

                            #48
                            Living in his moms basement
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                            • doublej95
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-26-10
                              • 14094

                              #49
                              Originally posted by Chandler
                              Warrior, you are about to hit it big

                              I think today is your day

                              Hitting the dollar menu at McDonald's doesn't count.
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                              • SoV
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 03-21-10
                                • 6420

                                #50
                                Originally posted by doublej95


                                Hitting the dollar menu at McDonald's doesn't count.
                                FML

                                http://forum.sbrforum.com/soccer-han...scussions.html
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                                • shari91
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 02-23-10
                                  • 32661

                                  #51
                                  You've got people in here giving him serious advice interspersed with guys like D3, doublej and SoV being cheeky little buggers.

                                  This thread has been in the top 5 each time I refresh the page. I'm seriously dying here so please STOP IT
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                                  • oiler
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 06-06-09
                                    • 6585

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                    same story, I havent posted a thread like this in weeks.

                                    I have a sunday million ticket at stars. 3 109 tickets on carbon. 3, 26 dollar tickets on full tilt. 33 in free play at bookmaker. and 75 bucks from the superbowl squares contest.

                                    Just wanting a break is all. I get so close

                                    Nobody takes the beats i do ever.

                                    I swear if anyone here wants to become a millionaire, just pm me for picks or sit next to me on a multi table blackjack table.

                                    On top of that my lips and hands are numb and i can't get a hard on
                                    yeah then u would have som eone else to cry with,gambling aint for crybabies,why do u think they call it gambling
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                                    • doublej95
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-26-10
                                      • 14094

                                      #53
                                      Ok no more comedy comments I'm not going to be responsible for Shari peeing her pants.
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                                      • WvGambler
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 04-19-10
                                        • 11618

                                        #54
                                        Ol' lieutenant lasagna has made another whiney thread eh?
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                                        • oiler
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 06-06-09
                                          • 6585

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by the_situation
                                          Of course not Shari. Frizelli is definitely 18+
                                          yeah but if your a pro,u have to be cause they need verification before u get paid and sure they wouldnt if u dont meet age requirement
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                                          • obamaismyuncle
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-31-08
                                            • 17801

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                            had 120 on bookmaker and lost it all in less then 20 minutes. I swear the dealer got 20 or 21 almost every hand unless it gave me 12 or something. Lost 48 of 50 hands on my account with dealer getting 7 blackjacks

                                            Got 13 points on sbr .

                                            If anyone can give me a winner with 13 points and what to do with it, Ill make the bet

                                            Almost made it through the month without losing it all. I could of at least waited till march 1st.

                                            Is depositing 200 bucks, losing it all in one day worth becoming an sbr pro? Thats what will happen if i deposit. It will be gone before app even accepted.

                                            anyone who uses an online casino needs to get their head checked, I would tell you how stupid you are but you'd only agree..
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                                            • Rod1010
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-01-10
                                              • 6208

                                              #57
                                              Epic thread
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                                              • frizzelli
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-06-10
                                                • 8916

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by the_situation
                                                Just by reading some of your past posts I can tell your some pinner 14 year old who talks smack behind a computer. (Even then I would probably lean under if it was set at 14). Get in bed before your mom comes to tuck you in and sees your not in.
                                                Is this a joke some numpty who names himself after some idiot off some stupid reality tv show taking shots at me .
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                                                • spankie
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 02-10-11
                                                  • 9992

                                                  #59
                                                  dunno whats worse.. this thread. or the fact that i just read this thread all on my non-smartphone.
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                                                  • SoV
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 03-21-10
                                                    • 6420

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by doublej95
                                                    Ok no more comedy comments I'm not going to be responsible for Shari peeing her pants.
                                                    Weak bladder.

                                                    And I thought the only one pissing their pants was ttwarrior, at the site of discounted burgers, fries, pizzas etc.
                                                    FML

                                                    http://forum.sbrforum.com/soccer-han...scussions.html
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                                                    • doublej95
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-26-10
                                                      • 14094

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by SoV
                                                      Weak bladder.

                                                      And I thought the only one pissing their pants was ttwarrior, at the site of discounted burgers, fries, pizzas etc.
                                                      I ain't risking getting slapped with an infraction if Shari pees her pants or spits coffee on her iPhone.
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                                                      • ehp6737
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 12-11-08
                                                        • 4185

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by SoV
                                                        You have the wrong BJ down, ttwarrior.

                                                        For money, you shouldn't play BJ. You should give BJs.
                                                        I almost spit my drink out when I read this....nice one
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                                                        • spankie
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-10-11
                                                          • 9992

                                                          #63
                                                          everyone knows the only way to make money online is the video slots in the casino.
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                                                          • geebert74
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 09-03-09
                                                            • 2445

                                                            #64
                                                            wow not even a thank you... Ouch!
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                                                            • Grits n' Gravy
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 06-10-10
                                                              • 13024

                                                              #65
                                                              i told you how to make money tt: enter a stan van gundy look alike contest.
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                                                              • StraitShooter
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 07-22-09
                                                                • 10464

                                                                #66
                                                                Listen!!!

                                                                You will never make money from the casinos!

                                                                You can send 25 bucks to Pheonix, Diamond or some other joint. Or send 50 bucks to 5 Dimes and try to SLOWLY trickle it to 200 bucks and become an sbr pro

                                                                For years I had loads of cash off shore. Today after losing all my 60 bucks last night I have zero balance off shore. I cant deposit today and hope to get one done over the next three days

                                                                But in truth..I sent 50 bucks to 5 dimes and had a little luck and got it to 200 bucks and sent in my application..More often then not, I lose all my money

                                                                But I wake up everyday expecting to go on the biggest winning streak of my life and thats what keeps me going. I love betting sports and I cant watch and enjoy a game or match unless I have at least 5 bucks on it..

                                                                take it from me. I once owned 3 houses thks to my dad busting his ass all his life before he died in 2000.

                                                                I now own 2 ..You can find my third house speckled in the off shore casinos of BestLineSports ( today betonline), bookmaker and 5 dimes. I learned the hard way there is absolutely no beating off shore casinos consistently. Having got caught up in the rush of it. Today my only bet consist of SBR points and thats pretty damn pathetic and nothing to be proud of
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                                                                • ttwarrior1
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 06-23-09
                                                                  • 28479

                                                                  #67
                                                                  they have a stan van gundy look alike contest? also im 38. I heard rebate wager doesn't have a online casino? If so this might be the place for me

                                                                  Against rules but Id pay real money for sbr points

                                                                  ty for the 7 pts geeber
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