Official sbr pro acceptance speech
Attention: ladies and gentlemen, guys and gals, pros and non, sbr and staff. Hello, and thank you, ahem (lightly taps microphone)
Its great to be here, my very first day becoming pro. I am inclined to tell you I feel reborn, almost like a new man. The feeling you get once you go pro, is fascinating, almost unexplainable. It feels as if god has looked down upon me and told me "you are my most wondrous creation".
It was not too long ago, I had only change left in my sb accounts. Last years football season got me down, and I am more to blame than anything for breaking one of my rules of betting, which is good money management. I lost my entire bankroll, my confidence, and I even lost a bet and had to wear auburn clothes.
I was so poor that I had to jack the dog off to feed the cat. (awaits laughter to subside) No, only kidding I jacked him off for the hell of it.
Things have changed now. I have revamped my accounts. Never again will I stray from my money management strategies. I have a 2nd home now. One that gives me 12 points per day. When is the last time you had a home that did not cost anything to you?
I wanted to take the time to thank the proper people,Lou, sbrjohn, shari, sbrjudie mchotness, mods, admins, web_connect, and bobby, you too brother and all other staff I have yet to know. You guys are the backbone
of the broken, degenerate, and sometimes lucky gambling world. You provide us with something when we have nothing. Thank you.
I hope to meet some of you in CR for the bash. I owe you a few drinks, and definitely a handshake. Cheers to you guys
Its great to be here, my very first day becoming pro. I am inclined to tell you I feel reborn, almost like a new man. The feeling you get once you go pro, is fascinating, almost unexplainable. It feels as if god has looked down upon me and told me "you are my most wondrous creation".
It was not too long ago, I had only change left in my sb accounts. Last years football season got me down, and I am more to blame than anything for breaking one of my rules of betting, which is good money management. I lost my entire bankroll, my confidence, and I even lost a bet and had to wear auburn clothes.
I was so poor that I had to jack the dog off to feed the cat. (awaits laughter to subside) No, only kidding I jacked him off for the hell of it.
Things have changed now. I have revamped my accounts. Never again will I stray from my money management strategies. I have a 2nd home now. One that gives me 12 points per day. When is the last time you had a home that did not cost anything to you?
I wanted to take the time to thank the proper people,Lou, sbrjohn, shari, sbrjudie mchotness, mods, admins, web_connect, and bobby, you too brother and all other staff I have yet to know. You guys are the backbone
of the broken, degenerate, and sometimes lucky gambling world. You provide us with something when we have nothing. Thank you.
I hope to meet some of you in CR for the bash. I owe you a few drinks, and definitely a handshake. Cheers to you guys
Welcome aboard the Greyhound Charter brother. Brighter days are way ahead of you now!
