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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Know Your Neighbor
    Jerkoff snow plowed my van in on purpose today
    Claimed I stole his air compressor

    What the fuk would I do with that???
  • onetrickpony
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-23-10
    • 9434

    #2


    posting is serious business in the great words of the profit
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      I wished I fukkin taped it
      Guy is a jerkoff, like 55 or so Irish and no neighbor likes him

      My Mom and Boy had it out with him today

      I stayed inside
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      • VegasInsider
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-12-10
        • 14593

        #4
        Wait until summer, ruin him with grass clippings or leaves in the fall.
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        • FourLengthsClear
          SBR MVP
          • 12-29-10
          • 3808

          #5
          Is this an elaborate cue for a video featuring an air compressor?
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          • Dirty Sanchez
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-01-10
            • 16031

            #6
            At least you can see the license plate to ensure it's yours
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            • wtf
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-22-08
              • 12983

              #7
              u probably use the compressor to blow air up your ass in some bizarre sexual self gratification
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              • doublej95
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-26-10
                • 14094

                #8
                you probably borrowed it for that job you had to install the wiring under the basement
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                • koby25
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-14-08
                  • 1507

                  #9
                  He didnt like your ride.
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                  • sickler
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-05-08
                    • 15006

                    #10
                    JJ, do something nice for your neighbour. Know your neighbour is to love your neighbour. Shovel his walkway next snowfall.
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                    • JerseyLove
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-15-10
                      • 2183

                      #11
                      jj did you get my fax before?
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                      • oiler
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-06-09
                        • 6585

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        I wished I fukkin taped it
                        Guy is a jerkoff, like 55 or so Irish and no neighbor likes him

                        My Mom and Boy had it out with him today

                        I stayed inside
                        hey jj it sad that your mother still fights your battles,arent u too old for mommy to fight your battles,sounds like your still in grammar school ,,grow up and act like man
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                        • flyingillini
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 12-06-06
                          • 41219

                          #13
                          I wave to my neighbors that's about it. I want nothing to do with them let alone anyone else. God Bless.
                          המוסד‎
                          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                          • BettingGeek
                            Restricted User
                            • 10-07-10
                            • 3555

                            #14

                            post a video tell us how you feel pal
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                            • doublej95
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-26-10
                              • 14094

                              #15
                              all i want to do is kill my neighbors dogs, all they do is come over and crap in my yard.
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                              • stevek173
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 03-29-08
                                • 27598

                                #16
                                J I can make a call if you like. I can be very convincing.
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                                • minet123
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 02-17-07
                                  • 10280

                                  #17
                                  Give the word sponsey and I will have 10 Dominicans at his door tomorrow morning
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                                  • RealSlimShady
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-24-07
                                    • 6249

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by wtf
                                    u probably use the compressor to blow air up your ass in some bizarre sexual self gratification

                                    Good avatar, wtf
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                                    • MartinBlank
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 07-20-08
                                      • 8382

                                      #19
                                      JJ, did you tell him you don't even leave the house? Unless he placed it in your living room, how were you going to steal it?
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                                      • Smoke
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-09-09
                                        • 48111

                                        #20
                                        Gold he knows ur a compulsive gambler

                                        He thought you stole it so you could pawn it for post-up money
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                                        • wtf
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 08-22-08
                                          • 12983

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by RealSlimShady


                                          Good avatar, wtf
                                          got if from that awesome thread with jj's bizarre video and you inserted that car video i love, that thread is full of win
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                                          • ttrace35
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-30-10
                                            • 10828

                                            #22
                                            Haha. JJ. Was it something like this?



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                                            • zam77
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-03-10
                                              • 3586

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by doublej95
                                              all i want to do is kill my neighbors dogs, all they do is come over and crap in my yard.
                                              We have a dog, as does our neighbor. There's is a 120 lb. bloodhound and it shits wherever the fuk it wants and the dumps are the size of my forearm so I know there his. I told my wife as soon as the warm weather hits I will be taking craps behind their garage every chance I get.
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                                              • hubie69
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-16-10
                                                • 7329

                                                #24
                                                JJ, Next time there's going to be a cool down in the weather, get out the hose and soak his driveway so it's 100% ice the next morning.
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                                                • Wiggums5
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-05-10
                                                  • 2409

                                                  #25
                                                  go over there, kick his ass and make a video while doing it.
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #26
                                                    The hose idea is great!
                                                    Also throwing gasoline on their fukkin lawns is great

                                                    The fukkinn lawn never grows again
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                                                    • Bluedragon
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-30-10
                                                      • 3484

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by sickler
                                                      JJ, do something nice for your neighbour. Know your neighbour is to love your neighbour. Shovel his walkway next snowfall.
                                                      Kill him with kindness man. If he looked out and saw you shovelling his shit he would fukin' lose it. Hopefully he comes out and swings on you then the whole neighbourhood comes out when the cops come and they're just like "No no Coach was just trying to shovel this old man's driveway and he came out in a violent rage." Then you've got him by the wrinkly balls
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Saw him today

                                                        basically just told him I did not steal his air compressor
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                                                        • manny24
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-22-07
                                                          • 20046

                                                          #29
                                                          prolly caught you blow drying the new rug with it...just tell him you forgot you borrowed it and give it back...air compressors are a diamond dozen...having a good irish neighbor has no price.
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