R.I.P Stealthyburrito

doublej95 · 02-17-11, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

delete this thread please

why

sickler · 02-17-11, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

Must of been some bad burritos he ate

Gonna take awhile for him to recover

Stealthy ate some salad dressing I sent him, foreign to him, but he said he enjoyed it.

Interesting poster, bright guy.......

doublej95 · 02-17-11, 08:24 PM

I do hope everything is alright with him, he is one of the better posters here.

ttwarrior1 · 02-17-11, 08:41 PM

uh because he is not dead

talnted · 02-18-11, 12:20 AM

King Mayan · 02-18-11, 12:24 AM

.....

King Mayan · 02-18-11, 12:31 AM

Got deported.. Needs a firme coyote...

polskboy · 02-18-11, 12:38 AM

wow the threads at sbr are getting strange.

talnted · 02-18-11, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by whatsgood5

Guys from the way things look, I think stealthy was Brandon Banks, kick returner for the Washington Redskins. Banks gets stabbed, and Stealthy stops posting, pretty crazy huh?

And oh, Stealthy had a picture of Banks as his avatar for a month or so. No one knows who Brandon Banks is besides myself and Brandon Banks.

Coincidence?

He was only like the redskins best player all year....

onetrickpony · 02-18-11, 01:14 AM

glad stealthy is ok

i know ur reading this u fuk, no matter how hard u try u cant stay away from sbr

talnted · 02-18-11, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by onetrickpony

glad stealthy is ok

i know ur reading this u fuk, no matter how hard u try u cant stay away from sbr

Socrates · 02-18-11, 01:19 AM

so did this cat really die or what?

If so...RIP

sideloaded · 02-18-11, 04:48 AM

RIP

stevek173 · 02-18-11, 08:01 AM

RIP Stealthy

I should have told him he can't fly

I didn't think he was serious

shari91 · 02-18-11, 08:12 AM

Come on guys. Stealthy did NOT die. He just emailed me an hour or two ago.

Sometimes people just have other things going on that prevent them from posting.

He'll be back - and when he is, I hope there's a "welcome back stealthy" thread since the "rip stealthy" thread was started.

opie1988 · 02-18-11, 08:47 AM

I have just confirmed that "Stealthy Burrito" aka Norberto Pulido........is resting nicely & in the early stages of recovery at Promises Treatment Center in Malibu.

They're officially calling it treatment for "mental exhaustion" & "sleep medication"....

On the street.....its a nervous breakdown & being hooked on the Purple Drank!!

I knew Stealth was taking this Poster of the Month thing way too seriously. He was obsessed with beating Stevie.....and he simply cracked from the pressure.

Poor bastard.

Get well, Stealth.

THE PROFIT · 02-18-11, 08:56 AM

Shari, I find it weak that he can't find time to post or has let real life get in the way of posting.

Posting is serious business.

shari91 · 02-18-11, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Shari, I find it weak that he can't find time to post or has let real life get in the way of posting. Posting is serious business.

I actually find it admirable. I'd rather have a 100% Stealthy than a guy who was just logging in and posting 'I like this play' and other jibberish in various threads for points every day.

He'll be back soon and once he is, like I said I hope someone starts a "welcome back stealthy" thread.

We love him. He knows that.

opie1988 · 02-18-11, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Shari, I find it weak that he can't find time to post or has let real life get in the way of posting.

Posting is serious business.

.....absolutely NOTHING to add.

JMobile · 02-18-11, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by shari91

I actually find it admirable. I'd rather have a 100% Stealthy than a guy who was just logging in and posting 'I like this play' and other jibberish in various threads for points every day.

He'll be back soon and once he is, like I said I hope someone starts a "welcome back stealthy" thread.

We love him. He knows that.

Laugh Out Loud!

"I like this play".

ehp6737 · 02-18-11, 09:33 AM

I love burritos

zam77 · 02-18-11, 10:02 AM

I really miss burrito... it's tough when a poster you like just disappears and you get no further contact. stealthy, i miss you man... wish there was some way to get in touch.

JMobile · 02-18-11, 10:07 AM

SB is a hispanic? He didn't look like it in his video.

sickler · 02-18-11, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by JMobile

SB is a hispanic? He didn't look like it in his video.

Hence the name: Stealthy Burrito.

masr · 02-18-11, 10:13 AM

I heard he got deported...

pavyracer · 02-18-11, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Shari, I find it weak that he can't find time to post or has let real life get in the way of posting.

Posting is serious business.

Apparently he is busy and doesn't have time to post here but he has ample time to send individual emails to 4-5 different posters telling them he is OK.

JMobile · 02-18-11, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by sickler

Hence the name: Stealthy Burrito.

I thought it was just a white boy who was a huge fan of burritos. lol I do have friends who buy bumper stickers and post them all over their cars. So, I figured I'd ask. egh!

tony_come · 02-18-11, 10:22 AM

this shit is crazy!

aceking · 02-18-11, 10:32 AM

everybody dies anyway .

if i don't post for 1 month , you can assume i'm dead .

jjgold · 02-18-11, 10:36 AM

We ran him off

He could not take the pressure of SBR

tony_come · 02-18-11, 10:38 AM

pressure is the key

you must have a stomach for this shit

no crying in here

talnted · 02-18-11, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by shari91

I actually find it admirable. I'd rather have a 100% Stealthy than a guy who was just logging in and posting 'I like this play' and other jibberish in various threads for points every day.

He'll be back soon and once he is, like I said I hope someone starts a "welcome back stealthy" thread.

We love him. He knows that.

Id rather have a "stealthy" who doesnt look at this site at all, and gets his real life back. With real people. Dealing with big boy things like school and work.

The stealthy that sat on the computer everyday to look at this bullshit was pretty wack.

Anyone that actually cares about the kid would realize how unhealthy it is to post every day from 9AM in the morning to 2AM at night at his age. Most of you have already gone and fukked up in real-life where as "stealthys" is just getting started, and has a lot of potential considering the college hes about to graduate from.

let him move on. that would honestly be the best thing from him. All of his friends at college having been hoping for this for a very long time. And this is coming from someone who truly cares about his well being.

THE PROFIT · 02-18-11, 12:30 PM

talnted, this is the absolute most healthiest thing anyone can do. Who needs a social life??? Plus, there's nothing like having hemorrhoids from sitting on your fat ass all day

opie1988 · 02-18-11, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

talnted, this is the absolute most healthiest thing anyone can do. Who needs a social life??? Plus, there's nothing like having hemorrhoids from sitting on your fat ass all day

Again, THE PROFIT has spoken. Pure gospel, my brother.

I agree 100%. Anyone who doesn't get all their needs met by posting on SBR is simply not taking it near seriously enough!!

Quitting posting is for losers.

There's no retiring from this thing. Stealthy knew that when he signed up.

pavyracer · 02-18-11, 12:58 PM

You need to go to rehab if you are here 18 hrs per day.

Odds of stealthyburrito coming back:

Yes -400
No +300