Anyone play only poker tournaments and not any cash games?

[k13]

Was putting in about 60 hours a week between '06-'08, most profit was coming from Full Tilt. The formats they had for the tokens were so insanely soft. 4 player HU matches, 2 table SNGs that paid 6 spots etc. Once they switched to tickets, you can't cash them out outside of a $69+6 45 man SNG or wait for FTOPS qualifiers.

lol good luck with that now.

Poker has changed.

[k13]

I run good late in tournaments....i had no chance


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qh As]
Hero: calls 1000
clinton432: raises 21974 to 22974 and is all-in
Hero: calls 21974
clinton432: shows [Ts Ac]
*** FLOP *** [7s 9c Tc]
*** TURN *** [7s 9c Tc] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [7s 9c Tc 3d] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Qh As] (a pair of Nines)
clinton432: shows [Ts Ac] (two pair, Tens and Nines)

[k13]

Look how easy poker is....


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ks Kd]

andenisov: raises 7485 to 8085 and is all-in
Hero: calls and is all-in
andenisov: shows [4d 4s]

*** FLOP *** [5s 8h 2s]
*** TURN *** [5s 8h 2s] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [5s 8h 2s 4h] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
andenisov: shows [4d 4s] (three of a kind, Fours)
Hero: shows [Ks Kd] (a pair of Kings)







Only way KK can win against Ax on PS.....


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kh Kd]

Hero: raises 5845 to 6095 and is all-in
Judas Pri166: calls and is all-in

*** FLOP *** [Ks Ad Kc]
*** TURN *** [Ks Ad Kc] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Ad Kc Jc] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Kh Kd] (four of a kind, Kings)
Judas Pri166: shows [Th Ac] (two pair, Aces and Kings)


*yawn* so exciting, four kings *yawn*

[soni]

Dunno about you but look at how many times has dikefale won:

10/21
1. dikefale $200
11/02
9. dikefale $10
11/16
3. dikefale $60
11/18
10. dikefale $10
12/04
2. dikefale 625 pts
today
2. dikefale 625 pts

u prolly dont have the luck or knowledge like him ..
notice most of the time the same guys are in the top 10 lists each time, rarely new names.
you should go to those and ask them to teach you poker 101

[k13]

Dunno about you but look at how many times has dikefale won:

10/21
1. dikefale $200
11/02
9. dikefale $10
11/16
3. dikefale $60
11/18
10. dikefale $10
12/04
2. dikefale 625 pts
today
2. dikefale 625 pts

u prolly dont have the luck or knowledge like him ..
notice most of the time the same guys are in the top 10 lists each time, rarely new names.
you should go to those and ask them to teach you poker 101

Its a freeroll with a bunch of losers. Its not even a 100 people in it.

I've won tourneys with 8000, 5000, 3000, 3000, 7000 people in it.

I'll tell you how they won it, sucked with 10 9 vs QQ.

[k13]

I instacall with 104o


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Tc 4h]
nikolai.roma: raises 1890 to 2490 and is all-in
Hero: callsand is all-in
nikolai.roma: shows [2c 3d]
*** FLOP *** [Kh 2d 8d]
*** TURN *** [Kh 2d 8d] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 2d 8d 5s] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nikolai.roma: shows [2c 3d] (a pair of Deuces)
Hero: shows [Tc 4h] (high card Ace)


Fucken russian are so fucken annoying. Hope they all fucken drown.

[k13]

There is zero chance that magic river is not coming. FU STARS


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [As Ah]

Hero: raises 2255 to 3055 and is all-in
Robinhoo90: raises 330 to 3385 and is all-in
Robinhoo90: shows [Jh Th]
*** FLOP *** [Kd 2d 9h]
*** TURN *** [Kd 2d 9h] [2s]
Robinhoo90 said, "q"
*** RIVER *** [Kd 2d 9h 2s] [Qd]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Robinhoo90: shows [Jh Th] (a straight, Nine to King)
Hero: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)


NOT RANDOM

[k13]

btw, I'm not even picking out hands, its hand after hand after hand. Look at the magic.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qc Qh]

Hero: raises 4590 to 4990 and is all-in
Burnside180: calls 2604 and is all-in
Burnside180: shows [8s 8h]

*** FLOP *** [2c 9d 6s]
*** TURN *** [2c 9d 6s] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [2c 9d 6s Td] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Burnside180: shows [8s 8h] (a straight, Six to Ten)
Hero: shows [Qc Qh] (a pair of Queens)



I would give even odds on this magical straight coming.

[soni]

yeah no way it's random. they can't come up with an excuse that their programmer didn't implement a 'good' random generator. any average programmer can implement it. i can't save the hands history, otherwise i'd post 1000 examples just like yours. it's just unbelievable how often this sh1t happens.

[k13]

Zero possibility that queen is not coming on the river, yes I get AA that often. I just woke up. AA KK all day.


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ah Ac]

Hero: raises and is all-in
Alfa2012: calls and is all-in
Alfa2012: shows [Kh Qh]

*** FLOP *** [9c 7h Ks]
*** TURN *** [9c 7h Ks] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [9c 7h Ks 4s] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Alfa2012: shows [Kh Qh] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Hero: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)

[k13]

I swear its every fucken time, every fucken hand. I already call every single card.


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Js Td]
*** FLOP *** [6h Tc 4h]
Hero: bets 3895 and is all-in
markbammer: calls 3895
markbammer: shows [6c Ad]

btw, only 1800 in the pot, I overshove these euro donks.





*** TURN *** [6h Tc 4h] [Ac]


Only the 6th time this has happened to me today out of Six times possible. Fucken joke.

[k13]

Glad this never happens in sports betting. 50% > 80%

[k13]

I'm amazing, now I lose AA to JJ with a flush draw. one outer.

[FuzzyDunlop]

lol good luck with that now.

Poker has changed.

There is still plenty of soft action in these, especially the FTOPs sats where I can pull 8-10 $216 awards a week with 20-25 hours of play.

[k13]

Why is it easier to lose with AA's five times in a row than win five times in a row?

Why can I lose being ahead ten times in a row all day but I'll never lose ten times in a row sports betting coin flips for the rest of my life????

Why does a +900 dog has barely a prayer yet I'm praying that my 98% hand will hold up, because it won't.???