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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Warning: Never Play With A Gay Bookmaker
    It is extreme pressure especially if your betting with no money and on credit.

    4 years ago I was in the hole for $4000 and knew if I lost this 3 team reverse I was in big trouble to this bookmaker.

    The guys name was slugger and when you lost he met you at his whirlpool and he would sit in it.
    Now he knew many guys did not have money to pay so basically the player had two options get in whirlpool and work off debt or pay the debt . Most guys went into whirlpool and worked it off because they did not have the money. I saw the straightest guy I ever knew get nailed in ass like 4 times because he owed $1500 to Slugger.

    This bookmaker was so fukkin horny too and rather have sex with his players than collect money

    Ok back to bet I was watching game and knew consequences if game lost. I would have to go to the dreaded whirlpool and do whatever this bookie wanted , guys what is worse sweating a 2k bet knowing you have no money to pay and having to get loan or not getting money and you have to blow your bookmaker at last 2x and get nailed in ass a few times??

    The pressure is/was unreal. I know longer bet with him
  • VegasInsider
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-12-10
    • 14593

    #2
    This, my friend, is by far the funniest story you've ever posted here.
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    • Meyhem
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 08-05-10
      • 531

      #3
      you should post your story about you and slugger the weekend after super bowl 40 in the valentines competition thread
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      • INVEGA MAN
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-30-08
        • 6800

        #4
        he is my bookie too and i didnt know he was gay
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        • MendozaLine
          SBR MVP
          • 01-11-10
          • 4088

          #5
          did you ever have to go in the whirlpool?
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          • WvGambler
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-19-10
            • 11618

            #6
            they called my uncle Slugger.......oh....god....no!
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            • VegasInsider
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-12-10
              • 14593

              #7
              I'm assuming THIS was JJ...
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              • VegasInsider
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-12-10
                • 14593

                #8
                WTF?!? That was suppose to be a picture and my edit function is not there....AHHHHHHHH
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                • Brock Landers
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 06-30-08
                  • 45359

                  #9


                  Cock Sucking hilarity ensues
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                  • JimmysEgo
                    SBR MVP
                    • 06-07-10
                    • 1201

                    #10
                    what if you were also gay and you did not mind going into the whirlpool, it would be like easy money, win/win for you either way.

                    not that i'm gay, i'm just asking.
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                    • Dirty Sanchez
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-01-10
                      • 16031

                      #11
                      So you lose a couple of bucks and he wants to check your oil with his dipstick.....come on coach....like you've never taken it in the ass before. Sack up man...it's like getting a
                      free play for a couple of minutes of pain
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                      • 99Boxster
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-22-10
                        • 2461

                        #12
                        You should've befriended a couple gay guys and got them to call in your plays you dumbass!!!!!!!
                        Guess who's stackin' gold and silver? THIS GUY
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                        • Deuce
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 01-12-08
                          • 29843

                          #13
                          Was slugger your land lord too?
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                          • Chimneyfish
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-30-10
                            • 1217

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            It is extreme pressure
                            The warm water from the hot tub didn't help to loosen you up at all?
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                            • Chimneyfish
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-30-10
                              • 1217

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pronk
                              it must have taken you a while to write all that crap.
                              Thanks for quoting the entire thing bud.
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                              • freeVICK
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 01-21-08
                                • 7114

                                #16
                                dont worry JJ, its a well known fact you cant get pregs in water
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                                • flyingillini
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-06-06
                                  • 41219

                                  #17
                                  Did he release on or in you? Did he love yayo?
                                  המוסד‎
                                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                  • yisman
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-01-08
                                    • 75682

                                    #18
                                    jj, I didn't know your name was Slugger.
                                    [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                    [/quote]

                                    [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                    • YorkHunt
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 12-11-10
                                      • 7496

                                      #19
                                      Gay bookie lmao it seems like an oxymoron!
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                                      • BettingWizard
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 11-28-09
                                        • 6522

                                        #20
                                        you watched a guy get nailed?
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                                        • KingKolzig
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 02-02-10
                                          • 5550

                                          #21
                                          zek caught my eye
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                                          • JohnnyD4916
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 04-14-10
                                            • 1572

                                            #22
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                                            • stealthyburrito
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-12-09
                                              • 21562

                                              #23
                                              goldie don't give gay bookies everywhere a bad name. not all want to fukk everyone in sight.

                                              had a gay local for a while, good guy, never had problems with him, never wanted to poke my ass (that i know of).
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                                              • BurtRapp
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-10-08
                                                • 2410

                                                #24
                                                jelly watchers play with him
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                                                • wtf
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 08-22-08
                                                  • 12983

                                                  #25
                                                  like jj needs an EXCUSE to suck his bookies cock
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                                                  • Junkyard Dog
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 03-12-07
                                                    • 4552

                                                    #26
                                                    ahaha
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                                                    • Dank_Fire
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 05-13-09
                                                      • 2269

                                                      #27
                                                      Classic JJ !
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                                                      • RealSlimShady
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 12-24-07
                                                        • 6249

                                                        #28
                                                        Common, JJ. That would be your dream come true. That's a win-win situation for you.....win some cash or get some gay action.
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
                                                          some of you guys need to back off

                                                          Do you know what this is??
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                                                          • RealSlimShady
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 12-24-07
                                                            • 6249

                                                            #30
                                                            "Some of you guys need to back off" ...... Who are you referring to, e-Tough guy?
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                                                            • bobbyfk
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 01-19-09
                                                              • 15218

                                                              #31
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                                                              • Dirty Sanchez
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-01-10
                                                                • 16031

                                                                #32
                                                                Yeah coach...obviously it's a year-old picture
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                                                                • pavyracer
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                                  • 82839

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Picture of a gay bookmaker. Don't bet with him boys!
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34


                                                                    Paver we are going to come to blows

                                                                    I pretended it was funny but I am fuming right now
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                                                                    • hubie69
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-16-10
                                                                      • 7329

                                                                      #35
                                                                      JJ lovin' the hot tub!!!!

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